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CidneyIndole
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: DrMambo]
#14095518 - 03/09/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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DrMambo said: eating a skin on kiwi

I have eaten a kiwi before.
She was alright--not quite as sweet or fuzzy as one would expect.
Anyone here ever swallow a frog?
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: broken]
#14095522 - 03/09/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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closed veil said:
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DrMambo said: eating a skin on kiwi

it's like a sweet testicle!
not nearly as sweet as a sweet, sweaty gonad....
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Larrythescaryrex
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I think girls that fence are pretty cool. And girls with hurling sticks are super hot.
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CidneyIndole
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
#14095527 - 03/09/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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clown133 said: My dick is so big, when I was in a porno, they had to release it on a 4 disc DVD box set
I'd sure like to release my disc into a set of boxes. 
I almost typed "sex" instead of "set."
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Sprezzatura
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
#14095528 - 03/09/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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My dick is so small and sensitive, that when a girl asks 'Is it in yet?' I take a drag off of my smoke and say "Was, about 89 seconds ago".
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broken
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14095536 - 03/09/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sprezzatura said: My dick is so small and sensitive, that when a girl asks 'Is it in yet?' I take a drag off of my smoke and say "Was, about 89 seconds ago" IN? I'm done bitch.
FIXED!
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rackem



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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: broken]
#14095546 - 03/09/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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fuck super mario bros.. if i havent passed it by now, it aint gonna happen
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Sprezzatura
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: broken]
#14095552 - 03/09/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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closed veil said:
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Sprezzatura said: My dick is so small and sensitive, that when a girl asks 'Is it in yet?' I take a drag off of my smoke and say "Was, about 89 seconds ago" IN? I'm done bitch.
FIXED!
Thanks, I do like that better.
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14095555 - 03/09/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: broken]
#14095569 - 03/09/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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closed veil your signature is cool, how bout them twinkies?
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sunset_mission
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14095582 - 03/09/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sprezzatura said: Maybe you like tom-boyish chicks because you're gay?
No, pussy is quite appealing to me. And it's due to the fact that they're usually cooler to talk to and tend to share more common interests with me. Ever had a day with your girlfriend flow like
video games -> anime/horror movie -> viewing interrupted due to sexual difficulties -> back to anime/movie -> listen to death metal together -> wrestle -> more sex -> sleep?
It's pretty fun. And I don't have to deal with some air-headed girly-girly chick going 'lyk omgz buy me a gucci bag aftr we finish watchin Gossip Gurlz!' Instead she's like my best friend. With DD's and a cozy garage.
Still gotta get her into psychedelics though.
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broken
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
#14095584 - 03/09/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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33 was at bet yesterday1-2, 2 run double. FUCK YEAH!
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
#14095585 - 03/09/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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clown133 said: closed veil your cool
FIXED!
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: broken]
#14095590 - 03/09/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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nice i didnt see that he was back yet, with him and nathan back as well the central is ours
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clown133
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: broken]
#14095593 - 03/09/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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closed veil said:
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clown133 said: closed veil your cool
FIXED!
ha being a twinkie certainly makes you cool
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Sprezzatura
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I dunno, the things you described don't strike me as 'Tom boyish'... When I think Tom boyish, I think of chick playing Rugby.
I play video games, watch cartoons and wrestle with my girlfriend, and she's not a tom-boy.
Oh, and anyone who would date one of those 'Gimme Gimme' bitches is a little punk ass sucker.
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
#14095595 - 03/09/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man, MN is rep'd well in the shroomery.
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: broken]
#14095602 - 03/09/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'm from iowa actually, sorry to burst your bubble. btw if you're a vikings fan you're no longer
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: clown133]
#14095615 - 03/09/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i watch football, but don't really care about it.
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Re: LethargicNonresponsiveCock [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14095620 - 03/09/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh, and anyone who would date one of those 'Gimme Gimme' bitches is a little punk ass sucker.
theres someone for everyone, and usually the ones attracted to the gimme gimme bitches got some screws loose as well
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