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this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me
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would you do it? I'm low on cash. What is also funny is that it is a cop that is offering to blow me. A in the closet cop LOL
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster] 8
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101172 - 03/10/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I probably would, I don't care about that kinda shit 
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster] 5
#14101173 - 03/10/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Some say it's gay
Other say there's nothing gay about getting eighty bucks 
It's up to you
Because you're going to get a serious mix of answers and
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101178 - 03/10/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seems strange.. some guy is going to pay to blow you? What is his reasoning, just wants to spread some diseases or what?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Rebirtha]
#14101187 - 03/10/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh yeah.. probably should wear a condom
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Rebirtha]
#14101189 - 03/10/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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He wants to steal your semen
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Rebirtha]
#14101191 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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He just raised it to 100bux, and he'll drive over here right now to do it.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101196 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe if it was just a guy.. but its a COP. No bacon on my dick please.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: iamnotadream]
#14101197 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Watch dem lips, Might be herpes on his bits.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
#14101199 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You have a chance to have a police officer sucking your dick
Hmmmm
Easy answer here
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101201 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Are you sure it isnt entrapment?
Onetime I was in Denver and a homeless guy who looked like a 50 year old Steve Urkle offered me 20 bucks to suck my dick. I declined and then he started stalking me.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: The_Ghost]
#14101214 - 03/10/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It might be entrapment. In fact it probably is.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14101220 - 03/10/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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kommanderkeen: ENTRAPMENT kommanderkeen: IVE SEEN TV kommanderkeen: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***: not a chance, a cop cant make the cash offer its illegal, i got 80 cash on me, you stop by, ill suck it, u go
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101222 - 03/10/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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duster said: would you do it? I'm low on cash. What is also funny is that it is a cop that is offering to blow me. A in the closet cop LOL
Are you gonna give us some background on this situation?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
#14101231 - 03/10/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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can anyone hook me up with the dealer of the guy who posted this? He has to be tripping balls!
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101240 - 03/10/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I knew this dude who's own uncle paid him to blow him. I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I'd let some other joker blow me if I was sleeping outside in the winter, underneath a bridge, half starving to death regardless of if he was offering 80 or 80k.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: The_Ghost]
#14101247 - 03/10/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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do it and videotape it.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101259 - 03/10/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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duster said: kommanderkeen: ENTRAPMENT kommanderkeen: IVE SEEN TV kommanderkeen: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***: not a chance, a cop cant make the cash offer its illegal, i got 80 cash on me, you stop by, ill suck it, u go
Of course if he was trying to entrap you, he would tell you that he isn't
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: KrishnaDreamer] 1
#14101265 - 03/10/11 10:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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80$...? I would sell some shit before I let some guy hug me with his lips. I might actually start stealing before I stoop that low lol
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101274 - 03/10/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
duster said: kommanderkeen: ENTRAPMENT kommanderkeen: IVE SEEN TV kommanderkeen: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***: not a chance, a cop cant make the cash offer its illegal, i got 80 cash on me, you stop by, ill suck it, u go
it's actually not entrapment, it's just a plain felony. They can make the offer all they want you retard
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
#14101288 - 03/10/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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KrishnaDreamer said: do it and videotape it.
Hell Yeah! To watch a cop blow a stoner and pay him! That has to be the biggest fetish I never knew I had!
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14101291 - 03/10/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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its not gay unless you cum
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: danielx]
#14101328 - 03/10/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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danielx said: its not gay unless you cum

Cock meat sandwich anyone?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: danielx]
#14101343 - 03/10/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
danielx said: its not gay unless you cum
its not cum unless you gay
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
#14101349 - 03/10/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey according to Big Bob theres nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. The sucker is the one whos gay for sucking his dick.
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I know what to do in this situation!
You tape the conversation of him offering to blow you and pay for it, then you play it back to him and say, "Make it $200, and you can blow yourself, otherwise this hits the internet/your police HQ."
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: danielx]
#14101371 - 03/10/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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danielx said: its not gay unless you cum
dude how do you get hard looking at some old, hairy, gay cop there ready to blow you?
if you get hard at all, i'd say you're slightly gay here...
$80? $100? HELL NO! someone said $80k up there... that's a little more like it.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14101379 - 03/10/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lets flip the script a little and change OP's question to....
How much would it take for OP to suck that cops dick?
