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Invisiblemushiepussy
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Why do girls hate blowjobs?
    #14077346 - 03/06/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Its almost universal. Even when you finally wear them
down to that point, they do it half-heartedly, like
they are scared or something. What is it about a
blowjob that they hate so much?


Also, any tips on how to get them to go down? I
normally just try to stay flacid and try to convince
them the only way to get it up is to go down. That
works about half the time, but it takes to much work.

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InvisibleSleepwalker
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy] * 6
    #14077365 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe your dick smells weird.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy] * 3
    #14077367 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Ever tasted a cock?


:puke:



Can you blame them? 


:shrug:

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InvisibleCandyGirl

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #14077385 - 03/06/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Oweyervishice said:
Maybe your dick smells weird.



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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: CandyGirl] * 1
    #14077401 - 03/06/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

CandyGirl said:
Quote:

Oweyervishice said:
Maybe your dick smells weird.







worse then their stanky snatch?

me thinks not!

There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies"


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14077415 - 03/06/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

not all women hate giving blowjobs. i love to give them myself. it's nice to please my man when i actually get to see him.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
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JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077425 - 03/06/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I find that most women like to reciprocate now and then. :shrug:


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InvisibleCandyGirl

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077439 - 03/06/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
not all women hate giving blowjobs. i love to give them myself. it's nice to please my man when i actually get to see him.



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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14077440 - 03/06/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

reciprocation is key.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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InvisibleI_was_the_walrus
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14077455 - 03/06/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
I find that most women like to reciprocate now and then. :shrug:




They key phrase here is "now and then". Yeah...and I like to visit her parents every now and then.

Im thinking its testosterone. Sex isnt that important to women. Im not saying they dont think about it, Im saying they dont think about it aaaallll fuckin day. They dont sit in class day dreaming about sucking dicks. Well, most anyway

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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14077488 - 03/06/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

women are just better at controlling their impulses in that aspect.


i think about sex all the time but it's also not a big deal.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077496 - 03/06/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:crankey:

ITS A HUGE DEAL!!!!

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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14077514 - 03/06/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

okay, it's a big deal when i'm actually getting laid, but when i'm not getting laid then it doesn't really matter. i do still think about sex all the time though.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth] * 2
    #14077543 - 03/06/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

When Im getting laid its like "oh yeah...I remember this. No biggie" then when Im on a 4 month dry spell I masterbate with my tears. Its a viscous cycle

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14077547 - 03/06/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

exactly opposite for me.

my appetite is insatiable when i'm actually getting some.


--------------------
-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077554 - 03/06/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i agree with the walrus

it's like lead up lead up..

then the sex and it's like.. ahhhh ok

then back to no sex :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077567 - 03/06/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

At this point Id be happy with a kick in the balls.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14077928 - 03/06/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you sell kicks to the groin? :strokebeard::thumbup:

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077952 - 03/06/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
Quote:

CandyGirl said:
Quote:

Oweyervishice said:
Maybe your dick smells weird.







worse then their stanky snatch?

me thinks not!

There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies"



and the plot thickens, well said :congrats:


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InvisibleSleepwalker
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: lifeinallday]
    #14077977 - 03/06/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe we're implicating the wrong sense.

OP do you have any horrible disfigurements?

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