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Invisibleowls
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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: soicyboy121]
    #15522978 - 12/15/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i've actually been eating all my semen lately for the health benefits

sometimes i'll just mix it into the food i'm having that day. doesn't taste all that bad really and it's like a souped up all natural multivitamin :shrug:


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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: owls]
    #15523152 - 12/15/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I personally don't care enough about getting all my vitamins that I'm gonna eat my own sperm. :justdontknow:


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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: Joolz]
    #15523218 - 12/15/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

yeah i think if it were that serious id just pay the three bucks and buy some vitamins. consuming your own sperm is a little extreme and kinda weird. i couldnt see any authentic straight guys consuming their own sperm.


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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: owls]
    #15525417 - 12/16/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

food energy in the typical ejaculation is 0.7 kcal ...not worth your time


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Invisibleowls
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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15525470 - 12/16/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

well i'm both straight and authentic, don't know about your logic


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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: owls]
    #15526268 - 12/16/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I tried it the first time I beat it :shrug:


taste isnt bad. its the texture that is reallll gross.


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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: owls]
    #15527207 - 12/16/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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owls said:
i've actually been eating all my semen lately for the health benefits

sometimes i'll just mix it into the food i'm having that day. doesn't taste all that bad really and it's like a souped up all natural multivitamin :shrug:



:lolwut:


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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: owls]
    #15527298 - 12/16/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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owls said:
i've actually been eating all my semen lately for the health benefits

sometimes i'll just mix it into the food i'm having that day. doesn't taste all that bad really and it's like a souped up all natural multivitamin :shrug:





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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15538528 - 12/19/11 07:13 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I was gonna say "$20 says OP is lavod" but then it occurred to me lavod has bragged about this many times and would never post it under anon.


i think lavod ate his own load more than however many dudes he has managed to fuck :P  didn't he use it to mix up gear to whack into his veins?


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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: indica]
    #15541503 - 12/19/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I always wondered if some women would use their own milk to make baked goods, but semen?


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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: Mr. Bojangles]
    #15541553 - 12/19/11 06:54 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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Mr. Bojangles said:
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owls said:
i've actually been eating all my semen lately for the health benefits

sometimes i'll just mix it into the food i'm having that day. doesn't taste all that bad really and it's like a souped up all natural multivitamin :shrug:



:lolwut:



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Re: eating your own sperm [Re: indica]
    #15541620 - 12/19/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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indica said:
I was gonna say "$20 says OP is lavod" but then it occurred to me lavod has bragged about this many times and would never post it under anon.


i think lavod ate his own load more than however many dudes he has managed to fuck :P  didn't he use it to mix up gear to whack into his veins?




Heh.  Yeah if there's cum around it'll ideally end up in my mouth, be it sourced from me or another.  Love the stuff.  But to clear up any potential misconceptions:
1. I do'nt fuck guys, they fuck me.
2. I never IVed semen, or anything for that matter.  The misconception likely comes from the semen tek which involves a spoon being used to orally consume a psychoactive powder mixed atop a load of cum.
3.  I apologize if any topics i engage in come across as bragging.  That is not my intention.

But yeah, cum is delicious to me.  :thumbup: to owls for exploring this wonderful substance.  I prefer it on the sweet side personally..... and of asian manufacture :wink: .


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