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If I was black
    #14100442 - 03/10/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

and talented, and could sing, and had gold teeth,

I'd totally be a rapper.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100452 - 03/10/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

in america you can be anything you want to be


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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100459 - 03/10/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100461 - 03/10/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm white as hell, Scandinavian/Dutch/British. I'm descended from the Pilgrims who came here on the fucking Mayflower.

But I hang out almost exclusively with black people. At school I study with black people, and at least half of my sexual partners have been black. I don't do this on purpose, it just comes naturally. I am a reverse oreo.

:popcorn:


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Re: If I was black [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14100467 - 03/10/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

Black people are cool,

I work with one dude from Georgia, he's fucking hilarious.

Super southern-black guy.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100468 - 03/10/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream


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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100473 - 03/10/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream




ahhh shit i have to work?

nevermind


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100480 - 03/10/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream





ooo! oo!

now help me, i want a dream!


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100488 - 03/10/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
:lol:

Black people are cool,

I work with one dude from Georgia, he's fucking hilarious.

Super southern-black guy.




My ultimate goal is to have caramel-colored babies. I wish to perform as an antibody to the memetic virus of race.


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100490 - 03/10/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream




ahhh shit i have to work?

nevermind





looks like you're halfway to your goal of being a rapper


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Re: If I was black [Re: igwna]
    #14100497 - 03/10/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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theMERRYiguana said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream





ooo! oo!

now help me, i want a dream!





no problem.... just close your eyes and wait, a dream should come


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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100505 - 03/10/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
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pfxtc said:
:lol:

Black people are cool,

I work with one dude from Georgia, he's fucking hilarious.

Super southern-black guy.




My ultimate goal is to have caramel-colored babies. I wish to perform as an antibody to the memetic virus of race.





Caramel? Kinda cutting yourself short arent you? You should defy the laws of nature and have a super super black baby, so black it's neon.

Name it after me.

Pf X. TC - that's a quality name.

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pfxtc said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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pfxtc said:
i wanna be a wooden spaceship

make it happen





no problem, now get the fuck out there and work toward your dream




ahhh shit i have to work?

nevermind





looks like you're halfway to your goal of being a rapper




Does the other half consist of drinking cough syrup from a coffee thermos all day and having sex with fat white girls?

You have any fat white girls numbers? I know you're like the herdsman when it comes to that shit.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14100514 - 03/10/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My dream is to wield Pris's mighty banhamster. Even if holding such an awesome tool of mod-dom melts my skull.


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Re: If I was black [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14100519 - 03/10/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:banhamster:

I got ban hamster'd last week, but not by pris :highfive:

Figured my first post back should be a quality thread such as this.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100528 - 03/10/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ever notice how all the rappers want to be athletes and all the athletes want to be rappers?


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Re: If I was black [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14100534 - 03/10/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If I was black...
               



my dick might be a little bigger.


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Re: If I was black [Re: muistrue]
    #14100547 - 03/10/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's just one black guy wanting to be another black guy





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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100557 - 03/10/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If I was  black id be in jail


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Re: If I was black [Re: pfxtc]
    #14100641 - 03/10/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

with autotune, anyone can be LiL Wayne :hehehe:


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Re: If I was black [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14100647 - 03/10/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Lil Wayne actually autotuned to my voice

I talk weird :shrug:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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