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80 is a pretty decent offer... but you should see if he'll increase the cash for you to fuck him.
then you can bend him over and make him squeal like a pig.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: eris]
#14104669 - 03/11/11 04:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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eris said: I knew this dude who's own uncle paid him to blow him. I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I'd let some other joker blow me if I was sleeping outside in the winter, underneath a bridge, half starving to death regardless of if he was offering 80 or 80k. 
80k yes, 80 dollars.. not a fucking chance.
I can make more money then that by begging on the street, and it doesn't involve a dudes lips on my penis.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: LoveYourLife]
#14104681 - 03/11/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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what if he had really soft lips?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: playapez]
#14104776 - 03/11/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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playapez said: I know what to do in this situation!
You tape the conversation of him offering to blow you and pay for it, then you play it back to him and say, "Make it $200, and you can blow yourself, otherwise this hits the internet/your police HQ."
do this. you get plenty of cash and dont have to do anything
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
#14104781 - 03/11/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jesus you guys its $80
$80 is deff not worth feeling some cops mustache prickle my junk. No fuckin thanks.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: tito123]
#14104783 - 03/11/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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he gon bite chur dick off and fed it to ya
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: eris]
#14104858 - 03/11/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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eris said: I knew this dude who's own uncle paid him to blow him. I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I'd let some other joker blow me if I was sleeping outside in the winter, underneath a bridge, half starving to death regardless of if he was offering 80 or 80k. 
For 80k I'd let someone suck my dick for sure. No cameras though. For 800k I'd probably allow cameras. Worst comes to worst you can feign orgasm and minimal ejaculation after like a minute or two of omnomnom.
For 80 dollars I agree with your summation of this subject.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster] 1
#14104864 - 03/11/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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duster said: would you do it? I'm low on cash. What is also funny is that it is a cop that is offering to blow me. A in the closet cop LOL
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: thoughts]
#14104866 - 03/11/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell him to go suck a dick.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14104885 - 03/11/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell him to bring some drugs with him. I bet cops have the best drugs.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14104894 - 03/11/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wonder if this story had a happy ending.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: frisky_]
#14104982 - 03/11/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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He's still offering, LOL
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14105018 - 03/11/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The big question is, does he have a beard and or a mustache?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: 4runner]
#14105094 - 03/11/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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neither hes clean shaven
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anunnakian said: The big question is, does he have a beard and or a mustache?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14105099 - 03/11/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is he good-looking?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14105106 - 03/11/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Is he good-looking?
... he's like farva from super troopers, alittle bit skinner :|
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
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duster said:
Quote:
ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Is he good-looking?
... he's like farva from super troopers, alittle bit skinner :|
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: 4runner]
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Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
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How'd we go from 80 to 300$?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: The_Ghost]
#14105200 - 03/11/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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thats quite the pickle surprise. i might have missed the part that explains why a police officer is propositioning you in the first place, is this like a craigslist encounter or something?
either way... hes either fucking with you, or you could get paid do get your wang sucked. I wouldnt do it, but im not desperate for money. even if i was I wouldnt do it actually.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14105204 - 03/11/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ManianFH]
#14105206 - 03/11/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.
Why would you write this??? 
And why did I read it?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: StaleShrooms]
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: StaleShrooms]
#14105220 - 03/11/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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he prob will make you finish him off after...
hes not just gonna pleasure u and leave...
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14105231 - 03/11/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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cool troll bro
this is obviously bollocks.
No one would pay to suck a dick, definately not a cop who could lose his job. he could just walk up to any gay and suck a dick he wouldn't have to pay or risk his job.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: nice1]
#14105524 - 03/11/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe he wants to suck a straight guys dick. Maybe thats the point. Idk arent some gay dudes into straight dudes or something?
...why are we still talking about this...
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: StaleShrooms] 1
#14105542 - 03/11/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm calling shenanigans on this entire thing.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14105648 - 03/11/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14105690 - 03/11/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.

Why did I get somewhat turned on by this?????
Motherfucker! The Shrooms made me gay.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster] 2
#14105720 - 03/11/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do it, tape the whole thing, and proceed to ruin his career. Fuck cops.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Patlal]
#14105736 - 03/11/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.

Why did I get somewhat turned on by this?????
Motherfucker! The Shrooms made me gay.
-------------------- Kick is seeing things from a special angle. Kick is momentary freedom from the claims of the aging, cautious, nagging, frightened flesh. Maybe I will find in yage what I was looking for in junk and weed and coke. Yage may be the final fix. ~William S. Burroughs
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: nice1]
#14105741 - 03/11/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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nice1 said: cool troll bro
this is obviously bollocks.
