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Invisiblemushiepussy
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Why do girls hate blowjobs?
    #14077346 - 03/06/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Its almost universal. Even when you finally wear them
down to that point, they do it half-heartedly, like
they are scared or something. What is it about a
blowjob that they hate so much?


Also, any tips on how to get them to go down? I
normally just try to stay flacid and try to convince
them the only way to get it up is to go down. That
works about half the time, but it takes to much work.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy] * 6
    #14077365 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe your dick smells weird.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy] * 3
    #14077367 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ever tasted a cock?


:puke:



Can you blame them? 


:shrug:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #14077385 - 03/06/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Oweyervishice said:
Maybe your dick smells weird.




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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: CandyGirl] * 1
    #14077401 - 03/06/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

CandyGirl said:
Quote:

Oweyervishice said:
Maybe your dick smells weird.







worse then their stanky snatch?

me thinks not!

There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies"


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14077415 - 03/06/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

not all women hate giving blowjobs. i love to give them myself. it's nice to please my man when i actually get to see him.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077425 - 03/06/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I find that most women like to reciprocate now and then. :shrug:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077439 - 03/06/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
not all women hate giving blowjobs. i love to give them myself. it's nice to please my man when i actually get to see him.




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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14077440 - 03/06/11 07:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

reciprocation is key.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14077455 - 03/06/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
I find that most women like to reciprocate now and then. :shrug:




They key phrase here is "now and then". Yeah...and I like to visit her parents every now and then.

Im thinking its testosterone. Sex isnt that important to women. Im not saying they dont think about it, Im saying they dont think about it aaaallll fuckin day. They dont sit in class day dreaming about sucking dicks. Well, most anyway


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14077488 - 03/06/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

women are just better at controlling their impulses in that aspect.


i think about sex all the time but it's also not a big deal.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077496 - 03/06/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:crankey:

ITS A HUGE DEAL!!!!


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14077514 - 03/06/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

okay, it's a big deal when i'm actually getting laid, but when i'm not getting laid then it doesn't really matter. i do still think about sex all the time though.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth] * 2
    #14077543 - 03/06/11 07:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

When Im getting laid its like "oh yeah...I remember this. No biggie" then when Im on a 4 month dry spell I masterbate with my tears. Its a viscous cycle


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14077547 - 03/06/11 07:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

exactly opposite for me.

my appetite is insatiable when i'm actually getting some.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077554 - 03/06/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i agree with the walrus

it's like lead up lead up..

then the sex and it's like.. ahhhh ok

then back to no sex :lol:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077567 - 03/06/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

At this point Id be happy with a kick in the balls.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14077928 - 03/06/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you sell kicks to the groin? :strokebeard::thumbup:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077952 - 03/06/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
Quote:

CandyGirl said:
Quote:

Oweyervishice said:
Maybe your dick smells weird.







worse then their stanky snatch?

me thinks not!

There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies"



and the plot thickens, well said :congrats:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: lifeinallday]
    #14077977 - 03/06/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe we're implicating the wrong sense.

OP do you have any horrible disfigurements?


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14078644 - 03/06/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Do you trim your pubes?  Maybe that's the issue.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Viveka]
    #14079069 - 03/07/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I trim my pubes and wash my balls, my dick isn't the issue.
Girls just don't like having a dick in their mouth, I think
it must be in their heads. They have this preconcieved notion
that it is gross, so that when they do it they already have made
up their minds about it.

And it's not good enough just to do it, they have to want to do it.
Otherwise the blowjobs gonna suck, and I would rather just jack off.
The only girl that has ever actually offered to suck my dick was by
and far the best dick sucker out of all of them. She enjoyed doing
it, and because of that she was great at it. All the others I had
to ask and convince, and most of them where awful. I had to stop
a one of them because she actually made my dick hurt.
I've ignored her texts ever since.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14079114 - 03/07/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Last girlfriend I has said she didnt like it mostly because of the pre-cum. She said it was..."all slimey and gross". She hated giving blow jobs, but she was kind of a priss.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14079336 - 03/07/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

I_was_the_walrus said:
Last girlfriend I has said she didnt like it mostly because of the pre-cum. She said it was..."all slimey and gross". She hated giving blow jobs, but she was kind of a priss.




damn i forgot all about precum lol. I bet that has alot to do
with the conception of giving head as gross.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14079999 - 03/07/11 08:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i think bj's are overrated honestly. i'd rather fuck.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy] * 2
    #14080124 - 03/07/11 09:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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mushiepussy said:
Why do girls hate blowjobs?




