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asshole pizza delivery guy
    #14092865 - 03/09/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Up in NJ, I used to deliver pizzas all over the place.. worked in 3 different places over the years. I never flipped out or treated anyone like shit, even the few people that didn't tip. I know it's a job and you might have had a bad day, but I'm still paying you.

Last night I ordered a pizza from Papa John's - which is a 2 minute drive. I answer the door with a very friendly "hey! how's it going" only for the guy to look me over and then sigh (I was clearly younger than him).. didn't even answer me back. I didn't think much of it until I grabbed the pizza box to bring inside.. the guy held onto it and said "no it's okay you need to sign this" and slapped the receipt down on the box.

I tried taking it again being like "oh, it's okay I can just put it over here". The fucking guy still would not let go and said "no it's fine you can sign this right here" .. something like that but in a real dick voice. He puts the receipt right near his face on the box, and stares at me while I sign it. While I'm signing it, he says "the pizza JUST came out of the oven so it's really hot".

I sign a tip and he storms off.. like I can hear this guy stomping almost. He was sort of feminine too if that makes a better mental image. Still though, only little kids stomp when they're pissed.

Anyway, this huge story probably made it sound like a much bigger deal. I figured it would bring other people to share any weird delivery stories..


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14092903 - 03/09/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that guy sounds like a dick

i used to deliver and i have to admit i did peel-out a couple times in
frustration but not usually over just tips

the worst was like an $80 order of like ten pizzas or something in the
pouring rain, guy took forever to come to the door where there was no
cover from the rain and i had to make a couple trips to my car. $2 tip


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk] * 1
    #14092908 - 03/09/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Pizza guys in my neck of the woods are all pretty cool.  My beef is with the order takers on the phone.  They sound like I'm burdening them by calling up and ordering pizza.  Then when it's time to give my phone number it gets REALLY annoying.  I'll start with my area code: "X X X...."  Then I don't know if they're waiting for me to keep going or wait for them to say okay.  So I'll wait a sec, then start giving the rest: "X X X", but before I can get the second X out, they go, "Hold on, what?"  :crankey:  So after I learn the NEW rhythm of reciting numbers, I follow it and by the time I'm at: "X-X, X---" she tells me to stop again.  What do you want from me?!!  I'm reciting it in perfect phone number rhythm (like Kevin James explains) and they still fuck it up.  Can't you type as you listen?  It's seven fucking digits.

Then comes the fun part:  "Oh I'd like to pay with a card."

"Okay can I have the number?"

"Sure, it's XXXX [3 second pause],  XX---"

"Wait... okay XXXX, then what?"


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Newbie]
    #14092917 - 03/09/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Don't have a pizza guy story.

But the bus driver wouldn't drop me off at the last bus stop last night.
It's the 2nd to last stop and he goes "Last stop!"
I'm like, "No, it's not. There's one more right over the hill." (I didn't want to bike over this huge hill.)
"There's no more stops after this one."

What a dick.
He fucking blew up at this old guy who couldn't find his bus pass too.
Like "I HAVE A TIGHT SCHEDULE TO KEEP HERE."
I was thinking, "We're 5 minutes ahead of schedule and have to wait for 1 minute at every stop. [Because we were so ahead of schedule.] It's not like there's a hurry."


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14092919 - 03/09/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had a very similar experience just before I moved from atlanta, the jackass
wouldnt let me check my order before I paid so I told him the order was wrong
without ever checking it, told him to take it back and make it right and
closed the door. I called them, told them the guy was an ass hat and the
order was wrong having never seen it

45 minutes later the same guy shows up with a new pizza and I was already
chowing on chinese, I told him I never ordered a pizza and slammed the door

I believe in good customer service, paying customers dont need to be treated
like thieves, had the original order actually been wrong upon inspection I'd
have said fuck it, tipped him and let him know to kick the people making
pizza but he had to be a dick about it


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Newbie]
    #14092922 - 03/09/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Why would you tip him then?

Sometimes I don't tip even if the service is mediocre, let alone horrible.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Humility]
    #14092942 - 03/09/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I was real stoned and just felt really uncomfortable. I wasn't going to leave him with nothing, even though I sort of regretted not saying anything. Then again I honestly thought a lot of it was just in my head at the time, until right after when I thought about it some more.

