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    #14100573 - 03/10/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

so i want to teach you all a little trick i've learned just the other day.  know that aweful feeling you get after jackin off?  solution: eat your cum.  no more feelings of guilt or feeling physically drained, that is if you can avoid feeling guilty about eating your own jizzy, which i can, because i eat my spit all day and i don't see much difference.  :flowers:

so eat your cum and don't be dumb

edit: so i don't know if this is sanitary or actually a good idea, but i think it's been determined after so many years that eating cum isn't going to kill you, probably.

also, i don't know why this works other than the simplest answer is that semen is a very dense form of energy.  ejaculating every day puts a strain on your immune system i think.  anyway, by the way it tastes salty, not too bad, i just lick it off my hand and forget about it. 
:pipesmoke:

Edited by Anonymous (03/10/11 09:12 PM)

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14101194 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

really

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14101829 - 03/11/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck off back to the mental asylum.

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Jufin]
    #14103794 - 03/11/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I am not the OP.


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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Tri High]
    #14104039 - 03/11/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

why does this thread still work 17 hours later?


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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14104870 - 03/11/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:know that aweful feeling you get after jackin off?



no.
but I wasn't brought up in a religious household, so I'm not fucked in the head.


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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Tri High]
    #14105804 - 03/11/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Tri High said:
I am not the OP.



No, I see what this little boy is trying to say. 

I broke the dam.

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Jufin]
    #14106532 - 03/11/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

WTF, why would anyone feel bad after cumming. I'm too busy sleeping to give a shit.

Eating your own cum never solves anything.:nonono:


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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14106740 - 03/11/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i think the reason jacking off makes you feel bad and THIS is what makes you feel good is because you are a homosexual.


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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: shimishimiman]
    #14106955 - 03/12/11 12:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

the reason i posted anon is i nkew i'd get flamed for this. 

i dont' know why i feel guilty but i know other people do to.  its not a moral thing, in fact my parents taught me that jacking off was better than sex, i assume because they didn't want me having children.  i don't think jacking is impure.  i think its deeper than that, something in my DNA or subconscious mind or something that says "those sperm should have been used to please a woman", or "what a waste of good energy", so its more of the opposite of feeling that its impure, i feel its wasteful.  its like the feeling of my beautiful orgasm just oozing along the cold hard shower walls :foreheadslap:
and yes i know some straight guys who feel the same way.

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14107085 - 03/12/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

What's more gross, the thought of tasting your own jizz, or the thought of your thoughtlessly discarded jizz trying to fertilize a lump of crap in a pipe somewhere?  Think about that the next time you fire a civilization down the shower drain or flush a sperm-soaked tissue down the toilet.

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14110108 - 03/12/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, ummm...

maybe jerking it isn't your thing...if you have to do that.

you get a rush of endorphins after you jerk it. Enjoy it, it's as strong as a rush of heroin (assuming you don't have a tolerance to heroin)

Just...maybe you should refrain from eating it. That's still a waste, because the sperm will die off in your stomach acid and that isn't going to provide you with enough sustenance. It's actually more wasteful since the process of jerking it takes like 500 calories, and you might get...50 back, if that.


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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: tyler_0_durden]
    #14110258 - 03/12/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

on a related side note, i've only once gotten a rush from sex that was even close to being what i imagine heroin to be like(since i've never tried it)

it was real sex with a real vagina and no condom.  the feeling was so rediculously intense i had to pull out because i thought i was gonna come in her.  it was seriously the BEST FEELING EVER and took me completely by surprize.  also, there's herbal contraceptives that i'm gonna use when i get a girlfriend, then no worries, no condoms, and i don't have to use heroin.

but for now i'm living hand to mouth, as the saying goes

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Jufin]
    #14112789 - 03/13/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jufin said:
Fuck off back to the mental asylum.



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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Jufin]
    #14112795 - 03/13/11 01:39 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

whats crazy about it?  would you consider a girl swallowing her boyfriends cum insane?  nvm i dont have to respond to close minded minds.  i just came here to try and help people, and i've done that, so cya

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14112967 - 03/13/11 04:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I just think that the swallowing part is disgusting.  I prefer to put it in a crack pipe and vaporise it, that way you get that nice semen taste along with a bit of a high :thumbup:

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Jufin]
    #14113688 - 03/13/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:awewtf:

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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: dshow]
    #14116340 - 03/13/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:ugh: :omfg: :awewtf:


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Re: warning, this post may contain the word "_____________"!!!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14117904 - 03/14/11 02:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
  know that aweful feeling you get after jackin off?  solution: eat your cum.
so eat your cum and don't be dumb

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i hope you get mad cows disease or curu or whatever its called from slurping your own goo shots re re.

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