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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Salomon]
    #14095849 - 03/09/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i collected myself and said i was fine and went upstairs.  pretty anti-climatic sorry.  however, later that night after said friends returned from the wrestling tourney we wanted to smoke. friend who's house we were at didnt want to smoke on his property, and no one wanted to smoke in their cars. so we drove out to some random country road, pulled into someone's longass driveway, and got out to smoke a few bowls.  4 bowls in the owners of the house who's driveway we were sitting in pull up.  its 3 in the morning. we stare at them. they stare at us. we quietly get back in the car and drive away as they continue to stare


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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad ~ Jack Handey


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Clownswor]
    #14095850 - 03/09/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

man fuck it


i'ms aslelap tyme


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14095851 - 03/09/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:

my cat never eats what he kills though. i get it as offerings. it feels awesome being worshiped by a cat enough to get sacrifices in my name.




:lolsy: :billymaythumbup:

You must feel like a pharaoh when that happens


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14095860 - 03/09/11 11:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
usually by the time i find out my cat got something its already dead.

only one time did i see my cat actually have something before it was dead, and i had just let my dog out. my dog saw what my cat was doing and ran over and picked the mole up in his mouth and bit it in half.

it was pretty gnarly.

my cat never eats what he kills though. i get it as offerings. it feels awesome being worshiped by a cat enough to get sacrifices in my name.





yeah, he killed me a bird last summer, which was pretty bad ass because he got it somehow on the balcony.  they don't normally get these opportunities, as city cats.  i guess they'll have a blast hunting tonight while im sleeping......


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14095861 - 03/09/11 11:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

my buddy eliminated a mouse by putting out a piece of bait then waiting around with a case of beer, his ipod, and a bb gun all night

got the fucker, too


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14095865 - 03/10/11 12:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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sunset_mission said:
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Ballerium said:
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rackem said:
wow thats unfortunate.. you remember who pissed her off?




I want to say MisterMuscaria but I can't remember. I tried to go back and read the thread but I'm too stoned to make sense of it right now :lol:




I'm curious, are you strictly a nocturnal herbaholic? :lol:




Haha, yep. I'm stealth in the night :paranoid:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: DrMambo] * 1
    #14095872 - 03/10/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

me and my friend were drinking one night and i know he has mice as he just got done telling me he has found mice in his washcloth storage, well i opened it and sarcastically said there's a mouse and low and behold there was one, reached to pick it up and he started punching it to death. twas a quick death i presume i then offered him 20$ to eat it and he declined.


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Clownswor]
    #14095874 - 03/10/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

is there enough room in the pub for two clowns?


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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad ~ Jack Handey


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Clownswor]
    #14095878 - 03/10/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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he started punching it to death. twas a quick death i presume i then offered him 20$ to eat it and he declined.




:lolsy: this is the best shit ive read all night


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
    #14095881 - 03/10/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i was here first!:shockedramthing:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Clownswor]
    #14095893 - 03/10/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i challenge you to a duel! :scarface:


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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad ~ Jack Handey


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
    #14095903 - 03/10/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:bitchsmack: Accepted, But Charlie sheen is my partner  :sheen:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
    #14095905 - 03/10/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:awedance:

ill go get the stilts, gypsies, 3 boobed women, bearded ladies, the big top, the indians and the peace pipe..

make this into the circus! barnum and bailey wont have shit on the 2 clowns of the pub :rofldrunk:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Clownswor]
    #14095914 - 03/10/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

shit. guess you win then


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: rackem]
    #14095915 - 03/10/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

its my name dude. The one the only! tis fact. ill sick my mouse punching friend on you  :crankynoweed:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Clownswor]
    #14095917 - 03/10/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

is that mousepunching friend still winning?


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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad ~ Jack Handey


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
    #14095922 - 03/10/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

shit. your too much for me. i surrender


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
    #14095939 - 03/10/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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a friend and i went over to another friends house one night and were waiting for them to return from a state wrestling tourney.  i did a vial wash of 2ce powder and was laying in the middle of their living room listening to lateralus on my headphones with my eyes closed when the mother of the house arrives home, walks in, and taps me on on the shoulder asking if i was alright. i almost lost it





:lolsy:

I listened to all of Lateralus, I love that album, but it's hard to shake when you're tripping once it's over.

Now I've got some trance playing.  This stuff is just ear candy. :rave:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: PurpleKush]
    #14095943 - 03/10/11 12:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are going to start their own sitcom. It's gonna be called "Two and a half ounces" And will only last fifteen minutes


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Clownswor]
    #14095945 - 03/10/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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reached to pick it up and he started punching it to death. twas a quick death i presume i then offered him 20$ to eat it and he declined.




:lmafo:


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