Never met one who hated givings blowjobs. It must be you.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14080158 - 03/07/11 09:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
not all women hate giving blowjobs. i love to give them myself. it's nice to please my man when i actually get to see him.




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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: TTT]
    #14081105 - 03/07/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I love a girl that likes oral.:yesnod:

Some girls don't like it just because they suck at it.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14081226 - 03/07/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

mushiepussy said:
I trim my pubes and wash my balls, my dick isn't the issue.
Girls just don't like having a dick in their mouth, I think
it must be in their heads. They have this preconcieved notion
that it is gross, so that when they do it they already have made
up their minds about it.

And it's not good enough just to do it, they have to want to do it.
Otherwise the blowjobs gonna suck, and I would rather just jack off.
The only girl that has ever actually offered to suck my dick was by
and far the best dick sucker out of all of them. She enjoyed doing
it, and because of that she was great at it. All the others I had
to ask and convince, and most of them where awful. I had to stop
a one of them because she actually made my dick hurt.
I've ignored her texts ever since.





you should amend your statement to say "the girls i've been with".  i bet you're really young and so are the girls you're kicking it to/hooking up with.  when i was 18 years old i was totally grossed out by the thought of a penis in my mouth.  but over the years, as i have matured and had more experiences, i have come to love it!

i love the way an erect penis feels in my mouth (unless too small or too thin, then it feels kind of awkward!) and mostly i love making a man writhe and squirm with pleasure until he erupts in my mouth.  at which point i lovingly and happily swallow his cum.  yummmmmmmmmm.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14081243 - 03/07/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, when I read the first post, I immediately thought OP is young. I'm in my 30s now and I would be hard pressed to find a girl that doesn't like giving oral.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: automan]
    #14081441 - 03/07/11 02:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

im 22 and the oldest girl i've been with was 20. maybe that's the
problem. so why do young girls hate blowjobs?


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14081920 - 03/07/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My gf loves doing it, half the time we don't even fuck. As soon as she feels I'm hard through my pants she's right down there. However she's older then me, I'm 23 and she's 27. Ive dated younger girls and they just don't do it for me ... I don't know.

OP go for older women. Experience and stability is fucken awesome!


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14081952 - 03/07/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
When Im getting laid its like "oh yeah...I remember this. No biggie" then when Im on a 4 month dry spell I masterbate with my tears. Its a viscous cycle




me too. wanna jerk off back to back? if you don't look it's not gay.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14081958 - 03/07/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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mushiepussy said:
so why do young girls hate blowjobs?





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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: thoughts]
    #14082021 - 03/07/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:


Some girls don't like it just because they suck at it.





Or rather


they don't suck at it





get it?  :downsrim:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14082859 - 03/07/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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you should amend your statement to say "the girls i've been with".  i bet you're really young and so are the girls you're kicking it to/hooking up with.  when i was 18 years old i was totally grossed out by the thought of a penis in my mouth.  but over the years, as i have matured and had more experiences, i have come to love it!

i love the way an erect penis feels in my mouth (unless too small or too thin, then it feels kind of awkward!) and mostly i love making a man writhe and squirm with pleasure until he erupts in my mouth.  at which point i lovingly and happily swallow his cum.  yummmmmmmmmm.



:bow2:
I just got kind of horny for some reason.
This forum gets hot!


