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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14104894 - 03/11/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wonder if this story had a happy ending.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: frisky_]
#14104982 - 03/11/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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He's still offering, LOL
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14105018 - 03/11/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The big question is, does he have a beard and or a mustache?
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duster
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: 4runner]
#14105094 - 03/11/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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neither hes clean shaven
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anunnakian said: The big question is, does he have a beard and or a mustache?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14105099 - 03/11/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is he good-looking?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14105106 - 03/11/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Is he good-looking?
... he's like farva from super troopers, alittle bit skinner :|
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14105109 - 03/11/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
duster said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said: Is he good-looking?
... he's like farva from super troopers, alittle bit skinner :|
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: 4runner]
#14105164 - 03/11/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14105172 - 03/11/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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How'd we go from 80 to 300$?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: The_Ghost]
#14105200 - 03/11/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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thats quite the pickle surprise. i might have missed the part that explains why a police officer is propositioning you in the first place, is this like a craigslist encounter or something?
either way... hes either fucking with you, or you could get paid do get your wang sucked. I wouldnt do it, but im not desperate for money. even if i was I wouldnt do it actually.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14105204 - 03/11/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ManianFH]
#14105206 - 03/11/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.
Why would you write this??? 
And why did I read it?
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: StaleShrooms]
#14105218 - 03/11/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: StaleShrooms]
#14105220 - 03/11/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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he prob will make you finish him off after...
hes not just gonna pleasure u and leave...
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
#14105231 - 03/11/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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cool troll bro
this is obviously bollocks.
No one would pay to suck a dick, definately not a cop who could lose his job. he could just walk up to any gay and suck a dick he wouldn't have to pay or risk his job.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: nice1]
#14105524 - 03/11/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe he wants to suck a straight guys dick. Maybe thats the point. Idk arent some gay dudes into straight dudes or something?
...why are we still talking about this...
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: StaleShrooms] 1
#14105542 - 03/11/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm calling shenanigans on this entire thing.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Hakim0777]
#14105648 - 03/11/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
#14105690 - 03/11/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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Hakim0777 said: Think about it like this, lets say you do it for a 150 bucks. The cop meets you. Instantly he stares you down, with a look only a cop can pull off, your not sure what to call it but its a mix of lechery and suspicion. It makes you uncomfortable and your thinking about calling it off but then he pulls out 200 dollars
"200 dollars for a suck, you ready to do this kid?"
It was originally 150!, you think to yourself. A strange perverse excitement comes over you as he slowly gets to his knees. He lets out a large grunt and licks his lips. The tension is so tight that you can hear his tongue as it scrapes the bristles of his full mustache. Hesitantly you pull out your weak and flaccid member.
"Im gonna suck you dry", the cop whispers. You can feel your nature retract a little as his hot breath wicks agaisnt it. Now you know that this was a bad idea, and you want to get away. But was there something threatening in the cadence of his promise? What if I try to get away?
Sensing your desire to get out of the situation the cop grabs two handfuls of your tender ass and pulls you into his face taking in all of you. You close your eyes and try to drift away, trying to think of your ex girlfriend, think of that way she used looked at you when...
"whatsamatta kid?", the cop croaks in between gags. "Am I not turning you on enough?"
...She would cum and for a second you drift away to that special place. For a second you forget is what is going on, and it feels ok. Now it kind of feels great and you feel the hot warmth building in your gut as your testicles contract. You let out a little moan and release yourself. The cop senses this and pulls off letting the semen shower all over his face, all over his beard... He pulls out 300 dollars and wipes his face clean and throws the bills at you.
"keep the change kid", he says,
and he walks away.

Why did I get somewhat turned on by this?????
Motherfucker! The Shrooms made me gay.
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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster] 2
#14105720 - 03/11/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do it, tape the whole thing, and proceed to ruin his career. Fuck cops.
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