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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: laserpig]
#14078613 - 03/06/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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My old cocker spaniel, may her ape shit ballistic soul rest in peice, ate a 2 and a half pound chocolate bunny down to just one foot and survived an Easter many years ago. I found that pretty amazing. Didn't even puke; well, maybe she did but she probably just promptly ate said above average tasting puke.
Cancer did her in though, it's always the cancer. Killing John Wayne, killing Christopher Hitchens, killing Andy Kaufman, killing our badass dogs. God damn cancer.
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: gzuf]
#14078620 - 03/06/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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don't forget bill hicks!
i had a cat that survived chewing on a power cord and getting electricuted (i cant spell that) and she lost all her hair. survived. years later, we were moving once and she got scared and ran off and we came back a month later and found her and she hopped in the car with us and was fine. years later, she had about 3 giant cancerous tumors on her body, got them removed. she survived. she lived till 19, and the only reason she died was because another cat attacked her and the vet didn't notice the infection that was spreading.
she died 4/21/08 and i'm still crushed 
excuse me while i cry in the corner.
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: pfxtc]
#14078634 - 03/06/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Killing our Bill Hicks.
What the fuck, Cancer?
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: gzuf]
#14078697 - 03/06/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: laserpig]
#14078719 - 03/06/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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laserpig said: I bet the dog lives. Dogs are fucking insane, especially pit bulls. I seriously would say the odds are 70% that the dog survives.
yeah me too. dogs survive a lot of pretty fucked up shit.
i've grown up around more dogs than i can remember the names of
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: wow]
#14078722 - 03/06/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's hit or miss. I've seen dogs survive eating tons of glass, enough that would have easily killed me.
Vet is the best choice, one that can bill and possibly work out a payment plan.
I refuse to believe someone loves their dog that much but won't take it to the vet due to lack of money.
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: wow]
#14078723 - 03/06/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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if it ate that much blood, were there cuts in the mouth? If not, it's entirely possible the glass is else where and it's having a reaction to the innards of the flourescent (not as much mercury as youd think). It's possible it'll live. If its stomach/gi tract bleed out, it probably will be painful for a few minutes but then drift away peacefully. I've seen it happen to people, but never an animal 
Even if they were to do surgery the odds of the sucker living if it ate that much glass is pretty slim. Even with a human the odds would be slim.
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: WakeboardrB]
#14078844 - 03/06/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think the owner is incapable of love, including himself.
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You just made me sad.
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: bbl337]
#14078906 - 03/06/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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My current belief is that the cardboard sleeve acted like a sheild and protected the actual mouth from the glass, however once the cardboard is dissolved by stomach acid, what will the glass do?
I'm seen this dog chew on rocks and bricks so I don't think its mouth cuts very easily.
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Seriously I know it seems unlikely but this dog is probably going to be fine.
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: laserpig]
#14078931 - 03/06/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I would advise to rename the dog shards after this. Dead or alive. Good luck shards...
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: laserpig]
#14078966 - 03/06/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i love my dogs.. well dogs in general.. i walked a dog home just last week and he lived 2 blocks away.. poor old thing was lost... id love another pit tho.. they truly are the most loving creatures.. you can just tell.. mine comes up all fast with his tail wacking everything all hard and he just wants to play tug-o-war with his rope.. or lick ur face all slimey i hope the dogs ok..
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Larrythescaryrex said: My current belief is that the cardboard sleeve acted like a sheild and protected the actual mouth from the glass, however once the cardboard is dissolved by stomach acid, what will the glass do?
I'm seen this dog chew on rocks and bricks so I don't think its mouth cuts very easily.
If the glass isn't that pointy it's possible it'll just fill up its stomach with no tangible negative effects assuming no cuts or clogging happens. If it clogs, i hope that thing gets to a vet or euthanized because it will not be comfortable and if it's cut up enough to bleed out it won't be too uncomfortable. If it is only cut enough to cause sepsis the thing will be quite uncomfortable
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: bbl337]
#14079045 - 03/07/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The glass in those bulbs is pretty thin too and isn't as prone to making as sharp of edges and points as other glass.
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Shins]
#14079067 - 03/07/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shins said: The glass in those bulbs is pretty thin too and isn't as prone to making as sharp of edges and points as other glass.
sepsis can be an issue, along with the fact that tears in intestines do not like to heal
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: Shins]
#14079314 - 03/07/11 01:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shins said: The glass in those bulbs is pretty thin too and isn't as prone to making as sharp of edges and points as other glass.
glass is glass, safety glass and tempered glass can still cut you as can glass from bulbs
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I wanna know what happens to this dog. I'm betting that it will be fine, dogs do stupid shit all the time and survive. Probably should go to vet though.
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Re: Dog Eats 18 Inch Florescent Tube Light [Re: fapjack]
#14079379 - 03/07/11 01:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I figure if it doesn't die in a day or two, it will be fine.
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i don't think it has a chance. it may be a slow death, he might need to put it down.
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