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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14086531 - 03/08/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Sometimes you just have to pull your dick out and see what happens.




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I love sex and i love all the sexy games i get to play. Exploring female form for hours. It feels so natural.

The friend zone is a lie. I was friends with my girl for a few years before i started dating/living with her.

I have been with her for almost 3 years now. We have lived together for 2 years.

I love being inside a woman.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14086759 - 03/08/11 01:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
sex with randoms is extremely overrated




fixed :shrug:

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: morrowasted]
    #14086764 - 03/08/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
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pfxtc said:
sex with randoms is extremely overrated




fixed :shrug:



If you're too far gone to ever be considered "relationship material" it beats masturbation.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Olympus Mons]
    #14086767 - 03/08/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Olympus Mons said:
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MisterMuscaria said:
I cant get a decent job because I have it in my head that Im unemployable.

Maybe you have it in your head that you're unfuckable.



you sure it doesnt have anything to do with the looming economic collapse?



:lol:

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14086773 - 03/08/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
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morrowasted said:
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pfxtc said:
sex with randoms is extremely overrated




fixed :shrug:



If you're too far gone to ever be considered "relationship material" it beats masturbation.



Does it?

I've never been with a woman who could give me as a good of an orgasm as I can give myself.

I like having sex with the same girl regularly. Maybe cuz I have never been with a girl older than 19, so they are all pretty inexperienced. gotta teach em whats up before it gets to be any good :shrug: maybe I just choose prudish girls

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: morrowasted]
    #14086823 - 03/08/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Id like having sex with the same girl regularly but girls dont wanna see me regularly. As soon as they really get to know me they run far far away.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14086829 - 03/08/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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What happened the other 30% of the time?




Embarassed laughs and pushing me away.  Got slapped once.

Eventually capitalized on most of that 30% anyhow.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: circularvortex]
    #14086996 - 03/08/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

1: Sex is overrated....Absolutely. A good joint can beat it. Depends of the mood your in...of course when horny, nothing seems better but you know what I mean

2: There are no such thing as a league. Everyone is in the same league. Be yourself without 'adapting yourself' to any situation. That way you remain you with ugly or good looking chicks

3: Female doesn't hunt by beauty. They hunt personality. I read somewhere that women have become hotter and hotter in the last 5000 years cause guys hunt down the hot one making hot babies. Mankind has not change in hotness.

4: Just fuckin do it. Talk, fail 100 times if you have too. get experience, work YOUR magic whatever it is. Dont try to copy some player or whatever. BE YOU ALWAYS

5: Why the hell am I telling you this. I'm single LOOOLZ


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Patlal]
    #14087256 - 03/08/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Patlal said:
1: Sex is overrated....Absolutely. A good joint can beat it. Depends of the mood your in...of course when horny, nothing seems better but you know what I mean

2: There are no such thing as a league. Everyone is in the same league. Be yourself without 'adapting yourself' to any situation. That way you remain you with ugly or good looking chicks

3: Female doesn't hunt by beauty. They hunt personality. I read somewhere that women have become hotter and hotter in the last 5000 years cause guys hunt down the hot one making hot babies. Mankind has not change in hotness.

4: Just fuckin do it. Talk, fail 100 times if you have too. get experience, work YOUR magic whatever it is. Dont try to copy some player or whatever. BE YOU ALWAYS

5: Why the hell am I telling you this. I'm single LOOOLZ




:lol: nice post. It's true though, women aren't after looks. That's a very specifically guy thing. Our mating habits follow the same pattern as our ancient hunting rituals: we stake out the juiciest prey around, stalk it to learn its routines, and when the time is right we pounce. Women operate according to very different rituals, which to be perfectly frank I don't completely understand. I think women have had less consistent social roles throughout humanity's evolutionary history than men have. They do seem to be more inclined towards nesting habits though, and appearance doesn't figure into a man's capacity to facilitate nesting (except in extreme cases, such as deformities which cause permanent disability etc.).

I think this might be why (IMO) men are uglier than women in general, though that could just be my personal preferences speaking. :crazy:

The only point I specifically disagree with is #1. :strokebeard:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Patlal]
    #14087258 - 03/08/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Patlal said:
1: Sex is overrated....Absolutely. A good joint can beat it. Depends of the mood your in...of course when horny, nothing seems better but you know what I mean

2: There are no such thing as a league. Everyone is in the same league. Be yourself without 'adapting yourself' to any situation. That way you remain you with ugly or good looking chicks

3: Female doesn't hunt by beauty. They hunt personality. I read somewhere that women have become hotter and hotter in the last 5000 years cause guys hunt down the hot one making hot babies. Mankind has not change in hotness.

