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HuHEN
I am the Owl



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Shortest seduction time?
#14100163 - 03/10/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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What was the quickest you ever went from having met a person to fucking? How did it happen?
For me it was one time when I was blackout drunk and this random horny girl decided to fuck me basically. I didn't really do much active seduction.
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robbyberto
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Re: Shortest seduction time? [Re: HuHEN]
#14100207 - 03/10/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can jerk off in about a minute if I go really fast.
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Edited by robbyberto (03/10/11 07:57 PM)
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HuHEN
I am the Owl



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Re: Shortest seduction time? [Re: robbyberto]
#14100256 - 03/10/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't have to seduce your own penis though.
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LoveYourLife
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Re: Shortest seduction time? [Re: robbyberto]
#14100257 - 03/10/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Less than an hour.
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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!




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a few hours.
ive been going through a dry spell and strangely enough Ive had two rightous cock blockings. One at a party I was just trying to use that bathroom and this girl i kind of met came in hella drunk and was telling me that if I was going to pee i was going to do it infront of her(sexy no?). At first I thought she was just IRL trollin but then I kinda started some back and forth banter and it led to me kissin on her neck and rubbin her snatch box, BANG BANG BANG, her sister at the door screaming that she needs to come out RIGHT NOW. long story short I almost got beat up by a bunch of mexicans because she was engaged.
Second time was at a random party with alot of people that were coming and going. Alot of people were clearing out and this girl was in the downstairs area and I was walking through to get to another room and she jus ttakes me by the hand and is all "follow me tee hee" and we were going into some broom closet with a water heater or someshit and her male protector friend runs by and is like WTF are you doing, blah blah blah. so I walk away.
I need to get laid but when I try I fail, when someone else tries, I fail. Wtf.
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pfxtc
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Re: Shortest seduction time? [Re: Hakim0777]
#14100862 - 03/10/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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uhh
2.5 hours?
dinner took an hour drive to my house took an hour and 15 minutes getting up to the room another 10 5 to turn on a movie and whip out my dick 
yay for 1 night stands
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Re: Shortest seduction time? [Re: HuHEN]
#14101089 - 03/10/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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2 hours.

i was also blackout drunk. Everytime I get that blackout drunk I become a perv...I guess I just happened to be around someone who wasnt turned off by it and got turned on by it instead.
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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!




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Re: Shortest seduction time? [Re: pfxtc]
#14101140 - 03/10/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
pfxtc said: uhh
2.5 hours?
dinner took an hour drive to my house took an hour and 15 minutes getting up to the room another 10 5 to turn on a movie and whip out my dick 
yay for 1 night stands
ah, a pragmatist.
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Rainman420
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Re: Shortest seduction time? [Re: Hakim0777]
#14101205 - 03/10/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I got seduced by an older chick (like 28ish) at a halloween party when i was 19 in less than an hour. It was pretty epic.
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