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OfflineMuufokfok
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The Masturbation Thread!
    #14101410 - 03/10/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ITT we talk about Masturbation!
go!:mushroomgrow:

edit: cool it mixed up the sequence... sigh fuck it :shrug:
do you masturbate? (at least in the past 3 months)
You may choose only one
How often do you masturbate?
You may choose only one
Why do you love or hate masturbating?
You may choose only one


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Edited by Muufokfok (03/13/11 11:38 AM)


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Invisiblefloydisgod
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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14101427 - 03/10/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

First!

:awedrugs:


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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: floydisgod]
    #14101487 - 03/10/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This seems like Pandora's box knowing the shroomery...


I see good things cumming :smile:


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OfflineManianFHS
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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: Spiderwort]
    #14103679 - 03/11/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ill sometimes masturbate once a day, though naturally i masturbate 2-3 times a week. too much and i get obsessed with it, and all that porn and shit is a waste of time. id rather be hiking or something


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OfflineMuufokfok
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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: ManianFH]
    #14113855 - 03/13/11 11:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

sometimes i like to use an ice cube
:snow:


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"I'm guessing the 'ancient lost drug' of india is psychedelic mushrooms. The correlation between sacred cows (in hinduism) and magic mushrooms growing on cow dung is too strong to ignore, if you ask me."

As the ocean waves, the universe "peoples"
~Alan Watts~


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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14115286 - 03/13/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I like asian porn and there arent many asians in my area

whaddaheck


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OfflinePsychopathic666
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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: godisanastronaut]
    #14116378 - 03/13/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I am a compulsive masturbator. I do it at least 4 times a day.

...in fact, I just got done.


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Offlinepfxtc
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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: Psychopathic666]
    #14116396 - 03/13/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i almost like masturbating more then sex

unless the sex is really good

i just always feel like an asshole afterwards :lol: (masturbation, not sex)


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OfflineTakura001
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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: pfxtc]
    #14117510 - 03/14/11 12:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

DOn't masturbate often because 1. I have a boyfriend who fucks me regularly and does it perfectly. and 2. I live in a dorm with a roommate who doesn't understand that when I say wait, I mean don't come in yet!


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Offlinedummy
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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: Takura001]
    #14117789 - 03/14/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

sounds like your roommate probably hates you. i would.


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Offlinepfxtc
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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: Takura001]
    #14118915 - 03/14/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Takura001 said:
DOn't masturbate often because 1. I have a boyfriend who fucks me regularly and does it perfectly. and 2. I live in a dorm with a roommate who doesn't understand that when I say wait, I mean don't come in yet!




well yeah daily sex pretty much eliminates the need for it

i've only ever had a girl who did it weekly, never daily.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report


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Re: Masturbation Thread! [Re: pfxtc]
    #14121352 - 03/14/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i dont masterbate...i mistressbate...


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