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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093126 - 03/09/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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StaleShrooms said:
Pizza drivers get jumped all the time. Especially where I am.





I know a couple guys that did that, called to have one delivered to an empty
house next door, they jumped him and be beat the fuck out of them, the
retelling went like this

Jeff: we jumped him and the bastard pulled the kung fu out of his ass and ripped ol' mark a new one
Mark: you're the one that had to get stitches and cried for an hour

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14093136 - 03/09/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Nah what he does is tell them I will be here at this time for seven minutes if you want your shit come here. If you can't be there in time too fucking bad and wait for next delivery.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14093141 - 03/09/11 03:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Haha serves those little hoodlum bastards right. If I ever decided to deliver pizzas I'd carry mace and a big knife. Maybe even get a concealed weapon permit and wear my gun in plain view. But idk what the chances are on getting off on self defense if you shoot some punk trying to jump you.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093151 - 03/09/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

About 3 months ago we ordered Chinese takeout on a Friday night. Granted it is busy at every restaurant around here on Fridays, but after ordering the food, LITERALLY an hour and 45 minutes goes by and still no fucking food at my door. ( i suppose me and the wife didnt pay attention b/c we were getting high or something of that sort) Anyways, i call them back at this time and the bitch says that the food is on its way.Another 20 minutes later (therefore making this fiasco take roughly 2 hours) the delivery woman shows up at my door. I open it and im already pretty pissed off, and i insist that she give us some sort of discount being as we consistently order food from them and have never had this problem.

Chinese bitch agrees but since we paid with a card, she says that she only has a couple dollars on her. I got fairly shitty with her, took the 2 dollars and she said that she would come BACK to my house later with some more cash to complete the discount. Whore never came back. We haven't ordered food from them since.

Even before this shit happened i always got mad when id call due to them not understanding anyfuckingthing you say and they are always assholes about taking the orders.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093161 - 03/09/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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IMO waitresses don't deserve the tips they get. They don't do very much really. They walk back and forth from the kitchen to tables.




you must have no clue how hard they work, I've waited tables and tended
bar and I actually worked at both those jobs than I did in construction
or most other jobs. modern POS systems have made the job a little easier but
they also have to deal with asshole customers that think all they have to do
is run back and forth to the kitchen and kiss up and pretend to be their
friend to get a big tip that they dont deserve

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: xshadowmage666x]
    #14093171 - 03/09/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

In San Francisco the service is notoriously shitty for cell phones so people will call you 10 times and get no call. You have to watch for the delivery person. It's the most fucking retarded thing ever. I mean come on, we are in san francisco, a HUGE bay with slightly rolling hills.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093183 - 03/09/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Haha serves those little hoodlum bastards right.





it was the 80s, coke was popular and they had a serious habit, it was about
the same time I stopped hanging out with them, didnt need that extra shit

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093190 - 03/09/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14093197 - 03/09/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I was real stoned and just felt really uncomfortable. I wasn't going to leave him with nothing, even though I sort of regretted not saying anything. Then again I honestly thought a lot of it was just in my head at the time, until right after when I thought about it some more.

Would you guys have not tipped? As dick as he was, I tried to imagine if he was having a horrible day or something. I did call the place and told them I didn't want him delivering to my house again, and that I wasn't trying to get anyone in trouble. I just don't want that guy handling my food and getting revenge :shrug:



That's bullshit, i wouldn't have tipped.
I would have grabbed the pizzas off his hands and probably told him "Give me my fucking pizzas that I'M PAYING FOR, you prick."


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: thoughts]
    #14093243 - 03/09/11 03:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I used to work at a cool pizza restaurant as cashier and on the phones. I was actually good at my job though. I'd rarely fuck up an order, it was more the other way around; people trying to fuck with me.

I took an order once, the guy orders three 14" pizzas.
Then i'm the one who rings him up when he comes to get them and he tries to tell me "Hey! one of these is supposed to be a 16"":crankey:
I told him "Uh, no. I'm actually the one that took your order and you clearly told me you wanted them all 14", i even repeated your order to you."
He just said "Oh...really? Alright."
He signed the reciept and gave me a $5 tip.:cool:

I got a lot of cool stories, bros.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: thoughts]
    #14093253 - 03/09/11 03:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I never send back a wrong order, and especially not a mixed up order.  One time we ordered a pizza, cheese fries, and 2 cheesesteaks.  We got a pizza with mushrooms, gravy fries, chicken fingers, and a small stromboli.  By the time they come I'm fucking HUNGRY and I'll eat whatever the hell they bring.

