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Dunno
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am i a dick?
#14098077 - 03/10/11 01:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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my wife and i havent really been on good terms for the past week so in her attempt to bond again shes been playing Black Op's online trying to get my attention. i find it pretty annoying and ignore it. she makes little comments out load about the came to catch me and will ask if i want to play. i simply say, "Nope"
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno] 1
#14098108 - 03/10/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yes.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno]
#14098119 - 03/10/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dunno said: she makes little comments out load about the came to catch me and will ask if i want to play. i simply say, "Nope"
Try fucking her.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno] 3
#14098123 - 03/10/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well, at least she appears to be reaching out to you. But I agree that playing Black Ops is not going to solve it.
So if you ask me who's the dick in your marriage, I'd have to say "dunno"
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno]
#14098124 - 03/10/11 02:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'll take your wife that you are bored of and play black ops with her. Play some other shit too 
Send her over if ain't gona play with her anymore.
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it reminds me of ones little brother trying to act cool in front of the older brother in hopes of the older brother and older friends taking him in as one of their own.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno]
#14098145 - 03/10/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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poast pics of said wife. Nekid plz. And get her to write "i luv shroomery" on her tits for us
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno]
#14098154 - 03/10/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You mean like hitting a crack pipe?
I don't really know if you're a dick. For all I know you're nice enough to sell your molly doses with a free football or two thrown in. Yes just seemed like an appropriate answer considering where you posted the question.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: nice1] 4
#14098158 - 03/10/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol your wife is 3 steps away from fucking someone else bro.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: nice1]
#14098162 - 03/10/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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not only is she trying to get my attention in some sad attempt to make amends, but i am obviously ignoring her. now, im going to ask her to get naked, write some shit on her tits so i can post them on shroomery? i might be a dick, but im not dumb and im def not asking for a death wish.
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Quote:
PreparationH said: lol your wife is 3 steps away from fucking someone else bro.
at least she wont playing black ops.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno]
#14098172 - 03/10/11 02:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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she's your wife. Why are you being such a douche?
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PreparationH said: lol your wife is 3 steps away from fucking someone else bro.
This^^^only possible outcome.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno] 6
#14098176 - 03/10/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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yea maybe she'll be playing with black cocks.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno]
#14098211 - 03/10/11 02:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why did you even get married if this is how you're going to treat her...
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Quote:
PreparationH said: yea maybe she'll be playing with black cocks.
man i wanted to make that pun i saw this thread too late =( made me
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PreparationH said: yea maybe she'll be playing with black cocks.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno]
#14098244 - 03/10/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dunno said:

not only is she trying to get my attention in some sad attempt to make amends, but i am obviously ignoring her. now, im going to ask her to get naked, write some shit on her tits so i can post them on shroomery? i might be a dick, but im not dumb and im def not asking for a death wish.
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PreparationH said: yea maybe she'll be playing with black cocks.
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Re: am i a dick? [Re: Dunno]
#14098255 - 03/10/11 02:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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aww i feel bad for her  that would make me sad dont be a dick
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