Ha, good one drummer. :rimshot:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: thoughts]
    #14082875 - 03/07/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

RP's sexing the wrong girls. Some girls really enjoy giving blow jobs. and if you really cant seem to find one go grab a chubby, they're supposedly the best at bj's


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: thoughts]
    #14082934 - 03/07/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I come in this thread to find comfort, then it turns into how much women love having dicks in their mouth...and here I am, dick in my pants. :frown:

Im with op though. Ive only gotten off on a blow job once in my life, and this girl is actually the only girl to ever give me a blow job. Well, one other girl in high school but I wouldnt call it a blow job. She let me put my penis in her mouth a few times to try it out. Ya know...awkward teen stuff. Anyhow, we were together for years and got together at a young age (20). I told her I had never gotten off from one, and even though she hated giving them, one time she took it like a trooper. Needless to say, it took me forever to get off and was a pretty horrible blow job.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14082943 - 03/07/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
not all women hate giving blowjobs. i love to give them myself.



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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14082951 - 03/07/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14083269 - 03/07/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14083496 - 03/07/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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you should amend your statement to say "the girls i've been with".  i bet you're really young and so are the girls you're kicking it to/hooking up with.  when i was 18 years old i was totally grossed out by the thought of a penis in my mouth.  but over the years, as i have matured and had more experiences, i have come to love it!

i love the way an erect penis feels in my mouth (unless too small or too thin, then it feels kind of awkward!) and mostly i love making a man writhe and squirm with pleasure until he erupts in my mouth.  at which point i lovingly and happily swallow his cum.  yummmmmmmmmm.




When you really love your partner you don't have any reason to feel weird about their sexual organs or their fluids...you should love them really....only when there are feelings of shame,lack of experience and love involved you would see denial to fully give and take 100% of your partner.

This reminds me of an x that got really furious after i came on her face...silly shit, true sex is all about ego crushing and acceptance, not difficulty to become one with your partner.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sterile]
    #14084909 - 03/08/11 02:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My ex gf loved it.

I think if you told her how good she was and all that shit, she would be much more willing and eager.


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    #14084923 - 03/08/11 02:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

who likes having a dick in there mouf :seeya:


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    #14084929 - 03/08/11 02:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My ex-gf...

She was a bit old fashioned in the sense that whatever made me happy made her extremely happy. For real for real. She used to watch me eat sushi/other delicious food and enjoyed it more than normal.


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    #14085037 - 03/08/11 03:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I need me an older lady. Im still pretty young myself, but when I was like 19 or so I had sex with a 30 something year old woman I worked with. Didnt go down on me, but man she rocked my socks off. I have a bit of a bad habit of going for these prissy, trophy girlfriends. Im still in my mid 20s which I should be thankful for, but these teeny boppers just dont cut it for me any more.... I need a woman


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    #14085076 - 03/08/11 03:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I have this problem of finding the girls who are extremely prude about sex. Then, recently (couple days ago) I hooked up with a milf, and I'm just a couple months into 19.

Needless to say, I now realize that there is a huge difference in maturity. Just gotta find that sexually mature girl who's down to make you feel good.


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    #14085214 - 03/08/11 04:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

There is also something said about becoming comfortable WITH another person and changing them into that sexually comfortable state. I enjoy that much more.


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I have a bit of a bad habit of going for these prissy, trophy girlfriends. Im still in my mid 20s which I should be thankful for, but these teeny boppers just dont cut it for me any more.... I need a woman






Likewise. I've been trying to work on lowering my standards so I'll get laid more. Or...not really lowering the standards, just re-drawing the boundary lines. It's weird though, I think I naturally attract the prissy type so it just makes it easier for me to court them if they're already interested in me. Maybe I should gain some weight.


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    #14086072 - 03/08/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

right right, cause its not about the height of your best jump, its about where you set the bar in the first place :smilingpuppy: been having sex with the same girl for ovver 2 1/2 years, not getting old at all:highfive:


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    #14086259 - 03/08/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I had sex with same girl for five years and it got better and better in plateaus.


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I haven't had this issue.


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    #14086458 - 03/08/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

my gf hates it :frown:

looks like she's doing chores when my dick is in her mouth. really makes it hard for me not to want to dump her.


