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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: KrishnaDreamer] 1
#14101265 - 03/10/11 10:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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80$...? I would sell some shit before I let some guy hug me with his lips. I might actually start stealing before I stoop that low lol
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bbl337
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101274 - 03/10/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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duster said: kommanderkeen: ENTRAPMENT kommanderkeen: IVE SEEN TV kommanderkeen: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***: not a chance, a cop cant make the cash offer its illegal, i got 80 cash on me, you stop by, ill suck it, u go
it's actually not entrapment, it's just a plain felony. They can make the offer all they want you retard
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
#14101288 - 03/10/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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KrishnaDreamer said: do it and videotape it.
Hell Yeah! To watch a cop blow a stoner and pay him! That has to be the biggest fetish I never knew I had!
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101291 - 03/10/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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its not gay unless you cum
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: danielx]
#14101328 - 03/10/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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danielx said: its not gay unless you cum

Cock meat sandwich anyone?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: danielx]
#14101343 - 03/10/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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danielx said: its not gay unless you cum
its not cum unless you gay
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
#14101349 - 03/10/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey according to Big Bob theres nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. The sucker is the one whos gay for sucking his dick.
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I know what to do in this situation!
You tape the conversation of him offering to blow you and pay for it, then you play it back to him and say, "Make it $200, and you can blow yourself, otherwise this hits the internet/your police HQ."
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: danielx]
#14101371 - 03/10/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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danielx said: its not gay unless you cum
dude how do you get hard looking at some old, hairy, gay cop there ready to blow you?
if you get hard at all, i'd say you're slightly gay here...
$80? $100? HELL NO! someone said $80k up there... that's a little more like it.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14101379 - 03/10/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Lets flip the script a little and change OP's question to....
How much would it take for OP to suck that cops dick?
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80 is a pretty decent offer... but you should see if he'll increase the cash for you to fuck him.
then you can bend him over and make him squeal like a pig.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: eris]
#14104669 - 03/11/11 04:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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eris said: I knew this dude who's own uncle paid him to blow him. I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I'd let some other joker blow me if I was sleeping outside in the winter, underneath a bridge, half starving to death regardless of if he was offering 80 or 80k. 
80k yes, 80 dollars.. not a fucking chance.
I can make more money then that by begging on the street, and it doesn't involve a dudes lips on my penis.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: LoveYourLife]
#14104681 - 03/11/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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what if he had really soft lips?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: playapez]
#14104776 - 03/11/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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playapez said: I know what to do in this situation!
You tape the conversation of him offering to blow you and pay for it, then you play it back to him and say, "Make it $200, and you can blow yourself, otherwise this hits the internet/your police HQ."
do this. you get plenty of cash and dont have to do anything
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
#14104781 - 03/11/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jesus you guys its $80
$80 is deff not worth feeling some cops mustache prickle my junk. No fuckin thanks.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: tito123]
#14104783 - 03/11/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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he gon bite chur dick off and fed it to ya
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: eris]
#14104858 - 03/11/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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eris said: I knew this dude who's own uncle paid him to blow him. I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I'd let some other joker blow me if I was sleeping outside in the winter, underneath a bridge, half starving to death regardless of if he was offering 80 or 80k. 
For 80k I'd let someone suck my dick for sure. No cameras though. For 800k I'd probably allow cameras. Worst comes to worst you can feign orgasm and minimal ejaculation after like a minute or two of omnomnom.
For 80 dollars I agree with your summation of this subject.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster] 1
#14104864 - 03/11/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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duster said: would you do it? I'm low on cash. What is also funny is that it is a cop that is offering to blow me. A in the closet cop LOL
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: thoughts]
#14104866 - 03/11/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Tell him to go suck a dick.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14104885 - 03/11/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Tell him to bring some drugs with him. I bet cops have the best drugs.
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