No one would pay to suck a dick, definately not a cop who could lose his job. he could just walk up to any gay and suck a dick he wouldn't have to pay or risk his job.
you don't know what you're talking about. I had a roommate in Boston that made a living by letting old dudes blow him.
http://www.rentboy.com/
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14105826 - 03/11/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pics or it didn't happen
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#14105845 - 03/11/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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it's very..
very..
gay.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#14105891 - 03/11/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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j0nnyb0y05 said: pics or it didn't happen 
Holy shit, I just tried to look up his old site and I found an obituary for him instead. I wonder how he died?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14105923 - 03/11/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Damn, it was a suicide.
Let that be a lesson to ya OP.
RIP Gabe
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14105939 - 03/11/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14107591 - 03/12/11 05:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: you don't know what you're talking about. I had a roommate in Boston that made a living by letting old dudes blow him.
http://www.rentboy.com/
You Americans must just be much gayer than us prude brits
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: nice1]
#14107896 - 03/12/11 08:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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nice1 said:
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blewmeanie said: you don't know what you're talking about. I had a roommate in Boston that made a living by letting old dudes blow him.
http://www.rentboy.com/
You Americans must just be much gayer than us prude brits 

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14169272 - 03/23/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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So did the cop blow you or what?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169359 - 03/23/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This whole thread is
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the dude in your avatar is hella bomb.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14169456 - 03/23/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Best answer: go to the police station, show his boss those texts. Win.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: nice1]
#14169577 - 03/23/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said:
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nice1 said: cool troll bro
this is obviously bollocks.
No one would pay to suck a dick, definately not a cop who could lose his job. he could just walk up to any gay and suck a dick he wouldn't have to pay or risk his job.
you don't know what you're talking about. I had a roommate in Boston that made a living by letting old dudes blow him.
http://www.rentboy.com/
blewmeanie is 100% correct.
I had a friends bf offer me $200 if I'd let him suck me off. This was when I was 19 or so, and this guy was 31 or 32. Obviously I didn't do it, not just because he was my friends boyfriend but also because he's really gross and creepy. To spare those who don't want to puke on their keyboards, highlight if you want to read one of the nastiest things about this dude.
He constantly sucks his thumb. He doesn't suck his bare thumb though, he wraps a little rag - apparently he cuts a square out of an old tee-shirt - around his thumb and sucks on that. This rag also happens to be his cum rag; not only does he use it to wipe up his own cum, but anyone else's too (like my friend when they were dating). He keeps this nasty ass rag in his pocket at all times, and whenever he gets a chance, he wraps it around his thumb and sucks on it.
I wasn't exactly thrilled that I had to spend time with this guy if I ever wanted to see my friend, since as I've mentioned, he was my friend's bf. I got in the habit of always carrying around hand sanitizer - after all, there was no way to tell what he'd been touching, and I never once saw him wash his hands. My friend was my age, and this guy was a loser to boot, and to this day I have absolutely no idea why my friend dated him - for something like four years. Despite my pleading with my friend, he would still bring this guy around (when i'd specifically asked him not to), and he'd force me (by being my ride - after he did this a few times, I began insisting on driving myself anywhere if I was hanging out with him) to go over to the guy's place. If you think this sounds bad, trust me, it was a hundred times worse experiencing it.
So some people do indeed offer, on occasion, to pay money to suck off someone they think is hot. Oh, I almost forgot, this 70 year old dude also offered me money to suck me off. I think it was a hundred bucks maybe? What he really wanted to do was "photograph" me, but I wouldn't have done that for all the money in the world, even if I had been broke and needed the money. He was almost as creepy as my friends bf. Obviously I turned him down too. I haven't seen either of these people in several years now and I hope it stays that way.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: the spiral]
#14169587 - 03/23/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Someone wants to pay you to suck your dick and you even have to think about that one?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Beanhead]
#14170076 - 03/23/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That sounds very sketch to me. Who would pay someone to do oral favors to the person they are paying??
Its like a hooker but she pays you to have sex with her. I don't get it..
