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If I was black
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and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,
I'd totally be a rapper.
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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in america you can be anything you want to be
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i wanna be a wooden spaceship
make it happen
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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I'm white as hell, Scandinavian/Dutch/British. I'm descended from the Pilgrims who came here on the fucking Mayflower.
But I hang out almost exclusively with black people. At school I study with black people, and at least half of my sexual partners have been black. I don't do this on purpose, it just comes naturally. I am a reverse oreo.
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Black people are cool,
I work with one dude from Georgia, he's fucking hilarious.
Super southern-black guy.
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said: i wanna be a wooden spaceship
make it happen
no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream
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pfxtc said: i wanna be a wooden spaceship
make it happen
no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream
ahhh shit i have to work?
nevermind
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pfxtc said: i wanna be a wooden spaceship
make it happen
no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream
ooo! oo!
now help me, i want a dream!
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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Black people are cool,
I work with one dude from Georgia, he's fucking hilarious.
Super southern-black guy.
My ultimate goal is to have caramel-colored babies. I wish to perform as an antibody to the memetic virus of race.
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
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pfxtc said: i wanna be a wooden spaceship
make it happen
no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream
ahhh shit i have to work?
nevermind
looks like you're halfway to your goal of being a rapper
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Re: If I was black [Re: igwna]
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pfxtc said: i wanna be a wooden spaceship
make it happen
no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream
ooo! oo!
now help me, i want a dream!
no problem.... just close your eyes and wait, a dream should come
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Black people are cool,
I work with one dude from Georgia, he's fucking hilarious.
Super southern-black guy.
My ultimate goal is to have caramel-colored babies. I wish to perform as an antibody to the memetic virus of race.
Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.
Name it after me.
Pf X. TC - that's a quality name.
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pfxtc said: i wanna be a wooden spaceship
make it happen
no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream
ahhh shit i have to work?
nevermind
looks like you're halfway to your goal of being a rapper
Does the other half consist of drinking cough syrup from a coffee thermos all day and having sex with fat white girls?
You have any fat white girls numbers? I know you're like the herdsman when it comes to that shit.
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I got ban hamster'd last week, but not by pris 
Figured my first post back should be a quality thread such as this.
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
#14100528 - 03/10/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ever notice how all the rappers want to be athletes and all the athletes want to be rappers?
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my dick might be a little bigger.
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Re: If I was black [Re: muistrue]
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It's just one black guy wanting to be another black guy
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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If I was black id be in jail
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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with autotune, anyone can be LiL Wayne
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Lil Wayne actually autotuned to my voice
I talk weird
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
#14100671 - 03/10/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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if i was black
i could be president
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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i'd sell crack
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Re: If I was black [Re: Envix]
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1/2 black*
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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If I was black I would.........
-Scope out the laundry mat for fat white trash chicks.
-Constantly Hold my penis while walking bow legged and VERY slow.
-Have more money invested in rims and dental appliances than ANYTHING else.
-Wouldn't pay my child support.
-Learn how to proficiently replace "man" with "mayng" in my vocabulary.
-Pour cognac into the coffemaker in a local motel room, then entice whores into my motel room by bragging about my cache of hot liquor.
-Exponentially enjoy selling/smoking cocaine and its free base derivatives much more.
-Have syphilis.
-Intimately know at least three fences for stolen car radios.
-Change my name to Jamal Thurman King
-Would NEVER ever eat pussy.
-Have a half-dozen mal-nourished Pit Bulls.
-Bitch about how "the man" be holding me back.
-Not have a job, not look for one, and then bitch about how I cannot get hired.
-WEar a size 95X white tee shirt at ALL times.
-Impregnate no less than 15 women (most white).
-Have a picked out afro w/ a pick stuck in it.
-Join a gang for the fellowship.
-Carry a spray-can to tag my gang everywhere I go.
-Be on welfare.
-Spend at least 30% of my welfare check on those sweet new Air Jordans.
-Use my food stamps to exclusively buy chitterlings and collard greens.
-Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I can go allllll night my friends.
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Re: If I was black [Re: Salomon]
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Salomon said: i'd sell crack
i'd buy it
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shroomie_glen said: If I was black I would.........
-Scope out the laundry mat for fat white trash chicks.
-Constantly Hold my penis while walking bow legged and VERY slow.
-Have more money invested in rims and dental appliances than ANYTHING else.
-Wouldn't pay my child support.
-Learn how to proficiently replace "man" with "mayng" in my vocabulary.
-Pour cognac into the coffemaker in a local motel room, then entice whores into my motel room by bragging about my cache of hot liquor.
-Exponentially enjoy selling/smoking cocaine and its free base derivatives much more.
-Have syphilis.
-Intimately know at least three fences for stolen car radios.
-Change my name to Jamal Thurman King
-Would NEVER ever eat pussy.
-Have a half-dozen mal-nourished Pit Bulls.
-Bitch about how "the man" be holding me back.
