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Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2
    #14101244 - 03/10/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

So we're watching national geographic again, about the formation of earth. Theyre at about 350 million years ago, coincidentally on the transition from water life to land. Theyre talking about some crazy fuckin creature, and he says "how do they know what the fuck happened 350 million years ago?" My sister says "scientists", to which he simply replies "I dont believe in science". Then he continues on "Im sorry man...I dont believe in that shit".

Im like "Have you ever been to a museum?" I dont even know what to say. My sisters like lol yeah we went to dinosaur park one time, he just kept telling everybody they were rocks.

We're still watching the show. Every now and then he just says "these guys are full of shit man".

I dont even know what to fucking say


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14101252 - 03/10/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:maximumtrolling:


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14101255 - 03/10/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

tell him hes doing a lot for stereotyping racists


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14101269 - 03/10/11 10:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

Haha why can't it just be

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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14101272 - 03/10/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Hes from kenya. I guess I cant blame him...but can I blame his culture?


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14101299 - 03/10/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I know this black dude who thinks I'm a moron because I can't grasp quantum theory.


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: ShockValue]
    #14101313 - 03/10/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Thats like the guy who thought that dinosaurs were just made up government bullshit :lol:


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14101326 - 03/10/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Thats like the guy who thought that dinosaurs were just made up government bullshit :lol:



This isnt just about dinos tho. The man doesn't believe in science, period.

i still say hes trolling.


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101336 - 03/10/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Probably. How do you NOT believe in science? Thats like not believing in math :shrug: :lol:


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101344 - 03/10/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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masterfluffypants said:
Thats like the guy who thought that dinosaurs were just made up government bullshit :lol:



This isnt just about dinos tho. The man doesn't believe in science, period.

i still say hes trolling.




Exactly. Half of the reason Im surprised. Im not gonna argue his religious beliefs, even though Im sure we'd have our disagreements. Hes just saying science. All of it.


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14101345 - 03/10/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Probably. How do you NOT believe in science? Thats like not believing in math :shrug: :lol:



You become a Christian lol.


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101351 - 03/10/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Probably. How do you NOT believe in science? Thats like not believing in math :shrug: :lol:



You become a Christian lol.




Bwahaha.. pwnt


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14101353 - 03/10/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Thats like the guy who thought that dinosaurs were just made up government bullshit :lol:



This isnt just about dinos tho. The man doesn't believe in science, period.

i still say hes trolling.




Exactly. Half of the reason Im surprised. Im not gonna argue his religious beliefs, even though Im sure we'd have our disagreements. Hes just saying science. All of it.



You should ask him where he thinks that tv came from. :strokebeard:


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101361 - 03/10/11 10:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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masterfluffypants said:
Thats like the guy who thought that dinosaurs were just made up government bullshit :lol:



This isnt just about dinos tho. The man doesn't believe in science, period.

i still say hes trolling.




Exactly. Half of the reason Im surprised. Im not gonna argue his religious beliefs, even though Im sure we'd have our disagreements. Hes just saying science. All of it.



You should ask him where he thinks that tv came from. :strokebeard:




The government made TV up to cover up 9/11


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14101367 - 03/10/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101400 - 03/10/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:super:

Conspiracy theories ftw! :lol:

OP's friend is hilarious


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14101454 - 03/10/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hes from kenya. I guess I cant blame him...but can I blame his culture?




I know a guy from Nigeria and he told me he doesn't believe in science either.  I was flabbergasted.


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: circularvortex]
    #14101481 - 03/10/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hes from kenya. I guess I cant blame him...but can I blame his culture?




I know a guy from Nigeria and he told me he doesn't believe in science either.  I was flabbergasted.


Whats more annoying is not that they dont believe in science but that they dont even know what it is they dont believe in. Clearly they have to accept that science exists if they accept that technology exists. There a bunch of science that is not by any means just theoretical. But its easier to just label all science under one things and chuck it away as something that someone once told them goes against their traditions or religious beliefs. Aka: blindly following shit you've heard, with no desire to try to make up your own mind. Unfortunately there are people like this in all countries  and races.


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101499 - 03/10/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ignorance is awesome :borat:

I personally don't believe in science, and that the internet is jesus letting us all talk to eachother through here


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101508 - 03/10/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

OP you're a racist asshole.


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14101545 - 03/10/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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The_Ghost said:
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masterfluffypants said:
Thats like the guy who thought that dinosaurs were just made up government bullshit :lol:



This isnt just about dinos tho. The man doesn't believe in science, period.

i still say hes trolling.




Exactly. Half of the reason Im surprised. Im not gonna argue his religious beliefs, even though Im sure we'd have our disagreements. Hes just saying science. All of it.




Have you asked him what he will do when he gets terminally ill?
Since he doesn't believe in science and all... Is he just going to let himself die?
Pray a whole lot before he does so?


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14101551 - 03/10/11 11:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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OP you're a racist asshole.




:thaaannks:

btw, learn how to use the quick reply function.


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101580 - 03/10/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hes from kenya. I guess I cant blame him...but can I blame his culture?




I know a guy from Nigeria and he told me he doesn't believe in science either.  I was flabbergasted.


Whats more annoying is not that they dont believe in science but that they dont even know what it is they dont believe in. Clearly they have to accept that science exists if they accept that technology exists. There a bunch of science that is not by any means just theoretical. But its easier to just label all science under one things and chuck it away as something that someone once told them goes against their traditions or religious beliefs. Aka: blindly following shit you've heard, with no desire to try to make up your own mind. Unfortunately there are people like this in all countries  and races.




Just like amish people :lol:


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14101790 - 03/11/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't wanna talk to no scientist those motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed


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Re: Conversations with my black brother in law, part 2 [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14101854 - 03/11/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Try telling him that his body is mostly oxygen by mass.


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