4: Just fuckin do it. Talk, fail 100 times if you have too. get experience, work YOUR magic whatever it is. Dont try to copy some player or whatever. BE YOU ALWAYS

5: Why the hell am I telling you this. I'm single LOOOLZ



lol 5 made me laugh, i can totally relate.
ive learned to not care and go with the flow so well that when i tell girls im a virgin, they dont fucking believe me! its kinda hilarious to me. i mean ive gotten head from many different girls but as far as sex goes my dick usually gives up on me :frown: lol. ive come to the point where it truly is overrated, anyone can have anyone with set effort put forth (and i fucking hate putting forth effort if the girl isnt somewhat intellectually stimulating) and im tired of hiding it from people. The hilarious part is i have guys come to me more recently about women shit, and people that think i get laid often cause ill hang out with hot girls and maybe even have sleepovers, its like i have a godly rep without even trying and not even doing the deed or talking about it.

i mean im pretty fucking happy regardless, i just want someone to show me the ropes or better yet a girlfriend. i guess ill just have to whip it out and hope the little bugga wakes up and that she abides. condoms are a real drag  :crankey: .


but to be realistic, in a recent meditation i learned the friend zone truly is just a projection in a male mind. that B(oundaries) and E(xpectations) are what will ALWAYS hold you back.
Dont BE
just DO:strokebeard2:


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Edited by Muufokfok (03/08/11 03:18 PM)

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14087451 - 03/08/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I think it is pretty obvious how RP can get laid. Become tall and attractive and extremely confident. Simple. As for progress to sex I prefer that subtle exploratory hands.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: HuHEN]
    #14087644 - 03/08/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Women DO care about looks, but just not as much as they do power, money, or personality.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14087680 - 03/08/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

all women aren't the same. you shouldn't assume anything until after you've met a person


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Envix]
    #14087683 - 03/08/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Certainly not, but the unspecified larger proportion of women may be said to follow certain trends and patterns.

It's the same for men. Would you argue that it would be wrong to say "men love boobies" just because some men don't?

Generalizations are always risky business, so always take them with a grain of salt when they are unqualified...


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14087697 - 03/08/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you also have to take culture and background into consideration

women care a lot about looks just as men do. but also, just like men, tend to be intimidated by people who are more attractive than them.. and hence usually avoid contact w/ those people

the reason confident people get laid more isn't necessarily because it's an attractive quality. they just have less boundaries as to who they interact with


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Envix]
    #14087747 - 03/08/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Envix said:
you also have to take culture and background into consideration

women care a lot about looks just as men do. but also, just like men, tend to be intimidated by people who are more attractive than them.. and hence usually avoid contact w/ those people

the reason confident people get laid more isn't necessarily because it's an attractive quality. they just have less boundaries as to who they interact with




There have been many studies done which demonstrate that the visual aspect of arousal is far less-active in women. They are more aroused by touch than they are by the sight of a great body. The reverse is true of men.

I know it can be electric when a woman scratches my scalp or caresses my chest, but this usually comes after I'm done getting excited over her breasts etc.

IME to get a woman lubricated and ready for sex requires a gentle but firm hand in the right places; whereas to get me hard requires a good eyeful.

Again, generalizations are dangerous, but certain trends are identifiable.

Edited by Tchan909 (03/08/11 04:58 PM)

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14087799 - 03/08/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

well attraction to strangers is one thing.. but i think the more time you spend with a person the more they become attracted to you

when you meet someone for the first time you create a bond with them, and their essence becomes a part of you in a way

so getting to know someone new allows you to know more of who you are


social behavior varies quite a bit all the time. people change constantly and their behavior is usually heavily influenced by situation/circumstances/culture/etc..

and physical appearance is subjective

but being in the company with someone you know makes their presence much more palatable than that of any given stranger. regardless of appearance or personality

Edited by Envix (03/08/11 05:07 PM)

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Envix]
    #14087833 - 03/08/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I agree... I can think of several people whom I did not find attractive at first but found them more and more palatable as I grew to know them better. My ex is one such example.

Again though, there is a "but." We talk about "ass men," "breast men," "leg men," etc. Have you ever heard of an "ass woman," a "pec woman" or a "leg woman"? These types of physical fixation are simply much less common in women. It's more productive to discuss where and how they like to be touched.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14087921 - 03/08/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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sirbojangles said:
yay

at least i don't know what im missing




Pix or it didn't happen =)

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Alienscience]
    #14087981 - 03/08/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hmmm.. well the attraction of a man to body parts isn't really an attraction to a PERSON

you see


because well, it's like... a person's body part's isn't who a person IS...

so the attraction to tits/ass/legz/etc.. is kind of an attraction to a general idea.. an idea that exists in the minds of every human, and on the bodies of every human

so to be attracted to a person POSSESSING the qualities of a favorable body part ... that isn't really an attraction to THEM as a person, as much as it is the reaction these objects has on the brain, surfacing up idealz n fantasies they hold latent in their subconscious and deem as "attractive".. and then label it as to them having the inherent quality of being a part of the person they're seeing.. even though theyre not exactly...

the body parts on a person are viewed by others and then evaluated based on what they've seen before..

and since every human looks the same from a non-culturally-ingrained-bias standpoint.. you begin to see that the only thang separating people on a physical level is culture-based subjective viewpoint. which is relatively illusory

man that was hard to think out in words.. does that make any sense to anyone?


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