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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
#14076004 - 03/06/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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2 days
i foresee it being a very long time from here on out however
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
#14076107 - 03/06/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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12 hours. I like Sex!
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: atayia]
#14076152 - 03/06/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm in the same boat as you, unfortunately. It's been like 3 years for me. It looks like I'm destined to be a crazy cat lady.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands] 1
#14076321 - 03/06/11 04:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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if you moved to california, i could change that for you. 
it's been about 6 months for me. not my longest going without, but it doesn't really bother me that i'm not getting any action (with the exception of a couple days every month or so when i'm crazy horny).
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
#14076621 - 03/06/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: if you moved to california, i could change that for you. 
it's been about 6 months for me. not my longest going without, but it doesn't really bother me that i'm not getting any action (with the exception of a couple days every month or so when i'm crazy horny).
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BothHands said: I'm in the same boat as you, unfortunately. It's been like 3 years for me. It looks like I'm destined to be a crazy cat lady. 
here's to a gathering! i'm headed to cali in 2 weeks yay
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
#14076855 - 03/06/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I get laid so sporatically i don't keep track anymore. I think its been 4 or 5 months. Whats wierd is how good looking I am, you would think I get it all the time. I know that sounds really douschey but its true. I just dont get out much =/
But when I do do the dirty, I don't masturbate for a month afterwards lol. It just doesn't do anything for me compared to sex.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: mushiepussy]
#14076999 - 03/06/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's almost been a year for me with no real hope in sight. It's just been making me rather depressed which bugs me. I can't stop feeling sorry for myself. Shit sucks yo!
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: mushiepussy]
#14077030 - 03/06/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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mushiepussy said: I get laid so sporatically i don't keep track anymore. I think its been 4 or 5 months. Whats wierd is how good looking I am, you would think I get it all the time. I know that sounds really douschey but its true. I just dont get out much =/
But when I do do the dirty, I don't masturbate for a month afterwards lol. It just doesn't do anything for me compared to sex.
i almost prefer masturbation to sex, i'm weird.
i can never cum when i'm with a girl, it takes me hours. they usually have to stop because i don't
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
#14077213 - 03/06/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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pfxtc said:
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mushiepussy said: I get laid so sporatically i don't keep track anymore. I think its been 4 or 5 months. Whats wierd is how good looking I am, you would think I get it all the time. I know that sounds really douschey but its true. I just dont get out much =/
But when I do do the dirty, I don't masturbate for a month afterwards lol. It just doesn't do anything for me compared to sex.
i almost prefer masturbation to sex, i'm weird.
i can never cum when i'm with a girl, it takes me hours. they usually have to stop because i don't 
haha been there. i think it is because masturbation puts much more pressure on your dick than the average vagina, so a vagina produces less sensation. But a vagina does feel fantastic, and if you find a tight one it's hands down better than masturbation, pun intended.
IMO, nothing can compare to a nice bj.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: mushiepussy]
#14077330 - 03/06/11 07:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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guess i just havn't found a tight one, i should start hanging around high schools i guess.
and i really don't like blowjobs.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
#14077340 - 03/06/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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you just need a woman that does her kegels like she should.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? *DELETED* [Re: pfxtc]
#14077349 - 03/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14077352 - 03/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol what is a kegel?
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: CandyGirl] 5
#14077364 - 03/06/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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you and BothHands should both come over then. i'll take care of you lovely ladies.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth] 1
#14077393 - 03/06/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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pfxtc
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14077394 - 03/06/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: you and BothHands should both come over then. i'll take care of you lovely ladies.
i'll be the safety observer.
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Acidic_Sloth said: you just need a woman that does her kegels like she should.
last time i almost had to tell her to stop.. it was bad.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14077775 - 03/06/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: if you moved to california, i could change that for you. 
it's been about 6 months for me. not my longest going without, but it doesn't really bother me that i'm not getting any action (with the exception of a couple days every month or so when i'm crazy horny).
Haha, I wish. Florida's one hell of a way away.
I'm not even that unattractive. I'm just so desperately shy. Alcohol doesn't even help that much anymore.
And CandyGirl is absolutely gorgeous. Can't believe she's been more than a year.
I think I'm gonna have to go to a bar on ecstasy if I ever wanna get laid again. 
Or to California, apparently
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
#14077800 - 03/06/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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2 weeks ago. hopefully soon again
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
#14077972 - 03/06/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yes, just come to california. i need to practice my cunnilingus skills.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14078013 - 03/06/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh my..
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