Would you guys have not tipped? As dick as he was, I tried to imagine if he was having a horrible day or something. I did call the place and told them I didn't want him delivering to my house again, and that I wasn't trying to get anyone in trouble. I just don't want that guy handling my food and getting revenge :shrug:


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14092954 - 03/09/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Would you guys have not tipped?






is butt rape considered a tip if I only stick the head in? :coaster:


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14092963 - 03/09/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Personally, I always tip.

But I tip a lot less if I don't like the person.

I'll tip more if it's raining regardless of the person though.

In your situation, I probably would've tipped enough to round the total off to the next dollar. But I'm a dick. And I hold grudges.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14092980 - 03/09/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If the dude shows up on my porch with my pizza and it isnt cold, he gets $2. If he's friendly or otherwise helpful he gets $3-4. And if its a big order he gets $5-6. I try to tip around 20% most of the time though.

Really theres rarely a reasonable time to not tip the delivery guy. You tip your waitress at a resteraunt right? I've never delivered pizzas but it seems to me they work way harder than waitresses. A waitress only has to walk 30-40 feet to get your food. Delivery guy has to drive a couple miles and THEN walk about 20-30 feet, up some stairs (at least, at my house he does). Plus delivery guys dont give you all that obnoxious "you're my friend, I'm being friendly, leave me a big tip" bullshit that waitresses spew through a shit eating grin. I mean really, compared to waitresses pizza delivery guys are much more deserving of a tip.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14092984 - 03/09/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Some people just have really bad days and have other shit going on. You can't always take this stuff personally. I doubt he saw your house and thought "oh this guy must be a fucking dick so i am going to be a dick back".


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14092999 - 03/09/11 03:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've never had an asshole pizza delivery guy but oen time in like tenth grade I had this neighbor in like 5th grade who would always come over my house and chill with my little sisters and sometimes me so one time me and my friend convinced him to let us pretend that he's like dead and drag him across the lawn and shit. We ordered chineese food and this dude was dropping off my food and my friend go it and gave him the money and was like "get the fuck outta here, you didn't see shit" while I dragged my neighbor across the yard. The chineese delivery guy drove to the bottom of the driveway and sat there staring at us for a few mins while i dragged the kid across the yard. I think my neighbor eventually ended up standing up and the delivery dude saw, i don't really remember but if he didn't i bet we scared the shit outta that delivery guy.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093006 - 03/09/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Really theres rarely a reasonable time to not tip the delivery guy. You tip your waitress at a resteraunt right? I've never delivered pizzas but it seems to me they work way harder than waitresses.




There's also a delivery charge already tacked on to my order. The pizza guy gets part of that. Anything else I give him/her is a privilege.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: withoutawire]
    #14093011 - 03/09/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Some people just have really bad days and have other shit going on. You can't always take this stuff personally. I doubt he saw your house and thought "oh this guy must be a fucking dick so i am going to be a dick back".





the thing is, when you're dealing with customers, it doesnt matter how shitty
your life is, suck it up and do the job, I dont give a fuck if your light
bill isnt paid, manage your money better and treat me with respect and I'll
add to your light bill fund otherwise I'll have you wasting half your night
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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14093020 - 03/09/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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StaleShrooms said:
Really theres rarely a reasonable time to not tip the delivery guy. You tip your waitress at a resteraunt right? I've never delivered pizzas but it seems to me they work way harder than waitresses.




There's also a delivery charge already tacked on to my order. The pizza guy gets part of that. Anything else I give him/her is a privilege.




Actually, that depends. I never got a cent of the "delivery charge" at any of the places I worked at. The 2 dollar charge went straight to them.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14093042 - 03/09/11 03:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

StaleShrooms said:
Really theres rarely a reasonable time to not tip the delivery guy. You tip your waitress at a resteraunt right? I've never delivered pizzas but it seems to me they work way harder than waitresses.




There's also a delivery charge already tacked on to my order. The pizza guy gets part of that. Anything else I give him/her is a privilege.




nope. that goes to the shop to pay his hourly wage. which, because he makes tips isn't shit. Most tipping jobs only pay an hourly of about 4 or 5 buck an hour and legally they can do that by saying your tips bring your hourly up to minimum wage (wether they do or not. at my job i get tips so they pay me $5 an hour. Rarely do I actually make minimum wage)

plus they use there own cars, which get torn apart from residential driving. Plus they have to do a lot of work at the shop, etc. And its a pretty dangerous job. Pizza drivers get jumped all the time. Especially where I am.

