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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Zardos]
    #14098280 - 03/10/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If there is in fact, video/pictoral evidence of this having occured, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE forward it to me.
I would enjoy it thoroughly.  Fuck all these peta douchenozzles that say it isnt a good idea.
Its a BRILLIANT idea.


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Zardos]
    #14098287 - 03/10/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I got some ducks down the street. I don't have and 2c-e but I have some vodka and diabetic syringes.
I'll inject 3 or 4 of them and video tape them while they fight to the death.


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: lil_demented]
    #14098303 - 03/10/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I got some ducks down the street. I don't have and 2c-e but I have some vodka and diabetic syringes.
I'll inject 3 or 4 of them and video tape them while they fight to the death.





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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Zardos]
    #14098307 - 03/10/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Tusko was an Indian elephant at the Oklahoma Zoo. In 1962, Scientist Warren Thomas and colleagues at Oklahoma State University decided that he would use Tusko as a test subject to see whether LSD would induce the elephantine condition known as musth, in which an elephant becomes temporarily insane and enraged. Thomas injected the elephant with nearly 300 mg of acid, around 3000 times a normal human dose. Tusko quickly collapsed and died within 2 hours of the dose.




2C-P. NOT EVEN ONCE.


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14098341 - 03/10/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

a friend of mine is gonna do it with 2C-E instead...how long do you think it will take to hit? he wouldn't wanna wait an hour till he starts filming


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Zardos]
    #14098357 - 03/10/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Probably <15 minutes. That duck is probably going to start throwing up like crazy. I really doubt it would be fun to watch.


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Zardos]
    #14098369 - 03/10/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Zardos said:
a friend of mine is gonna do it with 2C-E instead...how long do you think it will take to hit? he wouldn't wanna wait an hour till he starts filming




This will be my final post in this thread:

I honestly hope you get mutilated in a car wreck for participating in this.

*crosses fingers*

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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #14098389 - 03/10/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

awww I forgot about that :frown:

that would suck


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December 1960:
"They took the drug one evening at Leary's house and had a profound experience, during which Ginsburg prophetically realized that it was a time to start "a peace and love movement". He then ran naked around the house, attempted to get Kruschev and Kennedy on the telephone and announced to the operator that he was God."


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Around In Circles]
    #14098390 - 03/10/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BrainFood said:
Quote:

Zardos said:
a friend of mine is gonna do it with 2C-E instead...how long do you think it will take to hit? he wouldn't wanna wait an hour till he starts filming




This will be my final post in this thread:

I honestly hope you get mutilated in a car wreck for participating in this.

*crosses fingers*

:bigjoint:




Well, that's hypocrisy. You can wish the best for the little duck but not for your fellow human?


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #14098394 - 03/10/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Probably <15 minutes. That duck is probably going to start throwing up like crazy. I really doubt it would be fun to watch.




Thats funny, because it sounds fun.


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Zardos]
    #14098399 - 03/10/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, I took around 60mg 2C-E the other night and felt like I was going to throw up my insides.:lol:


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Nordique]
    #14098415 - 03/10/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Nordique said:
Ya know what, I'm gonna upload pics to the internet, and PM them to only people who haven't been giant douchenozzles.




Okay then, send the  :pm:  :squirrelnut:


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #14098433 - 03/10/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

what else could my friend add to the bread to prevent the duck from vomiting? crushed tums or something?

I'm aware this most likely sounds retarded, no need to emphasize :lol:


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"They took the drug one evening at Leary's house and had a profound experience, during which Ginsburg prophetically realized that it was a time to start "a peace and love movement". He then ran naked around the house, attempted to get Kruschev and Kennedy on the telephone and announced to the operator that he was God."


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: ifoundwaldo] * 1
    #14098456 - 03/10/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

BrainFood said:
Quote:

Zardos said:
a friend of mine is gonna do it with 2C-E instead...how long do you think it will take to hit? he wouldn't wanna wait an hour till he starts filming




This will be my final post in this thread:

I honestly hope you get mutilated in a car wreck for participating in this.

*crosses fingers*

:bigjoint:




Well, that's hypocrisy. You can wish the best for the little duck but not for your fellow human?




