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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14097685 - 03/10/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Not really related but a delivery story none the less.

I live in a buzzer entry flat and every Friday at the same time
the buzzer will go and I answer to hear "chicken cully flied lice"
in a Chinese accent, (one of my friends).

So the buzzer goes one Friday,same time "chicken cully flied lice"
right man in you come, and unlock the door to find a guy
holding out a bag saying "chicken cully flied lice"
I`m like,naw man it`s not mine,he`s like,but you said to come in,
I said yes,I know but I picked you up wrong,take my word for it
you got the wrong address.

Any time I relate the story people think I`m making it up
but it really happened.



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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Dunno]
    #14097686 - 03/10/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Dunno said:
my next door neighbor is a prostitute and orders food all the time. i always wonder if she offers a free service for the food.




Stereotypes suck.  I got this image of her being this totally awful looking person when in reality she could be absolutely anyone.

Prostitution and fast food are kinda detracting though.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Humility]
    #14097938 - 03/10/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

One summer when I was 13-14, I ordered Pizza Hut with a 2 Ltr of Dr. Pepper. The total was like 12.35 or something, so I give the guy $20.35 and tell him to keep $3.00 and give me the rest of my change (which should have been $5.00). The guy not only gives me my $5 in singles, but my $20 bill as well, plus a pizza and two liter.:laugh2: I wonder how long it took him until he realised his mistake. :wow: That's one hell of a good deal when your entire income stems from mowing lawns for $10 a pop in the Texas heat.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Toltecatl]
    #14097950 - 03/10/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

what part of texas?

good story too.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Dunno]
    #14097981 - 03/10/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

DFW


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Toltecatl]
    #14097988 - 03/10/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

ah


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Dunno]
    #14098104 - 03/10/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Living in the 7th angriest city in the US (according to Mens Health magazine) can be quite a drag, but at least jobs are abundant and housing is cheap.


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