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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14143012 - 03/18/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.




if i was black i would bang skinny white girls.


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14143038 - 03/18/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.




My girlfriend gets mad 'cause I tell her if our babies aren't blonde-haired and blue-eyed then I won't believe they are mine.

And she is dark as night and doesn't have any faith it will happen.

But my genes are strong, I'm sure of it.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: If I was black [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #14143068 - 03/18/11 12:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Madtowntripper said:
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pfxtc said:
Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.




My girlfriend gets mad 'cause I tell her if our babies aren't blonde-haired and blue-eyed then I won't believe they are mine.

And she is dark as night and doesn't have any faith it will happen.

But my genes are strong, I'm sure of it.




Shes fuckin someone else bro, im sure of it.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Dunno]
    #14143087 - 03/18/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Dunno said:
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pfxtc said:
and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.




if i was black i would bang skinny white girls.



You can't do this now?


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Re: If I was black [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14143096 - 03/18/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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Madtowntripper said:
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pfxtc said:
Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.




My girlfriend gets mad 'cause I tell her if our babies aren't blonde-haired and blue-eyed then I won't believe they are mine.

And she is dark as night and doesn't have any faith it will happen.

But my genes are strong, I'm sure of it.




Shes fuckin someone else bro, im sure of it.




Maybe, man.

Chicks are devious.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: If I was black [Re: tito123]
    #14143128 - 03/18/11 01:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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i would be a cool black dude.  i would have a pick in my hair, hide joints in my afro, use 70s slang, blare billy preston music in my lime green cadillac

so many black people take their race for granted and do stupid shit when they could totally take advantage of it




yea agreed.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Dunno]
    #14143155 - 03/18/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Dunno said:
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pfxtc said:
and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.




if i was black i would bang skinny fat white girls.




Fixed.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #14143448 - 03/18/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Chicks are devious.




not all chicks are, most of us are, but not all.:grin:


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Re: If I was black [Re: twighead]
    #14144718 - 03/18/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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twighead said:
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Dunno said:
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pfxtc said:
and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.




if i was black i would bang skinny white girls.



You can't do this now?




it wouldnt be the same...


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Waiting for the break of dawn
Trying to get through the night
Just a man with the will to survive



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Re: If I was black [Re: Dunno]
    #14144998 - 03/18/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If I was black, I would want to be a teenager in a suburban white west coast town. The chicks would be swooning. Though some of them would be retarded gangsta wanna be's.

Other than that, I wouldn't want to black. Cops and their racial profiling. I ESPECIALLY wouldn't want to live in a red state. Be poor and deal with bunch of racist assholes, no thanks.


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Re: If I was black [Re: yessir]
    #14146813 - 03/19/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Shit, if I were a black I'd BE a cop like that dirty motherfucker that famously was wrapped up with suge knight, and killed tupac.  Michael somethin'?  Anyhowz man.  One of these days i will be black and will fulfill all of my prophecies,.


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