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If I was black
    #14100442 - 03/10/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100452 - 03/10/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

in america you can be anything you want to be


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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100459 - 03/10/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100461 - 03/10/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm white as hell, Scandinavian/Dutch/British. I'm descended from the Pilgrims who came here on the fucking Mayflower.

But I hang out almost exclusively with black people. At school I study with black people, and at least half of my sexual partners have been black. I don't do this on purpose, it just comes naturally. I am a reverse oreo.

:popcorn:


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Re: If I was black [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14100467 - 03/10/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

Black people are cool,

I work with one dude from Georgia, he's fucking hilarious.

Super southern-black guy.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100468 - 03/10/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream


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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100473 - 03/10/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream




ahhh shit i have to work?

nevermind


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100480 - 03/10/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream





ooo! oo!

now help me, i want a dream!


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100488 - 03/10/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:lol:

Black people are cool,

I work with one dude from Georgia, he's fucking hilarious.

Super southern-black guy.




My ultimate goal is to have caramel-colored babies. I wish to perform as an antibody to the memetic virus of race.


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100490 - 03/10/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream




ahhh shit i have to work?

nevermind





looks like you're halfway to your goal of being a rapper


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Re: If I was black [Re: igwna]
    #14100497 - 03/10/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream





ooo! oo!

now help me, i want a dream!





no problem.... just close your eyes and wait, a dream should come


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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100505 - 03/10/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
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pfxtc said:
:lol:

Black people are cool,

I work with one dude from Georgia, he's fucking hilarious.

Super southern-black guy.




My ultimate goal is to have caramel-colored babies. I wish to perform as an antibody to the memetic virus of race.





Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.

Name it after me.

Pf X. TC - that's a quality name.

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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream




ahhh shit i have to work?

nevermind





looks like you're halfway to your goal of being a rapper




Does the other half consist of drinking cough syrup from a coffee thermos all day and having sex with fat white girls?

You have any fat white girls numbers? I know you're like the herdsman when it comes to that shit.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100514 - 03/10/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My dream is to wield Pris's mighty banhamster. Even if holding such an awesome tool of mod-dom melts my skull.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14100519 - 03/10/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:banhamster:

I got ban hamster'd last week, but not by pris :highfive:

Figured my first post back should be a quality thread such as this.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100528 - 03/10/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ever notice how all the rappers want to be athletes and all the athletes want to be rappers?


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Re: If I was black [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14100534 - 03/10/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If I was black...
               



my dick might be a little bigger.


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Re: If I was black [Re: muistrue]
    #14100547 - 03/10/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's just one black guy wanting to be another black guy





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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100557 - 03/10/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If I was  black id be in jail


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100641 - 03/10/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

with autotune, anyone can be LiL Wayne :hehehe:


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Re: If I was black [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14100647 - 03/10/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Lil Wayne actually autotuned to my voice

I talk weird :shrug:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100671 - 03/10/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

if i was black

i could be president


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100678 - 03/10/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i'd sell crack


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Re: If I was black [Re: Envix]
    #14100680 - 03/10/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

1/2 black*


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100709 - 03/10/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: If I was black [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14100718 - 03/10/11 09:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If I was black I would.........

-Scope out the laundry mat for fat white trash chicks.

-Constantly Hold my penis while walking bow legged and VERY slow.

-Have more money invested in rims and dental appliances than ANYTHING else.

-Wouldn't pay my child support.

-Learn how to proficiently replace "man" with "mayng" in my vocabulary.

-Pour cognac into the coffemaker in a local motel room, then entice whores into my motel room by bragging about my cache of hot liquor.

-Exponentially enjoy selling/smoking cocaine and its free base derivatives much more.

-Have syphilis.

-Intimately know at least three fences for stolen car radios.

-Change my name to Jamal Thurman King

-Would NEVER ever eat pussy.

-Have a half-dozen mal-nourished Pit Bulls.

-Bitch about how "the man" be holding me back.

-Not have a job, not look for one, and then bitch about how I cannot get hired.

-WEar a size 95X white tee shirt at ALL times.

-Impregnate no less than 15 women (most white).

-Have a picked out afro w/ a pick stuck in it.

-Join a gang for the fellowship.

-Carry a spray-can to tag my gang everywhere I go.

-Be on welfare.

-Spend at least 30% of my welfare check on those sweet new Air Jordans.

-Use my food stamps to exclusively buy chitterlings and collard greens.


-Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  I can go allllll night my friends.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Salomon]
    #14100726 - 03/10/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i'd sell crack




i'd buy it


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14100889 - 03/10/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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If I was black I would.........

-Scope out the laundry mat for fat white trash chicks.

-Constantly Hold my penis while walking bow legged and VERY slow.

-Have more money invested in rims and dental appliances than ANYTHING else.

-Wouldn't pay my child support.

-Learn how to proficiently replace "man" with "mayng" in my vocabulary.

-Pour cognac into the coffemaker in a local motel room, then entice whores into my motel room by bragging about my cache of hot liquor.

-Exponentially enjoy selling/smoking cocaine and its free base derivatives much more.

