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clown133
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the "would you rather" thread
#14088913 - 03/08/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i've seen a few threads on here with "would you rather" questions, but i figured i'd make an official one because i'm bored. so, rules: answer previous "would you rather" question and include any explaination you deem necessary, then add your own question. questions can be funny, serious, or downright disgusting. and we begin...
would you rather... burn a pound of penis envy or toss a vial of lucy?
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masterfluffypants
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: clown133]
#14089037 - 03/08/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Probably burn the mushies. They will always grow back 
Would you rather eat a pound of human feces or get raped by a giant metal robot dick?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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joshstins420
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rosey o 'donnel or cristiane cyborg?
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Hakim0777
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Feces.
would you rather tounge kiss your grandmother or get gangbanged rough by 5 black dudes?
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If it's just a peck on the cheeks or lips or something, fine, I'd kiss my grandmother.
Would you rather go your whole life with your penis chopped off, or have both of your arms and legs amputated?
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Salomon
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Ballerium]
#14089137 - 03/08/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'd loose the cock 
would you rather drink somebody else's urine or blood?
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Salomon]
#14089204 - 03/08/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If it were a woman Id drink her piss for sure..
Would you rather dance naked in front of your mom, or watch your dad play air guitar naked for 10 minutes
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abltsandwich
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OK I quit this game you guys are too fucking sinister.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Salomon]
#14089218 - 03/08/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BLOOD!
Would you rather tongue-fuck the yeasted over, maggoty vagina of a 600 pound lady's rotting corpse or suck your own fathers dick?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Ballerium
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-------------------- Beats and waves will take me to my grave and when I go there I know that I won't be alone 'cause I've been spotted, blotted, many many times before.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Ballerium]
#14089257 - 03/08/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh yeah....I went there...
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Hakim0777
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Ballerium]
#14089261 - 03/08/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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corpse.
would you rather eat 10 dead babies or fuck one dead one.
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Salomon
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hakim0777]
#14089275 - 03/08/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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can i do both at once?
would you rather eat a large bowl of human teeth or chimp teeth?
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Synesthetic
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hakim0777]
#14089283 - 03/08/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Eat 10 dead babies. I'm not sure why, but it seems like the better choice.
I'm gonna lighten the mood to bring some players back.
Would you rather die from an opiate overdose or a benzo overdose?
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masterfluffypants
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Synesthetic]
#14089301 - 03/08/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Chimp teeth. Then i will gain the "Chimp Bite" perk and gain 10 points 
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Synesthetic said: Eat 10 dead babies. I'm not sure why, but it seems like the better choice.
I'm gonna lighten the mood to bring some players back.
Would you rather die from an opiate overdose or a benzo overdose?
Never done any powerful opiate so probably benzo because they just knock me out...
Would you rather die a painful death or live a painful life?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Synesthetic]
#14089320 - 03/08/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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a painful death
would you rather die by fire or ice?
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Hakim0777
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Ice would you rather watch your conception on video or go to jail for 6 months?
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Ice. Your nerves would be shot and you would eventually just 'fall asleep'
Would you rather kill a loved one or be killed by a loved one?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Hajnal
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Conception; it's human nature.
Would you rather watch your significant other die by another's hands or your own?
Method is slow and painful regardless; can't pick yourself and put them out of their misery quicker :p
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masterfluffypants
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Re: the "would you rather" thread [Re: Hajnal]
#14089340 - 03/08/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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LOL! We have almost the same exact scenario
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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