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Anonymous #5

Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: circastes]
    #14079643 - 03/07/11 04:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I want a sexy Brazilian Tranny with a 9in dick to fuck me in the ass. While I rail lines of cocaine off the titties of Colombian tranny. But we cant always get what we want now, can we?.. :sad:
Fmva(Fuck My Virgin Ass)

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Offlinepfxtc
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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14080622 - 03/07/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

#4..

want my number?


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: hesus321]
    #14082162 - 03/07/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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hesus321 said:
Nobody cares if you are a virgin or not, you are the only one making a label out of it




this.

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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Pancho The Dog]
    #14082528 - 03/07/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

the virgin/not virgin barrier is funny
when you're a virgin it's like all you think about
then you have sex and it's like "who cares!"
honestly it's just a rite of passage in a sense


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: pfxtc]
    #14083513 - 03/07/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
#4..

want my number?





I do, if you are what he describes


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[quote]destructo_low said:
February fourth will be my one year anniversary of having my dick pierced. This will be interesting if your prediction plays out. :strokebeard:[/quote]


[quote]c1dh3d said:
If I had known that saying Needlepoint would make all you women ovulate at once, I would have just said acid,[/quote]

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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: hesus321]
    #14086440 - 03/08/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yo dont worry about the virginity thing man  i lost my virginity to a homeless woman at age 21  but now im 28  I'm the fucking man bro  and can  not only get laid  but get all my friends laid.  If  people fuck with you asking how many women you have been with instead of the virginity tale hit em with this 'idk assassins  dont keep lists baby' and you will be straight as a motherfucking arrow

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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: dageo18]
    #14087046 - 03/08/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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dageo18 said:
Quote:

tito123 said:
you get 5 shrooms for such a beautiful and informative post

im a virgin

fuck it






you talkin to me? where are my shrooms, you can mail em if you like lol.

are you the OP or just someone saying your a virgin?

if your not talking to me, nevermind.




i gave you a rating

im not the OP

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