There's more reasons you should tip the pizza guy:

http://tipthepizzaguy.com/


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14093050 - 03/09/11 03:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

withoutawire said:
Some people just have really bad days and have other shit going on. You can't always take this stuff personally. I doubt he saw your house and thought "oh this guy must be a fucking dick so i am going to be a dick back".





the thing is, when you're dealing with customers, it doesnt matter how shitty
your life is, suck it up and do the job, I dont give a fuck if your light
bill isnt paid, manage your money better and treat me with respect and I'll
add to your light bill fund otherwise I'll have you wasting half your night
and your bill will never get paid




I agree with you one hundo but I am just saying I doubt this guy had any personal vandeta against OP. I would just assume he sucks at life and what he does and enjoy the pizza.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093051 - 03/09/11 03:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Plus delivery guys dont give you all that obnoxious "you're my friend, I'm being friendly, leave me a big tip" bullshit that waitresses spew through a shit eating grin.





Undeniably true

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Astral_JL]
    #14093061 - 03/09/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

In unrelated lolz I have a friend that just got a job with mountain mike's pizza so he can sell roxi and opana while he works because he was tired of people bitching and txting him for their opiate fix when he was working.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Astral_JL]
    #14093070 - 03/09/11 03:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Haha yeah. I hate that shit. IMO waitresses don't deserve the tips they get. They don't do very much really. They walk back and forth from the kitchen to tables. And they try to get customers to like them. They're like unattractive, tired, Geishas :lol: .

I work in a resteraunt as a busboy and I work way harder than the waitresses. But in a lot of cases I make more than them so its all good :lol:


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In unrelated lolz I have a friend that just got a job with mountain mike's pizza so he can sell roxi and opana while he works because he was tired of people bitching and txting him for their opiate fix when he was working.




Hahahahaha

So he's gunna show up at peoples houses and be like "Here's your pizza...wanna get high?" :awehigh:

or is it like "Hey man, I need a fix can you drop by?" "Sure but i'm at work so you gotta order a pizza"

or is he gunna be like "fuck delivering this pizza on time, this guys getting a cold one. I gotta drop this 80 off"? :lol:


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093126 - 03/09/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Pizza drivers get jumped all the time. Especially where I am.





I know a couple guys that did that, called to have one delivered to an empty
house next door, they jumped him and be beat the fuck out of them, the
retelling went like this

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14093136 - 03/09/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Nah what he does is tell them I will be here at this time for seven minutes if you want your shit come here. If you can't be there in time too fucking bad and wait for next delivery.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14093141 - 03/09/11 03:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Haha serves those little hoodlum bastards right. If I ever decided to deliver pizzas I'd carry mace and a big knife. Maybe even get a concealed weapon permit and wear my gun in plain view. But idk what the chances are on getting off on self defense if you shoot some punk trying to jump you.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093151 - 03/09/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

About 3 months ago we ordered Chinese takeout on a Friday night. Granted it is busy at every restaurant around here on Fridays, but after ordering the food, LITERALLY an hour and 45 minutes goes by and still no fucking food at my door. ( i suppose me and the wife didnt pay attention b/c we were getting high or something of that sort) Anyways, i call them back at this time and the bitch says that the food is on its way.Another 20 minutes later (therefore making this fiasco take roughly 2 hours) the delivery woman shows up at my door. I open it and im already pretty pissed off, and i insist that she give us some sort of discount being as we consistently order food from them and have never had this problem.

Chinese bitch agrees but since we paid with a card, she says that she only has a couple dollars on her. I got fairly shitty with her, took the 2 dollars and she said that she would come BACK to my house later with some more cash to complete the discount. Whore never came back. We haven't ordered food from them since.

Even before this shit happened i always got mad when id call due to them not understanding anyfuckingthing you say and they are always assholes about taking the orders.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093161 - 03/09/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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IMO waitresses don't deserve the tips they get. They don't do very much really. They walk back and forth from the kitchen to tables.




you must have no clue how hard they work, I've waited tables and tended
bar and I actually worked at both those jobs than I did in construction
or most other jobs. modern POS systems have made the job a little easier but
they also have to deal with asshole customers that think all they have to do
is run back and forth to the kitchen and kiss up and pretend to be their
friend to get a big tip that they dont deserve


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: xshadowmage666x]
    #14093171 - 03/09/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

In San Francisco the service is notoriously shitty for cell phones so people will call you 10 times and get no call. You have to watch for the delivery person. It's the most fucking retarded thing ever. I mean come on, we are in san francisco, a HUGE bay with slightly rolling hills.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14093183 - 03/09/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Haha serves those little hoodlum bastards right.





it was the 80s, coke was popular and they had a serious habit, it was about
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    #14093190 - 03/09/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14093197 - 03/09/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I was real stoned and just felt really uncomfortable. I wasn't going to leave him with nothing, even though I sort of regretted not saying anything. Then again I honestly thought a lot of it was just in my head at the time, until right after when I thought about it some more.