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Cakk]
#14170112 - 03/23/11 01:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If I was certain there were no other way (and high off my ass)... I'd pay an absolutely smokin' lady to let me eat her out
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
#14170138 - 03/23/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wanna fuck a hooker hella bad.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14170188 - 03/23/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seems like an easy enough goal to accomplish. They walk all over the place around my house every night.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14170205 - 03/23/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You always bitch about the people you live with.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14170209 - 03/23/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im thinking more call girl less crackhead though.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
#14170212 - 03/23/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I guess you can go with the Harold n Kumar rule....youre getting your dick sucked that dont make you gay...the cops gay..youre just broke...if he'll pay 80 he'll pay
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Poid]
#14170221 - 03/23/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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huh? No, I'm talking about the actual hookers that walk up and down the street next to my house, and hang out under the bridge two blocks up the street.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: blewmeanie]
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Oh...

Your part-time tail-free kitty-cat is adorable BTW. 
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I guess you can go with the Harold n Kumar rule....youre getting your dick sucked that dont make you gay...the cops gay..youre just broke...if he'll pay 80 he'll pay 
I think herpes and warts can be spread via oral sex...
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14170322 - 03/23/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.
holy shit this is the funniest thing ever but it's so fucked up. god damn what is wrong with you 
you win the fucking creativity award god dammit holy shit that's hilarious
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: imachavel]
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: imachavel]
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Call the cop out on entrapment.... tell him its free of charge
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full of win? as long as you think that, but as littleladyzeppelin and not littledudezeppelin, cuz that is just GHEY
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: imachavel]
#14170423 - 03/23/11 02:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yea this thread is dripping with gay but its ok.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14170522 - 03/23/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Humility]
#14171733 - 03/23/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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cut. print. gay.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: joshisstoned]
#14171789 - 03/23/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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seriously gay... if you let a man on your dick... your gay 100%
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: wow]
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: wow]
#14171855 - 03/23/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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OP's thinking about blowing a dude for money and wanted it to sound less gay by saying the dude wants to blow him, end thread/
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
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To be honest. I WOULD COMPLY TO THIS. Some may say I have no dignity. But honestly, I would allow this for TWENTY DOLLARS. Thats a bag of weed. I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality and manhood to allow this, for any sum of money. Honestly, you are not really doing anything (besides getting your dick sucked AND ITS ONLY BETWEEN YOU AND HIM!) and you receive money for it. Most likely, at least above 50 dollars. Think of it as five to ten minutes of work for 50 dollars. Thats like an eighth of weed.
JUST THINK ITS A WOMAN, ITS ONLY 10 MINUTES. ALSO FOR THE RECORD... I am not gay in any way shape or form. But if a man offered me, fuck, EVEN 10 DOLLARS TO SUCK MY DICK AND HAVE IT BE BETWEEN ME AND HIM, I would definitely supply consent.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Funguspants]
#14172025 - 03/23/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Funguspants said: To be honest. I WOULD COMPLY TO THIS. Some may say I have no dignity. But honestly, I would allow this for TWENTY DOLLARS. Thats a bag of weed. I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality and manhood to allow this, for any sum of money. Honestly, you are not really doing anything (besides getting your dick sucked AND ITS ONLY BETWEEN YOU AND HIM!) and you receive money for it. Most likely, at least above 50 dollars. Think of it as five to ten minutes of work for 50 dollars. Thats like an eighth of weed.
JUST THINK ITS A WOMAN, ITS ONLY 10 MINUTES. ALSO FOR THE RECORD... I am not gay in any way shape or form. But if a man offered me, fuck, EVEN 10 DOLLARS TO SUCK MY DICK AND HAVE IT BE BETWEEN ME AND HIM, I would definitely supply consent.
i gotta say... thats pretty gay... id prolly punch the dude for even asking me.. like WTF?!
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: wow]
#14172096 - 03/23/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're having another man perform a sexual act on you. Money or not it's GAY AS FUCK.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14172206 - 03/23/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's the definition of gay.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: thoughts]
#14172227 - 03/23/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Awe duster: Last Seen 03/14/11 06:51 PM
I think he did it and is afraid to come back.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: 4runner]
#14172235 - 03/23/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its just a BJ and honestly its money that you dont have.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Funguspants]
#14172300 - 03/23/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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god damn, yeah w/e
it's gay though. gayer than gay
another thing, if i was getting a bj from some guy, and i wasn't guy, that means i wouldn't enjoy it. that means he'd have to suck my cock for an hour before i came, i mean i've had trouble cumming just jerking off for 25 minutes if an arousing that can't enter my head in just the right way
if you can cum in less than 5 minutes with a guy sucking you off, then you are enjoying it, therefore = you are gay
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: propensity]
#14172335 - 03/23/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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propensity said: You have a chance to have a police officer sucking your dick
Hmmmm
Easy answer here
i didnt even think about that
DO EET
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Funguspants]
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thats pretty low.. lol.. i would find another way to get money if i didnt have it.. ahemm i mean thats pretty homo.. maybe you guys should just come outta the closet? id collect cans or panhandle before i did that.. and if you already have money.. its just getting gay oral pleasure for money.. still gay.. not that theres anything "wrong" with being gay these days.. although its not meant to be i guess its still legal or at least accepted somewhat.. but its truly incorrect IMO.. dick is made for vagina.. and vice versa..
