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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14090925 - 03/09/11 05:01 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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mushiepussy said:
Its almost universal. Even when you finally wear them
down to that point, they do it half-heartedly, like
they are scared or something. What is it about a
blowjob that they hate so much?


Also, any tips on how to get them to go down? I
normally just try to stay flacid and try to convince
them the only way to get it up is to go down. That
works about half the time, but it takes to much work.




have had girlfriends that just enjoyed giving blowjobs. got to the point where i'd get more blowsjobs in one day than i'd get in months with other girlfriends.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: dummy]
    #14091737 - 03/09/11 10:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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dummy said:
to come to think of it. she finds it almost unbearably repulsive when she watches porn stars do it. wtf is up with that?





repression of our natural sexual urges is something we're (especially women) are taught from a young age.  it's hard to move past that programming.

no one likes to be considered a whore.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14091752 - 03/09/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
At least she watches some kind of porn. My ex hated porn, hated giving blow jobs, and didnt like it when I went down on her. I guess some kid played "doctor" with her when they were 5, and shes a sexual mess or something. She liked it on her terms. Nice and slow and romantic with lots of "wooing". If I didnt initiate it like a dawsons creek episode, it wasnt happening. Very boring.




:ilold:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Society]
    #14091959 - 03/09/11 11:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

only thing i know is that you should try eating fruits during the day before she blows you, the taste of the sperm might be better.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: communeart]
    #14092009 - 03/09/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

nah smoke alot of tobacco and eat onions.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sterile]
    #14094289 - 03/09/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Sterile said:
true sex is all about ego crushing and acceptance, not difficulty to become one with your partner.





Wise post. I was reflecting on this while at work today.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: PDU]
    #14094857 - 03/09/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Older women sometimes hate it too.
I love oral sex. My wife does not.
When we were first going out she would suck sometimes. And she was very good.
But she wouldn't let me go down on her. Bummer!
She's devout catholic, although I'm not sure that has anything to do with it.

Then we had a conversation. She said something about pre-cum and I said "I'm not sure it's pre-cum. Why don't I get it when I masturbate?"
I think that freaked her out. She started drooling... maybe to make sure she wasn't swallowing "whatever it is"?
Just about the time we got married, no more blow jobs! It's been years.
She's devout catholic, although I'm not sure that has anything to do with it.

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14095121 - 03/09/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

DUDE omg this was my favorite tim getting head ever.

so me and my gf are at a starbucks a block away from her house, as we are leaving to walk home she asks for a cup filled with ice. I asked her why and she said "no reason".

anyways, we get back to her pad, back to her room, i lay on the bed. She she's in a skirt and just straiht bends over for me, pulls her panties to the side, does a little dance. next thing i know she pulls my pants down, puts some ice in her mouth and began giving me head. the ice would melt and she'd swallor or spit the water and put new ice in, seriously the best BJ ever.

Nutted like there was no fucking tomorrow:awehigh:

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: realfuzzhead] * 1
    #14095150 - 03/09/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

fuck you... :sad:


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14095155 - 03/09/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

doubt i could ever marry anything less than someone as sexually freaky as me.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
    #14095164 - 03/09/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Me n my GF live 50 miles away from eachother, and neither of us drive. So we take the train to see eachother every weekend, its a pretty high maintenence relationship and my GF makes sure to show some lovin after 5 days away from eachother :feelsgoodman::Tastesgoodman:"

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14095778 - 03/09/11 11:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i finally got some head tonight. though at first i felt bad about it because i kind of manipulated the situation. i asked, she said she was this and that... but when i subtly expressed my dissatisfaction she was suddenly eager to please. so i was sort of thinking twice about it because i didn't want her to do something she didn't want to, but she insisted so i wasn't about to turn it down. the head was pretty... meh.. but its the thought the counts. afterward we got into a discussion about what it all means to me and what it means to me when i go down on her. i don't particularly like having moist genitalia rubbing against my face, but i do like it when i do it right and it makes her feel good. i think i made some progress in this sense because before i think she saw it as some shallow sexual gratification, when in fact its sort of an act of reassurance of love.. or something along these lines. then i tried to get her to talk about why she won't swallow, which was a big disappointment for me. but now i see that it is in fact a bit nasty to swallow a good 8 squirts of warm mucousy shit that came out of a dick. i wouldn't want to swallow some weird opaque discharge from her either... hopefully shes sees, or at least is begging to see, that giving and taking is part of it all. if not then she'll be getting dumped, unfortunately... but i'm not going to marry someone who pleases her man as if it were a chore.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
    #14096005 - 03/10/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