Would you guys have not tipped? As dick as he was, I tried to imagine if he was having a horrible day or something. I did call the place and told them I didn't want him delivering to my house again, and that I wasn't trying to get anyone in trouble. I just don't want that guy handling my food and getting revenge :shrug:



That's bullshit, i wouldn't have tipped.
I would have grabbed the pizzas off his hands and probably told him "Give me my fucking pizzas that I'M PAYING FOR, you prick."


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: thoughts]
    #14093243 - 03/09/11 03:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I used to work at a cool pizza restaurant as cashier and on the phones. I was actually good at my job though. I'd rarely fuck up an order, it was more the other way around; people trying to fuck with me.

I took an order once, the guy orders three 14" pizzas.
Then i'm the one who rings him up when he comes to get them and he tries to tell me "Hey! one of these is supposed to be a 16"":crankey:
I told him "Uh, no. I'm actually the one that took your order and you clearly told me you wanted them all 14", i even repeated your order to you."
He just said "Oh...really? Alright."
He signed the reciept and gave me a $5 tip.:cool:

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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: thoughts]
    #14093253 - 03/09/11 03:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I never send back a wrong order, and especially not a mixed up order.  One time we ordered a pizza, cheese fries, and 2 cheesesteaks.  We got a pizza with mushrooms, gravy fries, chicken fingers, and a small stromboli.  By the time they come I'm fucking HUNGRY and I'll eat whatever the hell they bring.


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    #14093509 - 03/09/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'd probably do the same, unless i'm missing an entire pizza or something. Thankfully that's never happened to me.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Newbie]
    #14097447 - 03/10/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I never send back a wrong order, and especially not a mixed up order.  One time we ordered a pizza, cheese fries, and 2 cheesesteaks.  We got a pizza with mushrooms, gravy fries, chicken fingers, and a small stromboli.  By the time they come I'm fucking HUNGRY and I'll eat whatever the hell they bring.




As a rule if your order gets fucked up the delivery people bring out new food and don't request the old food back.

Think about it:  how in the fuck are they going to deliver food to some random people, then leave it with them for 10-20 minutes, then pick it back up and resell it somehow?  Gross.

I have never in my life had the delivery person ask for my "original" order back when re-delivering me my correct order.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14097475 - 03/10/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I always pick up my pizzas.  They charge like 5$ for delivery, and then you still have to tip the guy.  Save 10$ for a 5 minute drive.

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As a rule if your order gets fucked up the delivery people bring out new food and don't request the old food back.

Think about it:  how in the fuck are they going to deliver food to some random people, then leave it with them for 10-20 minutes, then pick it back up and resell it somehow?  Gross.

I have never in my life had the delivery person ask for my "original" order back when re-delivering me my correct order.




They don't resell them, they throw them away.  Which is an even better reason not to give it back unless asked (which they usually specifically tell you not to bring it back).  I mean hell, if it's really terrible I can feed it do my dog, but throwing away that much food just feels wrong to me.  And by giving it back to them, you're throwing it away.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: BothHands]
    #14097514 - 03/10/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My room mate ordered a pizza once, and he wasn't going to tip the guy, because he was pretty broke.  I felt bad, and I tipped him with a bud of weed, haha.


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    #14097523 - 03/10/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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My room mate ordered a pizza once, and he wasn't going to tip the guy, because he was pretty broke.  I felt bad, and I tipped him with a bud of weed, haha.




Haaa. I frequently smoke out pizza guys as their tip if they look cool. :stoned:


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    #14097533 - 03/10/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

*sigh*  I don't understand why people feel like they must take others shit.  First off, the guy doesn't sound that bad at all.  I would have not second guessed his actions let alone deem them worthy to post about on the internet.  Second of all, if I was in you're position (not that I would normally get angry but lets say I was) I would have grabbed that pizza and ripped it out of his hands and put it on my table.  Then I would have grabbed the receipt and said, "No, asshole.  I will sign this on my table." Sign it and give it back to him and stare at him until he left my doorstep.  You don't need to take shit, so why do it? 