edit.. that was brutal to the gays.. didnt want a gay to get mad at me..
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: wow]
#14172617 - 03/23/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
#14172659 - 03/23/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out 
One certainly doesn't have to be gay to have gay prostitution with some filthy cop. Doesn't make it any less gay
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
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Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out 
How else do you want us to phrase it then? Okay, fine. Having another man give you a frigging blow job is seriously HOMOSEXUAL. How's that?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
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twighead said:
Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out 
How else do you want us to phrase it then? Okay, fine. Having another man give you a frigging blow job is seriously HOMOSEXUAL. How's that?
I don't care what you really call it but the way people talk about it - you'd think there would be a death penalty for liking dudes or something 
But I more meant the use of gay as a synonym for lame, uncool, ect.... I'm not gay but I am pretty tired of it People shouldn't take it really literally or seriously but I do still kinda feel bad for gay dudes who have to hear it all the time
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
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twighead said:
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Niffla said:
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twighead said:
Everyone is so caught up in GAY and STRAIGHT
Who gives a fuck, its about time that gay gay word phased out 
How else do you want us to phrase it then? Okay, fine. Having another man give you a frigging blow job is seriously HOMOSEXUAL. How's that?
I don't care what you really call it but the way people talk about it - you'd think there would be a death penalty for liking dudes or something 
But I more meant the use of gay as a synonym for lame, uncool, ect.... I'm not gay but I am pretty tired of it People shouldn't take it really literally or seriously but I do still kinda feel bad for gay dudes who have to hear it all the time 
Protip: Care less about what people say or how they say it. 
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: The_Ghost]
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I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. I have zero issue with homosexuals -- nothing against them at all. They have every right to live their lives the way they want to.
To each their own.
But in regards to this thread, yeah, when you let another person of the same sex perform a sexual act on you then you're either homosexual or bi. Just sayin'.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14173437 - 03/23/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, I don't care what people want to do, and such, but I'd be pretty uncomfortable, as a guy who isn't sexually attracted to guys, having a dude sucking my dick for pay would really

except for a price
but that price is more in the 2,500 region
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: DrMambo]
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oh yeah, and
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: DrMambo]
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this happened to me once. guy was gonna give me 80 dollars worth of weed to blow me. i said no, and i was completely broke at the time. it was a totally unreal experience, one of thos things they don't warn you about in school.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: sleepy]
#14173500 - 03/23/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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some dude on craigslist offered to take me to a baseball game and buy me a meal, then blow me if I felt comfortable about it
I would've been very uncomfortable the whole time
I just told him no thanks
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: DrMambo]
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How about this one. It's not quite "I'll blow you for $80", but still weird as fuck.
A friend of mine from high school went off to college and was kicking it with these seemingly chill dudes. They're drunk and high. Just kicking it. And then they (dudes who he pretty much just met mind you)pop in some porn and allegedly EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the room (like 5 others?)start beating off. Yeah. A fucking whack off party.
Needless to say my friend didn't participate and bailed out of there ASAP.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14173554 - 03/24/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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WTF, people do that?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14173561 - 03/24/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah, I'd feel weird about that
I'm friends with one grimy dude who'll always be like, "I'm gonna go whack it!"
Then come out of the bathroom ten minutes later like, "Damn, I aimed for the toilet but it got stuck on my hand. Had to spider-man that shit!"
Which is just fine with me, considering he's not 'bating in my field of vision.
He did remove my shoe and bite my foot once while I was sleeping off some booze, and I had to be like, "no, go away"
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: DrMambo]
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WTF did he do that for?!
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Niffla]
#14173587 - 03/24/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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1. He's grimy as fuck. 2. His sexuality is pretty open. He's come onto my one male friend a few times, and he's pretty blatant about the fact that he'll fuck just about anyone/anyway
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