anyone else notice self confidence seems inversely proportional to women enjoying giving head?
  wait, self confidence isn't the right word.  Uhm, maybe a better term would be desire for positive feedback from others. 
The girls i've been with that didn't give a shit what other people thought of them pretty much hated giving head.  The more the girl cared what people thought of her the more she liked it, and also the rougher she liked it.

who knows.  i wonder if its the same for guys.  I know when i was younger and worried alot about what people thought of me i would go down on girls for an hour or two at a time.  Now i don't care at all what people think of me and i'm basically a selfish bastard during sex.

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
    #14096733 - 03/10/11 08:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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dummy said:
i finally got some head tonight. though at first i felt bad about it because i kind of manipulated the situation. i asked, she said she was this and that... but when i subtly expressed my dissatisfaction she was suddenly eager to please. so i was sort of thinking twice about it because i didn't want her to do something she didn't want to, but she insisted so i wasn't about to turn it down. the head was pretty... meh.. but its the thought the counts. afterward we got into a discussion about what it all means to me and what it means to me when i go down on her. i don't particularly like having moist genitalia rubbing against my face, but i do like it when i do it right and it makes her feel good. i think i made some progress in this sense because before i think she saw it as some shallow sexual gratification, when in fact its sort of an act of reassurance of love.. or something along these lines. then i tried to get her to talk about why she won't swallow, which was a big disappointment for me. but now i see that it is in fact a bit nasty to swallow a good 8 squirts of warm mucousy shit that came out of a dick. i wouldn't want to swallow some weird opaque discharge from her either... hopefully shes sees, or at least is begging to see, that giving and taking is part of it all. if not then she'll be getting dumped, unfortunately... but i'm not going to marry someone who pleases her man as if it were a chore.




if i had alzheimer's, i would assume from reading your posts that i wrote them, heh.

i didn't particularly like going down on girls when i was younger. but as i got older and learned how to not just make a girl cum, but work her into a frenzy... i love going down now.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: automan]
    #14096757 - 03/10/11 08:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i'm pretty young (21) and it isn't that i don't like it,  but when the other party isnt reciprocating enthusiasm and perseverance with respect to the task at hand, then i start not to like it. i get resentful and what not. so now i have to confront her about it... which really sucks. this is such a delicate subject i feel it'll be really easy to pressure her or make her feel bad if i don't approach it with the up most caution. last night she was pretty eager at first, then it turned into a chore for her. that was fucking so lame....

how to i bring it up without sounding like this is all i think about? how do i tell her that her lack of enthusiasm makes me feel like she's just doing the minimum to get me to stfu? this sucks... (pun!)

Edited by dummy (03/10/11 09:23 AM)

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
    #14096953 - 03/10/11 10:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

cocaine and alcohol are you and ur gf's friend

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14102726 - 03/11/11 07:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I like doing it, all the time haha. It's a real turn on, knowing that what I'm doing is pleasurable for him. The weird thing I find with the guy I'm seeing now is that he's weirded out by me wanting to swallow his cum...he finds it gross? All the while I'm trying to say I enjoy it!
It's getting to the point where I feel like giving him head is turning into a negative thing...and that just won't do. I need to suck some dick in my relationship.

Has anyone else had this happen?

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14102732 - 03/11/11 07:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Does he watch a lot of porn? Does he want to come on your face or something?


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14102764 - 03/11/11 07:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I asked, he said he would feel bad about it. I think that's it...he feels bad about the whole thing

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14102769 - 03/11/11 07:49 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I asked, he said he would feel bad about it. I think that's it...he feels bad about the whole thing



:ifyoucanawe: well I guess there is one of everything. Normally the guy wants to go down on the self conscious gal... not sure what is up with your guy.


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