-Not have a job, not look for one, and then bitch about how I cannot get hired.
-WEar a size 95X white tee shirt at ALL times.
-Impregnate no less than 15 women (most white).
-Have a picked out afro w/ a pick stuck in it.
-Join a gang for the fellowship.
-Carry a spray-can to tag my gang everywhere I go.
-Be on welfare.
-Spend at least 30% of my welfare check on those sweet new Air Jordans.
-Use my food stamps to exclusively buy chitterlings and collard greens.
-Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I can go allllll night my friends.
you could do almost 95% of these things now.
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Re: If I was black [Re: Hakim0777]
#14100934 - 03/10/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If i was black I'd fake being a rasta in order to bang white hippie chicks.
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Re: If I was black [Re: Hakim0777]
#14100937 - 03/10/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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No I couldnt. I would never be able to pull it off,, man. I aint black dude!
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Re: If I was black [Re: Hakim0777]
#14100942 - 03/10/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I wish I could have an afro with a pick stuck in it.
No shit that's like a goal in my life.
I'd actually rather have a bird nest with an active birdie family, but maybe that's just a crack pipe dream.
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
#14100965 - 03/10/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Goddamn your hilarious PFX. havent laughed like that in a while.
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Shmokin dat crack makes everyone laugh n laugh n laugh
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
#14100999 - 03/10/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,
I'd totally be a rapper.
Talented... what?
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Re: If I was black [Re: F0SS1L]
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Are you trying to say Afromans not talented?
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Re: If I was black [Re: F0SS1L]
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I don't smoke crack, I only sell it. (well I lied, i Occasionally smoke crack, but ONLY on the Weekends)
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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i would be a cool black dude. i would have a pick in my hair, hide joints in my afro, use 70s slang, blare billy preston music in my lime green cadillac
so many black people take their race for granted and do stupid shit when they could totally take advantage of it
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you mean.. i can continue.. to distribute crack.. to the fine members of this community?
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
oh yeah... that would be wrong!
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
#14101067 - 03/10/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: Shmokin dat crack makes everyone laugh n laugh n laugh
and laugh and laugh
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Re: If I was black [Re: Hakim0777]
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Patron saint of racefucking, and father of the African-American people.
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Dats my pops aight..
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
#14143012 - 03/18/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,
I'd totally be a rapper.
if i was black i would bang skinny white girls.
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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said: Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.
My girlfriend gets mad 'cause I tell her if our babies aren't blonde-haired and blue-eyed then I won't believe they are mine.
And she is dark as night and doesn't have any faith it will happen.
But my genes are strong, I'm sure of it.
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pfxtc said: Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.
My girlfriend gets mad 'cause I tell her if our babies aren't blonde-haired and blue-eyed then I won't believe they are mine.
And she is dark as night and doesn't have any faith it will happen.
But my genes are strong, I'm sure of it.
Shes fuckin someone else bro, im sure of it.
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Re: If I was black [Re: Dunno]
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Dunno said:
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pfxtc said: and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,
I'd totally be a rapper.
if i was black i would bang skinny white girls.
You can't do this now?
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pfxtc said: Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.
My girlfriend gets mad 'cause I tell her if our babies aren't blonde-haired and blue-eyed then I won't believe they are mine.
And she is dark as night and doesn't have any faith it will happen.
But my genes are strong, I'm sure of it.
Shes fuckin someone else bro, im sure of it.
Maybe, man.
Chicks are devious.
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Re: If I was black [Re: tito123]
#14143128 - 03/18/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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tito123 said: i would be a cool black dude. i would have a pick in my hair, hide joints in my afro, use 70s slang, blare billy preston music in my lime green cadillac
so many black people take their race for granted and do stupid shit when they could totally take advantage of it
yea agreed.
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Re: If I was black [Re: Dunno]
#14143155 - 03/18/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,
I'd totally be a rapper.
if i was black i would bang skinny fat white girls.
Fixed.
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sajahand
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Chicks are devious.
not all chicks are, most of us are, but not all.
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Re: If I was black [Re: twighead]
#14144718 - 03/18/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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twighead said:
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Dunno said:
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pfxtc said: and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,
I'd totally be a rapper.
if i was black i would bang skinny white girls.
You can't do this now?
it wouldnt be the same...
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Re: If I was black [Re: Dunno]
#14144998 - 03/18/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If I was black, I would want to be a teenager in a suburban white west coast town. The chicks would be swooning. Though some of them would be retarded gangsta wanna be's.
Other than that, I wouldn't want to black. Cops and their racial profiling. I ESPECIALLY wouldn't want to live in a red state. Be poor and deal with bunch of racist assholes, no thanks.
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Re: If I was black [Re: yessir]
#14146813 - 03/19/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shit, if I were a black I'd BE a cop like that dirty motherfucker that famously was wrapped up with suge knight, and killed tupac. Michael somethin'? Anyhowz man. One of these days i will be black and will fulfill all of my prophecies,.
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No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.
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