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clown133
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the "would you rather" thread
#14088913 - 03/08/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i've seen a few threads on here with "would you rather" questions, but i figured i'd make an official one because i'm bored. so, rules: answer previous "would you rather" question and include any explaination you deem necessary, then add your own question. questions can be funny, serious, or downright disgusting. and we begin...
would you rather... burn a pound of penis envy or toss a vial of lucy?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: clown133]
#14089037 - 03/08/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Probably burn the mushies. They will always grow back 
Would you rather eat a pound of human feces or get raped by a giant metal robot dick?
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rosey o 'donnel or cristiane cyborg?
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Feces.
would you rather tounge kiss your grandmother or get gangbanged rough by 5 black dudes?
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If it's just a peck on the cheeks or lips or something, fine, I'd kiss my grandmother.
Would you rather go your whole life with your penis chopped off, or have both of your arms and legs amputated?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Ballerium]
#14089137 - 03/08/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'd loose the cock 
would you rather drink somebody else's urine or blood?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Salomon]
#14089204 - 03/08/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If it were a woman Id drink her piss for sure..
Would you rather dance naked in front of your mom, or watch your dad play air guitar naked for 10 minutes
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OK I quit this game you guys are too fucking sinister.
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Salomon]
#14089218 - 03/08/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BLOOD!
Would you rather tongue-fuck the yeasted over, maggoty vagina of a 600 pound lady's rotting corpse or suck your own fathers dick?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Ballerium]
#14089257 - 03/08/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh yeah....I went there...
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Ballerium]
#14089261 - 03/08/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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corpse.
would you rather eat 10 dead babies or fuck one dead one.
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hakim0777]
#14089275 - 03/08/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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can i do both at once?
would you rather eat a large bowl of human teeth or chimp teeth?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hakim0777]
#14089283 - 03/08/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Eat 10 dead babies. I'm not sure why, but it seems like the better choice.
I'm gonna lighten the mood to bring some players back.
Would you rather die from an opiate overdose or a benzo overdose?
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masterfluffypants
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Synesthetic]
#14089301 - 03/08/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Chimp teeth. Then i will gain the "Chimp Bite" perk and gain 10 points 
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Synesthetic said: Eat 10 dead babies. I'm not sure why, but it seems like the better choice.
I'm gonna lighten the mood to bring some players back.
Would you rather die from an opiate overdose or a benzo overdose?
Never done any powerful opiate so probably benzo because they just knock me out...
Would you rather die a painful death or live a painful life?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Synesthetic]
#14089320 - 03/08/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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a painful death
would you rather die by fire or ice?
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Hakim0777
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Ice would you rather watch your conception on video or go to jail for 6 months?
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masterfluffypants
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Ice. Your nerves would be shot and you would eventually just 'fall asleep'
Would you rather kill a loved one or be killed by a loved one?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Conception; it's human nature.
Would you rather watch your significant other die by another's hands or your own?
Method is slow and painful regardless; can't pick yourself and put them out of their misery quicker :p
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hajnal]
#14089340 - 03/08/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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LOL! We have almost the same exact scenario
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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I know I thought that as I posted.. I had already backed it up 3 answers trying to keep up with the posts coming in between typing it up xD
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hajnal]
#14089350 - 03/08/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'de rather watch at the hand of another. No guilt.
would you rather sit on a pie and eat a dick, or sit on a dick and eat a pie?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Rebirtha]
#14089363 - 03/08/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sit on a dick and eat a pie.
Would you rather smoke weed that had been rolled around in feces, or weed that had glass shards in it?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hajnal]
#14089364 - 03/08/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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the love of your life is attacked once every 2 years and has her legs broken for 5 months. Like clock work this will always happen but shell always get better. Someone offers you a pill that would make the attacks go away but for 7 years every piece of music you hear, even television commercials will sound like your least favorite artist, no matter what. would you take the pill?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hakim0777]
#14089377 - 03/08/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said: the love of your life is attacked once every 2 years and has her legs broken for 5 months. Like clock work this will always happen but shell always get better. Someone offers you a pill that would make the attacks go away but for 7 years every piece of music you hear, even television commercials will sound like your least favorite artist, no matter what. would you take the pill?