If I deem any situation worthy enough for me to get worked up I will not take any form of shit from any form of being.

EDIT:

I just re-read the thread and alot of people are talking about tips.  I dk if this is my bad, but I don't really tip well.  I don't see the purpose especially if its a pizza delivery guy.  He just had to drive probably less than five minutes and I dont care if its raining or snowing or what, if I have to drive in that weather I don't get a tip for it. 

Also, it IS just a pizza guy and IMO they get minimal tip.  For example, if I order a pizza and its 18 dollars and I pay with a 20, he gets 2.  If its 15 dollars and I pay with a 20 he gets 5.  I don't really care about these people they don't really care about me so... fuck em.  Their jobs easy as hell anyway.  Drive around, listening to what ever music you want, smoke your cigs, hell even be stoned all the time and get paid for it? SOOOOOO HARD AND DIFFICULT.  I would do that if tips were guaranteed to not be given to me.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14097556 - 03/10/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

true story... a had a few friends who worked for a local delivery place so one night i ordered a pizza and got a great deal. the guy who delivered it was new, but had a fucking attitude and made a comment about how i shouldnt be buying a pizza if i could only afford a 4 dollar tip.

i looked at him and said, "yea, okay." and smiled.

i called up my friend who worked there and got some info on him. found out he was dating a chick who knew some mutual friends.

long story short. i fucked his bitch and made sure he knew it was me. he ended up getting fired too... for treating a customer like shit. :datass:


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    #14097592 - 03/10/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I worked at a pizza place for a summer and that shit was one of my favorite jobs but it def has its retarded customers that pissed me off.

I would go to comcast in Philadelphia and drop off the order of shrimp and rice, get a tip, be on my way. 10 minutes after getting back to the pizza place he would call and say we messed up the order and that he had ordered chicken and not shrimp.  I would have to go back and drop off the new order, I would open it in front of him to show his coworkers what a scumbag he was because I'd open it and ALL the shrimp was eaten :lol:

He probably didn't give a fuck he was using our store because they were stupid enough to keep giving him free food when he'd lie.  It just sucked because I get back and waste gas for nothing.




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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: PreparationH]
    #14097605 - 03/10/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

my next door neighbor is a prostitute and orders food all the time. i always wonder if she offers a free service for the food.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: dwtk]
    #14097685 - 03/10/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Not really related but a delivery story none the less.

I live in a buzzer entry flat and every Friday at the same time
the buzzer will go and I answer to hear "chicken cully flied lice"
in a Chinese accent, (one of my friends).

So the buzzer goes one Friday,same time "chicken cully flied lice"
right man in you come, and unlock the door to find a guy
holding out a bag saying "chicken cully flied lice"
I`m like,naw man it`s not mine,he`s like,but you said to come in,
I said yes,I know but I picked you up wrong,take my word for it
you got the wrong address.

Any time I relate the story people think I`m making it up
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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Dunno]
    #14097686 - 03/10/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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my next door neighbor is a prostitute and orders food all the time. i always wonder if she offers a free service for the food.




Stereotypes suck.  I got this image of her being this totally awful looking person when in reality she could be absolutely anyone.

Prostitution and fast food are kinda detracting though.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Humility]
    #14097938 - 03/10/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

One summer when I was 13-14, I ordered Pizza Hut with a 2 Ltr of Dr. Pepper. The total was like 12.35 or something, so I give the guy $20.35 and tell him to keep $3.00 and give me the rest of my change (which should have been $5.00). The guy not only gives me my $5 in singles, but my $20 bill as well, plus a pizza and two liter.:laugh2: I wonder how long it took him until he realised his mistake. :wow: That's one hell of a good deal when your entire income stems from mowing lawns for $10 a pop in the Texas heat.


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Re: asshole pizza delivery guy [Re: Toltecatl]
    #14097950 - 03/10/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

what part of texas?

good story too.


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    #14097981 - 03/10/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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    #14097988 - 03/10/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ah


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    #14098104 - 03/10/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Living in the 7th angriest city in the US (according to Mens Health magazine) can be quite a drag, but at least jobs are abundant and housing is cheap.


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