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    #14088278 - 03/08/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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my gf hates it :frown:

looks like she's doing chores when my dick is in her mouth. really makes it hard for me not to want to dump her.




just hit her. she'll learn.


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    #14088633 - 03/08/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Youd be surprised, man. Women are hard headed these days. They dont learn as easy as youd think they would...


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    #14088744 - 03/08/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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my gf hates it :frown:

looks like she's doing chores when my dick is in her mouth. really makes it hard for me not to want to dump her.




That's a huge turn off. I was dating a girl back in the fall. She went down and was going at it for a while. She said, "Let me know when you are close. I don't want you to finish in my mouth." HUGE turn off. It's like a girl rejecting a part of me. I didn't take her out again.


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    #14088840 - 03/08/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Haha, rejecting a part of me... Classic...
Nah, but I only had one girlfriend that wasn't into giving oral sex. Oddly enough she wasn't into receiving it either. And she wasn't the youngest girl either.
Everyone else, a completely different story. But I would rather give oral sex to a girl than receive it.


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my gf hates it :frown:

looks like she's doing chores when my dick is in her mouth. really makes it hard for me not to want to dump her.




That's a huge turn off. I was dating a girl back in the fall. She went down and was going at it for a while. She said, "Let me know when you are close. I don't want you to finish in my mouth." HUGE turn off. It's like a girl rejecting a part of me. I didn't take her out again.



yeah thats how i feel... it really sucks. i'm going to cut her dick supply off and see what happens.


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    #14090219 - 03/09/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

to come to think of it. she finds it almost unbearably repulsive when she watches porn stars do it. wtf is up with that?


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    #14090462 - 03/09/11 12:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

At least she watches some kind of porn. My ex hated porn, hated giving blow jobs, and didnt like it when I went down on her. I guess some kid played "doctor" with her when they were 5, and shes a sexual mess or something. She liked it on her terms. Nice and slow and romantic with lots of "wooing". If I didnt initiate it like a dawsons creek episode, it wasnt happening. Very boring.


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    #14090925 - 03/09/11 05:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Its almost universal. Even when you finally wear them
down to that point, they do it half-heartedly, like
they are scared or something. What is it about a
blowjob that they hate so much?


Also, any tips on how to get them to go down? I
normally just try to stay flacid and try to convince
them the only way to get it up is to go down. That
works about half the time, but it takes to much work.




have had girlfriends that just enjoyed giving blowjobs. got to the point where i'd get more blowsjobs in one day than i'd get in months with other girlfriends.


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    #14091737 - 03/09/11 10:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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to come to think of it. she finds it almost unbearably repulsive when she watches porn stars do it. wtf is up with that?





repression of our natural sexual urges is something we're (especially women) are taught from a young age.  it's hard to move past that programming.

no one likes to be considered a whore.

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    #14091752 - 03/09/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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At least she watches some kind of porn. My ex hated porn, hated giving blow jobs, and didnt like it when I went down on her. I guess some kid played "doctor" with her when they were 5, and shes a sexual mess or something. She liked it on her terms. Nice and slow and romantic with lots of "wooing". If I didnt initiate it like a dawsons creek episode, it wasnt happening. Very boring.




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    #14091959 - 03/09/11 11:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

only thing i know is that you should try eating fruits during the day before she blows you, the taste of the sperm might be better.


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    #14092009 - 03/09/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

nah smoke alot of tobacco and eat onions.


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    #14094289 - 03/09/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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true sex is all about ego crushing and acceptance, not difficulty to become one with your partner.





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    #14094857 - 03/09/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Older women sometimes hate it too.
I love oral sex. My wife does not.
When we were first going out she would suck sometimes. And she was very good.
But she wouldn't let me go down on her. Bummer!
She's devout catholic, although I'm not sure that has anything to do with it.

Then we had a conversation. She said something about pre-cum and I said "I'm not sure it's pre-cum. Why don't I get it when I masturbate?"
I think that freaked her out. She started drooling... maybe to make sure she wasn't swallowing "whatever it is"?
Just about the time we got married, no more blow jobs! It's been years.
She's devout catholic, although I'm not sure that has anything to do with it.


