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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light
    #14078131 - 03/06/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So this asshole that thinks I'm his friend just called me to tell me that his insane, untrained pitbull just ate an 18 inch florescent tube growlight for an aquarium. Apparently the animal is neurotic and destroys something out of spite when left alone.

Anyway, he claims the light was in a cardboard sleeve and that both the sleeve and the tube were devoured. Only enough glass was recovered to perhaps acount for three inches if it were made into a tube shape again. He wants me to tell him what is going to happen. He has no money for a vet.

I said that the animal may be in danger of mercury poisoning which could cause cardio, digestive, kidney, and cognitive problems. I also express concern that the the internal organs will be shredded by the glass causing bleed out. I tell person to monitor animal for personality changes, or blood or changes in urination/defecation. I explain there is probably no reasonable treatment for this condition.

What do you people think is going to happen?


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14078144 - 03/06/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

are attached in anyway to this dog?

if you are, then i suggest you just skip over my suggestion.

head first into the meat grinder.


problem solved.

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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14078147 - 03/06/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'd say that dog is a goner if he ate that, I'm sure.

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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14078150 - 03/06/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i imagine hell die. tho who knows, maybe hes hardcore and can handle the mercury and broken glass. tho i doubt it.

good luck shitting broken glass


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14078154 - 03/06/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

friend of mine's dog ate a box full of thumbtacks and lived.


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14078165 - 03/06/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If it were up to me, I would have done this the day the asshole brought it home in order to spare it life with said asshole.

It is now a violent and uncontrollable beast of an untrained pitbull and I hope it dies for the safety of the asshole's family.

Let me put it like this he said "I'm not getting it neutered cause that will make it more aggressive!"


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: joe666]
    #14078173 - 03/06/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

see, I've heard of shit like that too.


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14078185 - 03/06/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

what about the circus freaks that use to eat light bulbs??? were they for real? if so, who knows man. the fucker might live.

i dont like pitbulls personally. i like dogs that can fuck shit up and be tough, but pitbulls always got on my nerves.


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14078206 - 03/06/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:


Let me put it like this he said "I'm not getting it neutered cause that will make it more aggressive!"




I know a few of these types of dog-owners. :facepalm:

Okay, first off, not all pit-pull owners are trashy retards/ghetto-babies/rednecks...

HOWEVER....

nevermind, anyway the dog will probably die, but on the flipside dogs are extremely hard to kill sometimes. So there ya go. Could go either way.


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Lipa Kreepa]
    #14078219 - 03/06/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The circus performers would eat a bannana first, then slowly and carefully chew the glass into tiny,dust sized pieces. odds are this dog ate some big pieces, the only chance for its survival right now is getting to a vet.


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: kintos]
    #14078241 - 03/06/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hmmm. yeah i always wondered how they did that. i bet they had some bloody cut up tounges when they were learning that. who the hell just says one day,"i wanna learn how to eat light bulbs??"

yea i dont think the dog's going to make it. sounds like a painful way to die actually. tho who knows, dogs eat all sorts of crazy shit. they say they do this if it has the scent of either their master or food. there was something on the boob tube that mentioned this. some scientific study or whatnot.


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Lipa Kreepa]
    #14078278 - 03/06/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

zenthor, your sig reminds me of what a bad mushrooms trip feels like.

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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14078325 - 03/06/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i read the title

and my first thought was

"wow i hope he put a picture of the glowing dog!"

wtf is wrong with me


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: pfxtc]
    #14078392 - 03/06/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

To be fair, I haven't seen many glowing dogs.


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14078427 - 03/06/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

When I was younger my friends Labrador ate 2 test tubes and a big beaker out of his "learning chemistry" set.

So strange, the dog turned out fine. She also ate probably half a pound of rubber bands and a lot of chocolate/ other shit dogs shouldn't eat.

She lived another 8 years until she developed a tumor and had to be put down at the age of 15.


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: gzuf]
    #14078472 - 03/06/11 10:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i think if he chewed the shit small enough to swallow it..  he'll probably live..  probably start purging due to the mercury if anything but it will probably be fine in a couple days..  pits are pretty damn durable dogs..  poor doggy :frown:  i love love my pit bull..  hes fixed and he behaves perfect!  rolls over on command and gets along fine at the dog park..  some dogs really require alot of attention and if they dont get it they go crazy..  at least he lets the dog inside..  thats a huge step and the dog will learn how to behave if the owner has the patience..  my dog has a doggy door open while we are home..  and knows where to shit..  sorry for talking about my dog so much :tongue:  if hes still kicken it like normal hell probably be fine..  at least i hope..  :sad:


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: wow]
    #14078542 - 03/06/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Isn't the mercury contained in either end of the tube until it's fired up and vaporized? Or am I completely wrong?


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14078568 - 03/06/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
are attached in anyway to this dog?

if you are, then i suggest you just skip over my suggestion.

head first into the meat grinder.


problem solved.




:what:








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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: igwna]
    #14078594 - 03/06/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I bet the dog lives. Dogs are fucking insane, especially pit bulls. I seriously would say the odds are 70% that the dog survives.


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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #14078601 - 03/06/11 10:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was told there was dry heaving involved for a while afterwards


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
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