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InvisibleyogabunnyM
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
    #14095793 - 03/09/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i just got home and there's a fucking mouse running around my room.

:crazy:

luckily i have two cats, but my older cat caught the mouse and had it in his mouth for a while then just spit him out. 

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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
    #14095796 - 03/09/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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clown133 said:
cuz it may just go where no ones been :awecid:



:discorex:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14095795 - 03/09/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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rackem said:
where teh hell has ellen been? havent seen her in an lnc in a while




She got upset in the last LNC and vowed never to come back.


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14095797 - 03/09/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
this is getting fucking lame people.




Did you expect anything from flacid peni?


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: yogabunny]
    #14095799 - 03/09/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

at least its no longer running around your house.


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: rackem]
    #14095805 - 03/09/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

wow thats unfortunate.. you remember who pissed her off?


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: rackem]
    #14095807 - 03/09/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I bet those fuckers expect me to be clean shaven too. shit heads.


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: rackem]
    #14095809 - 03/09/11 11:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it got spit back out


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
    #14095811 - 03/09/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

reporting in but only four a bit the ambien callls upon my soul

:whoyougonnacall:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14095812 - 03/09/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

eh i took it at least the cat gnawed on it for a minute weaking it a bit.

assumptions :facepalm:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: rackem]
    #14095816 - 03/09/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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rackem said:
at least its no longer running around your house.




it wasn't dead, i think jasper (my cat) wanted to play with him some more, and then he just scurried off under the radiator.....


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: PurpleKush]
    #14095823 - 03/09/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

a friend and i went over to another friends house one night and were waiting for them to return from a state wrestling tourney.  i did a vial wash of 2ce powder and was laying in the middle of their living room listening to lateralus on my headphones with my eyes closed when the mother of the house arrives home, walks in, and taps me on on the shoulder asking if i was alright. i almost lost it


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: yogabunny]
    #14095825 - 03/09/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

damn.. well i have faith that your cats will get it sooner than later.

oh and i tried the oatmeal and the blueberries... and eat it almost every morning now. thanks!


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
    #14095828 - 03/09/11 11:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

and then?


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: rackem]
    #14095831 - 03/09/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
wow thats unfortunate.. you remember who pissed her off?




I want to say MisterMuscaria but I can't remember. I tried to go back and read the thread but I'm too stoned to make sense of it right now :lol:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: yogabunny]
    #14095834 - 03/09/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

usually by the time i find out my cat got something its already dead.

only one time did i see my cat actually have something before it was dead, and i had just let my dog out. my dog saw what my cat was doing and ran over and picked the mole up in his mouth and bit it in half.

it was pretty gnarly.

my cat never eats what he kills though. i get it as offerings. it feels awesome being worshiped by a cat enough to get sacrifices in my name.


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: yogabunny]
    #14095837 - 03/09/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Pretty much resting up from over the weekend. Going to nod off to sleep:drooling:

also got some more acid for this next weekend. Should be fun:lsd:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14095838 - 03/09/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
Quote:

rackem said:
wow thats unfortunate.. you remember who pissed her off?




I want to say MisterMuscaria but I can't remember. I tried to go back and read the thread but I'm too stoned to make sense of it right now :lol:




I'm curious, are you strictly a nocturnal herbaholic? :lol:


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14095839 - 03/09/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just woke up to help my grandma to the bathroom and am checking my favorite place to loose valuable hours of my life sup peepz?, One time i lost a Kenya sand boa, and 2.5 months later my kitty cat was found playing with it alive, got my snake back that day =) Also, dont be mad. smoke pot. instant happiness!


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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: rackem]
    #14095844 - 03/09/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

rackem said:
damn.. well i have faith that your cats will get it sooner than later.

oh and i tried the oatmeal and the blueberries... and eat it almost every morning now. thanks!





ahh!  that's awesome!  we rarely get good, ripe blueberries when they're not in season in my area (northeast).  i haven't been able to find any since i made that post.  my oatmeal has been less exciting.  ;P


i will try to have faith that the

:superkitty:

will get the little guy in the night. 

bon soir shroomery!!!


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