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    #14095121 - 03/09/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

DUDE omg this was my favorite tim getting head ever.

so me and my gf are at a starbucks a block away from her house, as we are leaving to walk home she asks for a cup filled with ice. I asked her why and she said "no reason".

anyways, we get back to her pad, back to her room, i lay on the bed. She she's in a skirt and just straiht bends over for me, pulls her panties to the side, does a little dance. next thing i know she pulls my pants down, puts some ice in her mouth and began giving me head. the ice would melt and she'd swallor or spit the water and put new ice in, seriously the best BJ ever.

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    #14095150 - 03/09/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

fuck you... :sad:


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    #14095155 - 03/09/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

doubt i could ever marry anything less than someone as sexually freaky as me.


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    #14095164 - 03/09/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Me n my GF live 50 miles away from eachother, and neither of us drive. So we take the train to see eachother every weekend, its a pretty high maintenence relationship and my GF makes sure to show some lovin after 5 days away from eachother :feelsgoodman::Tastesgoodman:"


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    #14095778 - 03/09/11 11:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i finally got some head tonight. though at first i felt bad about it because i kind of manipulated the situation. i asked, she said she was this and that... but when i subtly expressed my dissatisfaction she was suddenly eager to please. so i was sort of thinking twice about it because i didn't want her to do something she didn't want to, but she insisted so i wasn't about to turn it down. the head was pretty... meh.. but its the thought the counts. afterward we got into a discussion about what it all means to me and what it means to me when i go down on her. i don't particularly like having moist genitalia rubbing against my face, but i do like it when i do it right and it makes her feel good. i think i made some progress in this sense because before i think she saw it as some shallow sexual gratification, when in fact its sort of an act of reassurance of love.. or something along these lines. then i tried to get her to talk about why she won't swallow, which was a big disappointment for me. but now i see that it is in fact a bit nasty to swallow a good 8 squirts of warm mucousy shit that came out of a dick. i wouldn't want to swallow some weird opaque discharge from her either... hopefully shes sees, or at least is begging to see, that giving and taking is part of it all. if not then she'll be getting dumped, unfortunately... but i'm not going to marry someone who pleases her man as if it were a chore.


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    #14096005 - 03/10/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

anyone else notice self confidence seems inversely proportional to women enjoying giving head?
  wait, self confidence isn't the right word.  Uhm, maybe a better term would be desire for positive feedback from others. 
The girls i've been with that didn't give a shit what other people thought of them pretty much hated giving head.  The more the girl cared what people thought of her the more she liked it, and also the rougher she liked it.

who knows.  i wonder if its the same for guys.  I know when i was younger and worried alot about what people thought of me i would go down on girls for an hour or two at a time.  Now i don't care at all what people think of me and i'm basically a selfish bastard during sex.


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i finally got some head tonight. though at first i felt bad about it because i kind of manipulated the situation. i asked, she said she was this and that... but when i subtly expressed my dissatisfaction she was suddenly eager to please. so i was sort of thinking twice about it because i didn't want her to do something she didn't want to, but she insisted so i wasn't about to turn it down. the head was pretty... meh.. but its the thought the counts. afterward we got into a discussion about what it all means to me and what it means to me when i go down on her. i don't particularly like having moist genitalia rubbing against my face, but i do like it when i do it right and it makes her feel good. i think i made some progress in this sense because before i think she saw it as some shallow sexual gratification, when in fact its sort of an act of reassurance of love.. or something along these lines. then i tried to get her to talk about why she won't swallow, which was a big disappointment for me. but now i see that it is in fact a bit nasty to swallow a good 8 squirts of warm mucousy shit that came out of a dick. i wouldn't want to swallow some weird opaque discharge from her either... hopefully shes sees, or at least is begging to see, that giving and taking is part of it all. if not then she'll be getting dumped, unfortunately... but i'm not going to marry someone who pleases her man as if it were a chore.




if i had alzheimer's, i would assume from reading your posts that i wrote them, heh.

i didn't particularly like going down on girls when i was younger. but as i got older and learned how to not just make a girl cum, but work her into a frenzy... i love going down now.