-Have syphilis.

-Intimately know at least three fences for stolen car radios.

-Change my name to Jamal Thurman King

-Would NEVER ever eat pussy.

-Have a half-dozen mal-nourished Pit Bulls.

-Bitch about how "the man" be holding me back.

-Not have a job, not look for one, and then bitch about how I cannot get hired.

-WEar a size 95X white tee shirt at ALL times.

-Impregnate no less than 15 women (most white).

-Have a picked out afro w/ a pick stuck in it.

-Join a gang for the fellowship.

-Carry a spray-can to tag my gang everywhere I go.

-Be on welfare.

-Spend at least 30% of my welfare check on those sweet new Air Jordans.

-Use my food stamps to exclusively buy chitterlings and collard greens.


-Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  I can go allllll night my friends.




you could do almost 95% of these things now.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14100934 - 03/10/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If i was black I'd fake being a rasta in order to bang white hippie chicks.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14100937 - 03/10/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

No I couldnt.  I would never be able to pull it off,, man.  I aint black dude!


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Re: If I was black [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14100942 - 03/10/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I wish I could have an afro with a pick stuck in it.

No shit that's like a goal in my life.

I'd actually rather have a bird nest with an active birdie family, but maybe that's just a crack pipe dream.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100965 - 03/10/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Goddamn your hilarious PFX.
havent laughed like that in a while.


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Re: If I was black [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14100981 - 03/10/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Shmokin dat crack makes everyone laugh n laugh n laugh


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100999 - 03/10/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.




Talented... what?


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Re: If I was black [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14101008 - 03/10/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

Are you trying to say Afromans not talented?



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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14101011 - 03/10/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't smoke crack, I only sell it.  (well I lied, i Occasionally smoke crack, but ONLY on the Weekends)


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14101019 - 03/10/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i would be a cool black dude.  i would have a pick in my hair, hide joints in my afro, use 70s slang, blare billy preston music in my lime green cadillac

so many black people take their race for granted and do stupid shit when they could totally take advantage of it


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Re: If I was black [Re: shroomie_glen]
    #14101022 - 03/10/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you mean.. i can continue.. to distribute crack.. to the fine members of this community?

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

oh yeah... that would be wrong!


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14101067 - 03/10/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Shmokin dat crack makes everyone laugh n laugh n laugh






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Re: If I was black [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14101108 - 03/10/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



Patron saint of racefucking, and father of the African-American people.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14142883 - 03/18/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Dats my pops aight..


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14143012 - 03/18/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.




if i was black i would bang skinny white girls.


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14143038 - 03/18/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.




My girlfriend gets mad 'cause I tell her if our babies aren't blonde-haired and blue-eyed then I won't believe they are mine.

And she is dark as night and doesn't have any faith it will happen.

But my genes are strong, I'm sure of it.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #14143068 - 03/18/11 12:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.




My girlfriend gets mad 'cause I tell her if our babies aren't blonde-haired and blue-eyed then I won't believe they are mine.

And she is dark as night and doesn't have any faith it will happen.

But my genes are strong, I'm sure of it.




Shes fuckin someone else bro, im sure of it.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Dunno]
    #14143087 - 03/18/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.




if i was black i would bang skinny white girls.



You can't do this now?


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Re: If I was black [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14143096 - 03/18/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
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pfxtc said:
Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.




My girlfriend gets mad 'cause I tell her if our babies aren't blonde-haired and blue-eyed then I won't believe they are mine.

And she is dark as night and doesn't have any faith it will happen.

But my genes are strong, I'm sure of it.




Shes fuckin someone else bro, im sure of it.




Maybe, man.

Chicks are devious.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: If I was black [Re: tito123]
    #14143128 - 03/18/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i would be a cool black dude.  i would have a pick in my hair, hide joints in my afro, use 70s slang, blare billy preston music in my lime green cadillac

so many black people take their race for granted and do stupid shit when they could totally take advantage of it




yea agreed.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Dunno]
    #14143155 - 03/18/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.




if i was black i would bang skinny fat white girls.




Fixed.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #14143448 - 03/18/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Chicks are devious.




not all chicks are, most of us are, but not all.:grin:


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Re: If I was black [Re: twighead]
    #14144718 - 03/18/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.




if i was black i would bang skinny white girls.



You can't do this now?




it wouldnt be the same...


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Re: If I was black [Re: Dunno]
    #14144998 - 03/18/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If I was black, I would want to be a teenager in a suburban white west coast town. The chicks would be swooning. Though some of them would be retarded gangsta wanna be's.

Other than that, I wouldn't want to black. Cops and their racial profiling. I ESPECIALLY wouldn't want to live in a red state. Be poor and deal with bunch of racist assholes, no thanks.


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Re: If I was black [Re: yessir]
    #14146813 - 03/19/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Shit, if I were a black I'd BE a cop like that dirty motherfucker that famously was wrapped up with suge knight, and killed tupac.  Michael somethin'?  Anyhowz man.  One of these days i will be black and will fulfill all of my prophecies,.


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