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this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me
    #14101163 - 03/10/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

would you do it? I'm low on cash. What is also funny is that it is a cop that is offering to blow me. A in the closet cop LOL

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster] * 8
    #14101171 - 03/10/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:awewtf:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14101172 - 03/10/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I probably would, I don't care about that kinda shit :lol:

Just close your eyes and use your imagination :awesome:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster] * 5
    #14101173 - 03/10/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Some say it's gay

Other say there's nothing gay about getting eighty bucks :shrug:

It's up to you


Because you're going to get a serious mix of answers and :Trollface:

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14101178 - 03/10/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Seems strange.. some guy is going to pay to blow you? What is his reasoning, just wants to spread some diseases or what?

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Rebirtha]
    #14101187 - 03/10/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh yeah.. probably should wear a condom :smilingpuppy:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Rebirtha]
    #14101189 - 03/10/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

He wants to steal your semen


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Rebirtha]
    #14101191 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

He just raised it to 100bux, and he'll drive over here right now to do it.


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14101196 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe if it was just a guy.. but its a COP. No bacon on my dick please.  :nono:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: iamnotadream]
    #14101197 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Watch dem lips,
Might be herpes on his bits.


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: twighead]
    #14101199 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You have a chance to have a police officer sucking your dick

Hmmmm

Easy answer here


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14101201 - 03/10/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Are you sure it isnt entrapment?

Onetime I was in Denver and a homeless guy who looked like a 50 year old Steve Urkle offered me 20 bucks to suck my dick. I declined and then he started stalking me.

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    #14101204 - 03/10/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101214 - 03/10/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It might be entrapment.
In fact it probably is.


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14101220 - 03/10/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

kommanderkeen: ENTRAPMENT
kommanderkeen: IVE SEEN TV
kommanderkeen: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***: not a chance, a cop cant make the cash offer its illegal, i got 80 cash on me, you stop by, ill suck it, u go


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14101222 - 03/10/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

duster said:
would you do it? I'm low on cash. What is also funny is that it is a cop that is offering to blow me. A in the closet cop LOL



Are you gonna give us some background on this situation?


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14101231 - 03/10/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

can anyone hook me up with the dealer of the guy who posted this? He has to be tripping balls!

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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14101240 - 03/10/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I knew this dude who's own uncle paid him to blow him. I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I'd let some other joker blow me if I was sleeping outside in the winter, underneath a bridge, half starving to death regardless of if he was offering 80 or 80k. :lol:


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14101247 - 03/10/11 10:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

do it and videotape it.


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Re: this guy is offering me 80 bucks to blow me [Re: duster]
    #14101259 - 03/10/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

duster said:
kommanderkeen: ENTRAPMENT
kommanderkeen: IVE SEEN TV
kommanderkeen: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***: not a chance, a cop cant make the cash offer its illegal, i got 80 cash on me, you stop by, ill suck it, u go




Of course if he was trying to entrap you, he would tell you that he isn't


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