Maybe not my final post:

That's not hypocrisy in the least bit, you dumbass. Consider it the third law of motion:

"The Greeks believed that hubris was always followed by nemesis, that if you went too far you would get a knock on the head to remind you that the gods will not tolerate insolence on the part of mortal men. In the sphere of human relations, the modern mind understands the doctrine of hubris and regards it as mainly true. We wish pride to have a fall, and we see that very often it does fall. To have too much power over one's fellows, to be too rich, too violent, too ambitious –  all this invites punishment, and in the long run, we notice punishment of one sort or another duly comes. But the Greeks did not stop there. Because they regarded Nature as in some way divine, they felt that it had to be respected and they were convinced that a hubristic lack of respect of Nature would be punished by avenging nemesis." Aldous Huxley, 'The Perennial Philosophy

I don't consider you human if you think that torturing animals is fun. Homo sapien means thinking animal, and you my friend, clearly don't do much thinking beyond your own limited frame of reference. Beyond this, I am a self-admitted misanthrope, largely because of people such as yourself. So once again, no hypocrisy there.

I'm praying for rain and tidal waves.

I hope that Mother Nature wipes you and every other turd off this planet because you don't deserve to live.

That's all.

I love Nature, but loathe humanity.

Paradoxical, perhaps, but true.

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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Around In Circles]
    #14098537 - 03/10/11 03:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BrainFood said:


I'm praying for rain and tidal waves.

I hope that Mother Nature wipes you and every other turd off this planet because you don't deserve to live.

That's all.

I love Nature, but loathe humanity.

Paradoxical, perhaps, but true.

:learyharvard:






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December 1960:
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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Around In Circles]
    #14098545 - 03/10/11 03:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

60 mg of 2ce?  Thats a pretty hefty dose duder..... 
Anyhows, if you were to crush up some promethazine and put it on the bread the duck would probably not vomit.  While your at it though, dose him Iv with some heroin.  Then give hhim a fifth of Bombay Gin....

But really though, I wholeheartedly LOVE the Idea of dosing this alleged duck.  If your going to do it though, do it right man!!! Don't give a fuck about the status of his Vomitus....  Just dose that ducker, Videotape it, ans proceed to send me the video so that I can lol for hours upon hours.


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Around In Circles]
    #14098546 - 03/10/11 03:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm actually on your side here.
But I'm ashamed to admit that since you sound like a vengeful and hateful ignoramus.


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Around In Circles]
    #14098562 - 03/10/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

BrainFood said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

BrainFood said:
Quote:

Zardos said:
a friend of mine is gonna do it with 2C-E instead...how long do you think it will take to hit? he wouldn't wanna wait an hour till he starts filming




This will be my final post in this thread:

I honestly hope you get mutilated in a car wreck for participating in this.

*crosses fingers*

:bigjoint:




Well, that's hypocrisy. You can wish the best for the little duck but not for your fellow human?




Maybe not my final post:

That's not hypocrisy in the least bit, you dumbass. Consider it the third law of motion:

"The Greeks believed that hubris was always followed by nemesis, that if you went too far you would get a knock on the head to remind you that the gods will not tolerate insolence on the part of mortal men. In the sphere of human relations, the modern mind understands the doctrine of hubris and regards it as mainly true. We wish pride to have a fall, and we see that very often it does fall. To have too much power over one's fellows, to be too rich, too violent, too ambitious –  all this invites punishment, and in the long run, we notice punishment of one sort or another duly comes. But the Greeks did not stop there. Because they regarded Nature as in some way divine, they felt that it had to be respected and they were convinced that a hubristic lack of respect of Nature would be punished by avenging nemesis." Aldous Huxley, 'The Perennial Philosophy

I don't consider you human if you think that torturing animals is fun. Homo sapien means thinking animal, and you my friend, clearly don't do much thinking beyond your own limited frame of reference. Beyond this, I am a self-admitted misanthrope, largely because of people such as yourself. So once again, no hypocrisy there.

I'm praying for rain and tidal waves.

I hope that Mother Nature wipes you and every other turd off this planet because you don't deserve to live.

That's all.

I love Nature, but loathe humanity.

Paradoxical, perhaps, but true.

:learyharvard:



I highly doubt that they're dosing a duck for the sake of feeling power over them or some shit lol. I would dose a duck in hopes that it learns something. Actually, I wouldn't that would be pretty fucked up.

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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #14098593 - 03/10/11 03:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Calm down people, we don't even know if the duck is going to die.
It might just turn into a :tard:


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Re: To dose, or not to dose......a duck. [Re: lil_demented]
    #14098610 - 03/10/11 03:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If he was torturing the duck then that woul be one thing. I definatly do not consider a dosed duck to be "tortured", though.

Wait, you said you were gonna give the duck 60mg? Fuck you, in that case.

I say you give him 1/2 the amount for threshold effects in humans.

Douche.

Seriously, the duck won't have any way of interpereting the experience if it was such a high dose. Just give him a small bit of ze magic.


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