SEX DRUGS AND COCOA PUFFS
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: the "would you rather" thread *DELETED* [Re: Hajnal]
#14089380 - 03/08/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: clown133]
#14089382 - 03/08/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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burn the mushies Lucy's my homegirl
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StaleShrooms
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14089398 - 03/08/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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8 fingers
would you rather be transported 15 years into the past or 15 years into the future?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Ballerium]
#14089409 - 03/08/11 09:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ballerium said: Sit on a dick and eat a pie.
Would you rather smoke weed that had been rolled around in feces, or weed that had glass shards in it?
i've smoked weed with glass in it 
i used a bong though, so it's ok
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: poke smot!]
#14089411 - 03/08/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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poke smot! said: Damn it, you answered while I was typing. x2 glass weed! So these are trick questions then...
Would you rather lose 8 fingers, or both legs?
Legs.....Im a guitarist. Id die without my fingers 
15 years in the past so i can re do it better 
Would you rather be stuck in an acid trip or a mushroom trip?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Salomon]
#14089424 - 03/08/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Ballerium said: Sit on a dick and eat a pie.
Would you rather smoke weed that had been rolled around in feces, or weed that had glass shards in it?
i've smoked weed with glass in it 
i used a bong though, so it's ok
Not to get off topic, but how exactly do the shards get in your lungs? Not with a bong, then with what? Are they so small that they would filter even through a pipe screen?
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Ballerium]
#14089437 - 03/08/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh gahwd i'd say acid trip
would you rather live tasting sounds or smelling what you see?
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masterfluffypants
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TASTING SOUNDS SOUNDS SYNESTHETICALLY EPIC
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Quote:
masterfluffypants said:
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Hakim0777 said: the love of your life is attacked once every 2 years and has her legs broken for 5 months. Like clock work this will always happen but shell always get better. Someone offers you a pill that would make the attacks go away but for 7 years every piece of music you hear, even television commercials will sound like your least favorite artist, no matter what. would you take the pill?
SEX DRUGS AND COCOA PUFFS 
HELL YES! im glad someone caught the reference. I fucking love chuck klosterman. The man is an absolute genius.
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hakim0777]
#14089460 - 03/08/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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5 SHROOMS FOR THAT! 
His books are amazing. And because of him i dont like coldplay
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Ballerium]
#14089475 - 03/08/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ballerium said:
Quote:
Salomon said:
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Ballerium said: Sit on a dick and eat a pie.
Would you rather smoke weed that had been rolled around in feces, or weed that had glass shards in it?
i've smoked weed with glass in it 
i used a bong though, so it's ok
Not to get off topic, but how exactly do the shards get in your lungs? Not with a bong, then with what? Are they so small that they would filter even through a pipe screen? 
depends on the size of the shards 
but i didn't want to chance anything ya dig
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Salomon]
#14089482 - 03/08/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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How about bud laced with plastic?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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I hate this game. I will not be participating.
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Frost]
#14089507 - 03/08/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Salomon]
#14089655 - 03/08/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Ballerium said:
Quote:
Salomon said:
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Ballerium said: Sit on a dick and eat a pie.
Would you rather smoke weed that had been rolled around in feces, or weed that had glass shards in it?
i've smoked weed with glass in it 
i used a bong though, so it's ok
Not to get off topic, but how exactly do the shards get in your lungs? Not with a bong, then with what? Are they so small that they would filter even through a pipe screen? 
depends on the size of the shards 
but i didn't want to chance anything ya dig
I dig Bongs FTW every day!
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Quote:
masterfluffypants said:
Quote:
poke smot! said: Damn it, you answered while I was typing. x2 glass weed! So these are trick questions then...
Would you rather lose 8 fingers, or both legs?
Legs.....Im a guitarist. Id die without my fingers 
15 years in the past so i can re do it better 
Would you rather be stuck in an acid trip or a mushroom trip?
mushroom trip, offers more unpredictability and timeless-ness, least in my opinion
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad ~ Jack Handey
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