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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14078327 - 03/06/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Some of my most diehard friends are girls, one I've actually never seen for years but we still chat online almost every day. It's weird but for me it's usually the guy friends I part ways with.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc] * 1
    #14078329 - 03/06/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Fucking women, how do they work?


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: gzuf]
    #14078333 - 03/06/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

And I don't wanna talk to no scientist...


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14078390 - 03/06/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I prefer masturbation over sex.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Earth Child]
    #14078399 - 03/06/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sex is about a lot more than getting off IMO. Being physically intimate with a woman has no replacement, certainly not a hand.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14078417 - 03/06/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

last thing on my mind when i'm having sex is the climax

i just like making her get off

:shrug:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14078421 - 03/06/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I agree with you, but I havn't found a woman I can intimately connect with yet.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Earth Child]
    #14078544 - 03/06/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14078846 - 03/06/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I lost my virginity to a chick who was WAAAAAY hotter than me.

I guess what im tryin to say here is you shouldnt settle just to lose the v-card.





I've always dated out of my league, several pretty boy friends were just
astounded that hot chicks found me more attractive than them, of course it
could be because I dont bullshit around about what I want



Some really attractive females dont like that most men are too intimidated to even try and are really more about personality than looks.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14078878 - 03/06/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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yay

at least i don't know what im missing




i'll give you the same advice i give to all virgins: stop playing WoW


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: broken]
    #14079150 - 03/07/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

masturbation offers more freedom, liberation and individuality.

ive had better orgasms by myself than with girls.

yes i can rate my emotions/feelings like that


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14079170 - 03/07/11 12:41 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Basically if all you're trying to do is come, then you might as well get a hooker, ram your cock around her vag. But guess what? You can cock-ram your hand, too. It's the same shit. That really ain't the point of a girlfriend.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14086103 - 03/08/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

my problem is that i built up a reputation as a virgin cause i used to describe it as part of who i am

i know i could get it if i really tried and probably will at some point soon

its just like why i have trouble getting a job

i want it and it would solve some deep issues and its just a matter of getting over what you have constructed around the act and the persistence it requires



also, i realize why a lot of people say its not that great. however, i intend to make it great for the ladies who give me a chance. build up a NEW reputation.

i fight mediocrity at every turn

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14086230 - 03/08/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I cant get a decent job because I have it in my head that Im unemployable.

Maybe you have it in your head that you're unfuckable.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14086304 - 03/08/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I cant get a decent job because I have it in my head that Im unemployable.

Maybe you have it in your head that you're unfuckable.



you sure it doesnt have anything to do with the looming economic collapse?


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Olympus Mons]
    #14086368 - 03/08/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You know, sometimes its a pure psychological issue.

How is your self confidence these days?

That's the number one sign I feel that girls look for, self confidence. If you can talk the talk, and walk the walk, your good to go. Don't be pressured in trying to get laid, it will happen when your both ready.


Try to get your self pumped up for a night out. If you wanna hook up, set a goal and just do it! your the only one stopping you. I know its a bit intimidating talking with girls, but set up so points to talk about before hand so you dont feel like your put on the spot (works for me). And always include the group in the convo because we all know girls will not stray outside of the group unless everyone is comfortable with the guy.



or you can pull the 40 yr old virgin strat and asnwer questions with questions. plant the seed, then fuck the plant.  :doggystyle:


just do whats right for you overall...


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
    #14086425 - 03/08/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Why do these threads get so much attention?


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Enthrall]
    #14086442 - 03/08/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

because we're all guys and if youre not a virgin youre making fun of them.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Enthrall]
    #14086449 - 03/08/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Nobody ever takes this advice seriously, but I give it all the time because it works.

Sometimes you just have to pull your dick out and see what happens.

Sure, sometimes it blows up in your face.  If you're reading the signals right, however, pulling your dick out and laying it on her shoulder has worked for me at least 70% of the times that I've tried it.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: circularvortex]
    #14086473 - 03/08/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

What happened the other 30% of the time?

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