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InvisibleCandyGirl

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: Ambrella]
    #14086299 - 03/08/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm jealous. I wish I got some morning sex.

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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: Morning Sex [Re: CandyGirl]
    #14086302 - 03/08/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

CandyGirl said:
I'm jealous. I wish I got some morning sex.



Well, come on over!


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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InvisibleCandyGirl

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14086346 - 03/08/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

But, it's not morning anymore :sad:

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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: Morning Sex [Re: CandyGirl]
    #14086361 - 03/08/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It still is here if you hurry.


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: Morning Sex [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14086380 - 03/08/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

it's always morning somewhere

:blewmeanie:


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Re: Morning Sex [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14086381 - 03/08/11 12:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
my BF says "im the most moist" in the mornings! i say how do you know, i dont put out :crazy2:





ouch! pretty graphic indeed. but still.... ouch!

but really, thanks for that instead of a long detailed story of how he shoves the dick in you while you are sopping wet


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Re: Morning Sex [Re: imachavel]
    #14086431 - 03/08/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

For the dude who doesn't like the word moist:



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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: Ambrella]
    #14086436 - 03/08/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Ambrella said:
I know I'm all wet in the mornings, I just figured it was the female equivalent of morning wood. This proves that morning sex is sanctined by the creator right??

Also, you sleep with him but don't put out??? THat is lame!




oh, YOU are a female? niiice, but then it looks like you are taken, judging from the thread...

oh well:shrug:


so that's true, men wake up with hard ons, and females wake up wet? well, for a guy waking up hard can be a real pain in the ass. don't know if it's a big deal for chicks to wake up wet


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: Frost]
    #14086464 - 03/08/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Frost said:
For the dude who doesn't like the word moist:





It's usually women who dont like the word "moist". I for one think it's awesome.

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InvisibleAmbrella
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Re: Morning Sex [Re: imachavel]
    #14086468 - 03/08/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
Quote:

Ambrella said:
I know I'm all wet in the mornings, I just figured it was the female equivalent of morning wood. This proves that morning sex is sanctined by the creator right??

Also, you sleep with him but don't put out??? THat is lame!




oh, YOU are a female? niiice, but then it looks like you are taken, judging from the thread...

oh well:shrug:


so that's true, men wake up with hard ons, and females wake up wet? well, for a guy waking up hard can be a real pain in the ass. don't know if it's a big deal for chicks to wake up wet




I am my own person, and don't belong to anyone. My body is mine to share it with who I choose. But, yeah I gotta bf. From time time I end up making out with a random person at a bar or something, and I tell him about it, he shrugs is indifference, and his willingness to give me freedom turns me on so much I have to bang him as soon as possible. But in general, I am pretty monogamous.

Wet pussy doesn't really interfere with much of anything, and isn't obvious like an erection. I swear, if I was a guy, I'd be in trouble if I got horny as often as I do now.

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14086471 - 03/08/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

CandyGirl said:
I'm jealous. I wish I got some morning sex.



Well, come on over!





i second that. if you are disappointed, then there is always a way to fix that


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: imachavel]
    #14086477 - 03/08/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

CandyGirl said:
I'm jealous. I wish I got some morning sex.



Well, come on over!





i second that. if you are disappointed, then there is always a way to fix that



Hey now! I got dibs!


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Re: Morning Sex [Re: imachavel]
    #14086479 - 03/08/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

CandyGirl said:
I'm jealous. I wish I got some morning sex.



Well, come on over!





i second that. if you are disappointed, then there is always a way to fix that



Im also disappointed about not getting morning sex and share the same sentiment.

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: Ambrella]
    #14086488 - 03/08/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Ambrella said:
Quote:

imachavel said:
Quote:

Ambrella said:
I know I'm all wet in the mornings, I just figured it was the female equivalent of morning wood. This proves that morning sex is sanctined by the creator right??

Also, you sleep with him but don't put out??? THat is lame!




oh, YOU are a female? niiice, but then it looks like you are taken, judging from the thread...

oh well:shrug:


so that's true, men wake up with hard ons, and females wake up wet? well, for a guy waking up hard can be a real pain in the ass. don't know if it's a big deal for chicks to wake up wet




I am my own person, and don't belong to anyone. My body is mine to share it with who I choose. But, yeah I gotta bf. From time time I end up making out with a random person at a bar or something, and I tell him about it, he shrugs is indifference, and his willingness to give me freedom turns me on so much I have to bang him as soon as possible. But in general, I am pretty monogamous.

Wet pussy doesn't really interfere with much of anything, and isn't obvious like an erection. I swear, if I was a guy, I'd be in trouble if I got horny as often as I do now.





wellllllllllllllllll.......................





























ok


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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Re: Morning Sex [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14086504 - 03/08/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
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imachavel said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

CandyGirl said:
I'm jealous. I wish I got some morning sex.



Well, come on over!





i second that. if you are disappointed, then there is always a way to fix that



Im also disappointed about not getting morning sex and share the same sentiment.





yes but you are MISTER muscaria, so really, there isn't much that I can help you with, or really even WANT to help you with for that matter:shrug:


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk

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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: Morning Sex [Re: Ambrella]
    #14086521 - 03/08/11 12:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Morning Sex :heart:


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