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    #14096757 - 03/10/11 08:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i'm pretty young (21) and it isn't that i don't like it,  but when the other party isnt reciprocating enthusiasm and perseverance with respect to the task at hand, then i start not to like it. i get resentful and what not. so now i have to confront her about it... which really sucks. this is such a delicate subject i feel it'll be really easy to pressure her or make her feel bad if i don't approach it with the up most caution. last night she was pretty eager at first, then it turned into a chore for her. that was fucking so lame....

how to i bring it up without sounding like this is all i think about? how do i tell her that her lack of enthusiasm makes me feel like she's just doing the minimum to get me to stfu? this sucks... (pun!)


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    #14102726 - 03/11/11 07:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I like doing it, all the time haha. It's a real turn on, knowing that what I'm doing is pleasurable for him. The weird thing I find with the guy I'm seeing now is that he's weirded out by me wanting to swallow his cum...he finds it gross? All the while I'm trying to say I enjoy it!
It's getting to the point where I feel like giving him head is turning into a negative thing...and that just won't do. I need to suck some dick in my relationship.

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    #14102732 - 03/11/11 07:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Does he watch a lot of porn? Does he want to come on your face or something?


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I asked, he said he would feel bad about it. I think that's it...he feels bad about the whole thing


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I asked, he said he would feel bad about it. I think that's it...he feels bad about the whole thing



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    #14102776 - 03/11/11 07:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe he's had too many mushrooms.  :gayflag:

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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14103551 - 03/11/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl: "he said he's feel bad about it"


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14103631 - 03/11/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

69 seems to go over well, it's not so much me going down on him as it is me taking his cum..but I like that part too! I'm thinking maybe a girlfriend in the past said something to make him feel like a jackass.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14103686 - 03/11/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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69 seems to go over well, it's not so much me going down on him as it is me taking his cum..but I like that part too! I'm thinking maybe a girlfriend in the past said something to make him feel like a jackass.





Cum really isn't that bad, at least mine isn't. A girl paranoid about me going down on her and willing to swallow was remedied by me sampling mine and she tasted herself. Both were like... well the reason it is good is it comes from the others body and seems sexy, but it isn't too bad as is.

fixed things in that situation.

Now the gal I fuck often desires to be facefucked and straddles my face hard. Very rough sex, very enjoyable.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14105431 - 03/11/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Its almost universal. Even when you finally wear them
down to that point, they do it half-heartedly, like
they are scared or something. What is it about a
blowjob that they hate so much?




lesbians hate blowjobs.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #14108795 - 03/12/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I tells you some things abouts wimminz and blowjobs.

A lot of guys expect like they are their god given manly right. They dont return the favour and giving head is hard and tiring work. Get burned a few times and a gal will wait to see if they guys going to do the ground work before she goes down on him.

Also a lot of guy's hygiene is nowhere near as good as they think it is.

Apparently beef, esp steak, makes cum taste like crap.


So in short if OP or anyone is wondering why they arent getting head its because the eat to many burgers, they think the fact that they washed their balls that morning that they're clean and they haven't bothered their arse going to town on her for her to give two fucks if he wants head or not.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Fleadh]
    #14111161 - 03/12/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You guys who are talking about dumping your girlfriends because they won't give head are assholes.  Just saying.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: tokinman21]
    #14111197 - 03/12/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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You guys who are talking about dumping your girlfriends because they won't give head are assholes.  Just saying.




:shrug:

Theres somebody out there for everybody. Why should he be forced to repress his sexuality? Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14111333 - 03/12/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?





Good luck with that one.  It's like the pie in the sky.  Really, I think if a girl started going down on me and I said, "no, no, I don't like receiving oral sex."  She would think I was fucking nuts!


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14112489 - 03/13/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well I know plenty of women who have left their men for some pretty irrational shit. Some of them are seriously looking for that 1 in a million, with zero compromises. If they can be so picky over stupid shit, why cant we? If he doesnt want to spend the rest of his life with a sexualty stunted woman, he doesnt have to...


