Home | Community | Message Board

World Seed Supply
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Jump to first unread post Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Next >  [ show all ]
Invisibleifoundwaldo


Registered: 09/28/10
Posts: 8,389
Loc: Denver, CO Flag
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14104894 - 03/11/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I wonder if this story had a happy ending. :datass:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineduster
psychadelicgardener
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 1,190
Loc: ARIZONA,TRANSLVANIAA,ETC....
Last seen: 6 years, 3 months
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: frisky_]
    #14104982 - 03/11/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

He's still offering, LOL


--------------------
"Life is created out of the seeking of knowledge."

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible4runner
 User Gallery

Registered: 07/16/10
Posts: 15,406
Loc: State of Jefferson
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14105018 - 03/11/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The big question is, does he have a beard and or a mustache?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineduster
psychadelicgardener
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 1,190
Loc: ARIZONA,TRANSLVANIAA,ETC....
Last seen: 6 years, 3 months
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: 4runner]
    #14105094 - 03/11/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

neither hes clean shaven

Quote:

anunnakian said:
The big question is, does he have a beard and or a mustache?




--------------------
"Life is created out of the seeking of knowledge."

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 3,984
Loc: Florida Flag
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14105099 - 03/11/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Is he good-looking?


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineduster
psychadelicgardener
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/20/04
Posts: 1,190
Loc: ARIZONA,TRANSLVANIAA,ETC....
Last seen: 6 years, 3 months
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14105106 - 03/11/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Is he good-looking?




... he's like farva from super troopers, alittle bit skinner :|


--------------------
"Life is created out of the seeking of knowledge."

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineThe_Ghost
ゴースト

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/27/07
Posts: 15,802
Loc: USG Ishimura Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 11 days
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14105109 - 03/11/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

duster said:
Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Is he good-looking?




... he's like farva from super troopers, alittle bit skinner :|





--------------------
/ / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / /
The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks.
May His Circuits Ever Function

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineHakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 8,071
Loc: PNW Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 4 months
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: 4runner]
    #14105164 - 03/11/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars

"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"

It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.

"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?

Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...

"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"

...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.

"keep the change kid", he says,

and he walks away.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineThe_Ghost
ゴースト

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 03/27/07
Posts: 15,802
Loc: USG Ishimura Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 11 days
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14105172 - 03/11/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

How'd we go from 80 to 300$?


--------------------
/ / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / /
The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks.
May His Circuits Ever Function

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineManianFHS
living in perverty
 User Gallery

Registered: 07/06/04
Posts: 14,832
Last seen: 4 hours, 54 minutes
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14105200 - 03/11/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

thats quite the pickle surprise. i might have missed the part that explains why a police officer is propositioning you in the first place, is this like a craigslist encounter or something?

either way... hes either fucking with you, or you could get paid do get your wang sucked. I wouldnt do it, but im not desperate for money. even if i was I wouldnt do it actually.


--------------------
notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleKrishnaDreamer
I bleed nicotine...
Male User Gallery

Registered: 09/23/07
Posts: 4,132
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14105204 - 03/11/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars

"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"

It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.

"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?

Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...

"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"

...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.

"keep the change kid", he says,

and he walks away.




:whacker:


--------------------
Everybody's a ninja...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineStaleShrooms
human after all
Male


Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 2,342
Loc: Detroit
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ManianFH]
    #14105206 - 03/11/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars

"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"

It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.

"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?

Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...

"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"

...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.

"keep the change kid", he says,

and he walks away.




Why would you write this??? :awewtf:

And why did I read it? :awewtf: :lol:


--------------------
Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix.
                         
                                              ~William S. Burroughs

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineHakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!
Male User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 8,071
Loc: PNW Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 4 months
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14105218 - 03/11/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleP-O
#AnyoneButHarper
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/13/09
Posts: 13,636
Loc: Flag
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14105220 - 03/11/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

he prob will make you finish him off after...

hes not just gonna pleasure u and leave...


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinenice1
Not the droid your looking for
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 10,449
Loc: earth
Last seen: 11 years, 1 month
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14105231 - 03/11/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

cool troll bro

this is obviously bollocks.

No one would pay to suck a dick, definately not a cop who could lose his job.  he could just walk up to any gay and suck a dick he wouldn't have to pay or risk his job.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineStaleShrooms
human after all
Male


Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 2,342
Loc: Detroit
Last seen: 10 years, 10 months
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: nice1]
    #14105524 - 03/11/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe he wants to suck a straight guys dick. Maybe thats the point. Idk arent some gay dudes into straight dudes or something?




...why are we still talking about this...


--------------------
Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix.
                         
                                              ~William S. Burroughs

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinewithoutawire
hi
 User Gallery

Registered: 08/16/09
Posts: 11,384
Loc: Honolulu, Hawaii
Last seen: 8 months, 17 days
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: StaleShrooms] * 1
    #14105542 - 03/11/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm calling shenanigans on this entire thing.


--------------------
:tigerbunny:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineROFL_my_ WAFFLE


Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 3,984
Loc: Florida Flag
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14105648 - 03/11/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars

"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"

It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.

"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?

Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...

"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"

...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.

"keep the change kid", he says,

and he walks away.





:lolsy:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflinePatlal
You ask too many questions
Male User Gallery


Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,818
Loc: Ottawa Flag
Last seen: 11 hours, 3 minutes
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14105690 - 03/11/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Quote:

Hakim0777 said:
Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars

"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"

It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.

"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?

Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...

"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"

...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.

"keep the change kid", he says,

and he walks away.





:lolsy:




Why did I get somewhat turned on by this?????

Motherfucker! The Shrooms made me gay.


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleblewmeanie
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 10/01/06
Posts: 28,984
Loc: Flag
Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster] * 2
    #14105720 - 03/11/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Do it, tape the whole thing, and proceed to ruin his career. Fuck cops.


--------------------
The Prophecy!

Learn To Code

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: < Back | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Next >  [ show all ]

Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* I gave my bank like 80 bucks this summer freddurgan 664 5 08/02/05 02:48 AM
by 0xYg3n
* Getting into glass blowing dobinky 1,000 12 04/17/05 09:50 PM
by C20H25N3O
* 50$ bucks for a book bag.
( 1 2 all )
neuro 2,795 23 09/15/04 07:13 PM
by debianlinux
* BUCK GILL FATES morrowasted 153 6 05/04/21 09:06 AM
by morrowasted
* best 5 bucks in a long time
( 1 2 all )
joe666 1,967 26 07/18/05 11:23 PM
by viper100fm
* *DELETED*
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
Supernova 6,250 80 05/07/05 12:57 PM
by no-tone
* I took the injuns for 85 bucks today. kilroy69 497 4 02/05/06 01:51 PM
by Adom
* Celebrate my birfday by blowing some shit up
( 1 2 all )
HELLA_TIGHT 1,319 26 07/02/05 03:51 AM
by elthamsubs

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
7,091 topic views. 9 members, 70 guests and 86 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.027 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 14 queries.