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Newbie]
    #14093509 - 03/09/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'd probably do the same, unless i'm missing an entire pizza or something. Thankfully that's never happened to me.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Newbie]
    #14097447 - 03/10/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I never send back a wrong order, and especially not a mixed up order.  One time we ordered a pizza, cheese fries, and 2 cheesesteaks.  We got a pizza with mushrooms, gravy fries, chicken fingers, and a small stromboli.  By the time they come I'm fucking HUNGRY and I'll eat whatever the hell they bring.




As a rule if your order gets fucked up the delivery people bring out new food and don't request the old food back.

Think about it:  how in the fuck are they going to deliver food to some random people, then leave it with them for 10-20 minutes, then pick it back up and resell it somehow?  Gross.

I have never in my life had the delivery person ask for my "original" order back when re-delivering me my correct order.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14097475 - 03/10/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I always pick up my pizzas.  They charge like 5$ for delivery, and then you still have to tip the guy.  Save 10$ for a 5 minute drive.

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As a rule if your order gets fucked up the delivery people bring out new food and don't request the old food back.

Think about it:  how in the fuck are they going to deliver food to some random people, then leave it with them for 10-20 minutes, then pick it back up and resell it somehow?  Gross.

I have never in my life had the delivery person ask for my "original" order back when re-delivering me my correct order.




They don't resell them, they throw them away.  Which is an even better reason not to give it back unless asked (which they usually specifically tell you not to bring it back).  I mean hell, if it's really terrible I can feed it do my dog, but throwing away that much food just feels wrong to me.  And by giving it back to them, you're throwing it away.

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: BothHands]
    #14097514 - 03/10/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My room mate ordered a pizza once, and he wasn't going to tip the guy, because he was pretty broke.  I felt bad, and I tipped him with a bud of weed, haha.

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Sundrop]
    #14097523 - 03/10/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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drewo said:
My room mate ordered a pizza once, and he wasn't going to tip the guy, because he was pretty broke.  I felt bad, and I tipped him with a bud of weed, haha.




Haaa. I frequently smoke out pizza guys as their tip if they look cool. :stoned:


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14097533 - 03/10/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

*sigh*  I don't understand why people feel like they must take others shit.  First off, the guy doesn't sound that bad at all.  I would have not second guessed his actions let alone deem them worthy to post about on the internet.  Second of all, if I was in you're position (not that I would normally get angry but lets say I was) I would have grabbed that pizza and ripped it out of his hands and put it on my table.  Then I would have grabbed the receipt and said, "No, asshole.  I will sign this on my table." Sign it and give it back to him and stare at him until he left my doorstep.  You don't need to take shit, so why do it? 

If I deem any situation worthy enough for me to get worked up I will not take any form of shit from any form of being.

EDIT:

I just re-read the thread and alot of people are talking about tips.  I dk if this is my bad, but I don't really tip well.  I don't see the purpose especially if its a pizza delivery guy.  He just had to drive probably less than five minutes and I dont care if its raining or snowing or what, if I have to drive in that weather I don't get a tip for it. 

Also, it IS just a pizza guy and IMO they get minimal tip.  For example, if I order a pizza and its 18 dollars and I pay with a 20, he gets 2.  If its 15 dollars and I pay with a 20 he gets 5.  I don't really care about these people they don't really care about me so... fuck em.  Their jobs easy as hell anyway.  Drive around, listening to what ever music you want, smoke your cigs, hell even be stoned all the time and get paid for it? SOOOOOO HARD AND DIFFICULT.  I would do that if tips were guaranteed to not be given to me.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14097556 - 03/10/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

true story... a had a few friends who worked for a local delivery place so one night i ordered a pizza and got a great deal. the guy who delivered it was new, but had a fucking attitude and made a comment about how i shouldnt be buying a pizza if i could only afford a 4 dollar tip.

i looked at him and said, "yea, okay." and smiled.

i called up my friend who worked there and got some info on him. found out he was dating a chick who knew some mutual friends.

long story short. i fucked his bitch and made sure he knew it was me. he ended up getting fired too... for treating a customer like shit. :datass:


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Dunno]
    #14097592 - 03/10/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I worked at a pizza place for a summer and that shit was one of my favorite jobs but it def has its retarded customers that pissed me off.

I would go to comcast in Philadelphia and drop off the order of shrimp and rice, get a tip, be on my way. 10 minutes after getting back to the pizza place he would call and say we messed up the order and that he had ordered chicken and not shrimp.  I would have to go back and drop off the new order, I would open it in front of him to show his coworkers what a scumbag he was because I'd open it and ALL the shrimp was eaten :lol:

He probably didn't give a fuck he was using our store because they were stupid enough to keep giving him free food when he'd lie.  It just sucked because I get back and waste gas for nothing.




I used to have my knife opened in my back pocket when I delivered stuff, never too careful.

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: PreparationH]
    #14097605 - 03/10/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

my next door neighbor is a prostitute and orders food all the time. i always wonder if she offers a free service for the food.


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