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14112977 - 03/13/11 04:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Because penises don't smell nice..


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pureserenity]
    #14113350 - 03/13/11 09:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:fishgun:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: the_drummer]
    #14113941 - 03/13/11 12:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I don't mind blowjobs, its just that it's hard work. But I do love how my boyfriend reacts when I do give him head.

Its the reaction that i like more than the actual action.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Takura001]
    #14118041 - 03/14/11 03:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

90% of the girls I've been with have been more than willing to give oral.  Though one of my more recent g/fs literally cried when I came on her face.....I felt so bad, but quite dominate at the same time.....I'm talking bawling with tears.....I didn't repeat it of course, but at the time I was like " sperm is power "


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: vandago]
    #14119742 - 03/14/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:albundy:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sterile]
    #14122334 - 03/14/11 10:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Most the time girls dont like giving head because they end up smelling their stinky breath all hardcore lol.. I have strawberry flavored lube at my bedside it makes eating pussy amazing! Idk why you have this problem maybe if every things good down there your just hella ugly?? lol maybe its cause you dont eat pussy enough??


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: liloldme]
    #14123160 - 03/15/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

gross.  eating lube?  blech.  i prefer the natural smell and taste.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pureserenity]
    #14123334 - 03/15/11 01:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Because penises don't smell nice..





maybe they don't, but i'll bet you do!

was looking at your picture, and you are fucking hot!! fuck yeah! :awegold:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: imachavel]
    #14123338 - 03/15/11 01:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

its not really lube, but sold with them, it says on the bottle its not intended as lube too so.. but yeah its awesome!


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: liloldme]
    #14129458 - 03/16/11 08:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Responding to the very first question here...why do girls not like giving blowjobs? Why would you not like giving a blowjob? you can't compare giving a blowjob to eating a girl out, trust me. I've done both. Getting a big cock shoved down your throat compared to licking a girls' pussy...really? haha you can't see why it might be a tad bit unpleasant? Maybe try shoving something close to the size of your dick down your throat.. and then return to this thread.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: tokinman21]
    #14130445 - 03/16/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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You guys who are talking about dumping your girlfriends because they won't give head are assholes.  Just saying.



i don't get it. i'll suck her pussy until the inside of my mouth is swollen due to the pressure differential between the suction i induce and the pressure inside of my body. i get my tongue coated in sour tasting bacteria when i stick it in her vagina. i cut the inside of my mouth sucking up and down her clit. she won't fucking reciprocate and i'm an asshole? fuck that dude. i'm not going to be stuck with this shit for the rest of my life, hating myself every day for not sucking up the courage and purging this lovely bitch that won't reciprocate from my life. is that hard to understand?

i don't need my dick shoved in anyone's throat. i just need to feel like the selfless effort i put in is being put out. otherwise, i'm fucking out.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
    #14131360 - 03/16/11 02:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

tell her...


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
    #14131611 - 03/16/11 03:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

tokinman21 said:
You guys who are talking about dumping your girlfriends because they won't give head are assholes.  Just saying.



i don't get it. i'll suck her pussy until the inside of my mouth is swollen due to the pressure differential between the suction i induce and the pressure inside of my body. i get my tongue coated in sour tasting bacteria when i stick it in her vagina. i cut the inside of my mouth sucking up and down her clit. she won't fucking reciprocate and i'm an asshole? fuck that dude. i'm not going to be stuck with this shit for the rest of my life, hating myself every day for not sucking up the courage and purging this lovely bitch that won't reciprocate from my life. is that hard to understand?

i don't need my dick shoved in anyone's throat. i just need to feel like the selfless effort i put in is being put out. otherwise, i'm fucking out.





as a female, i feel this is completely fair.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14132030 - 03/16/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Responding to the very first question here...why do girls not like giving blowjobs? Why would you not like giving a blowjob? you can't compare giving a blowjob to eating a girl out, trust me. I've done both. Getting a big cock shoved down your throat compared to licking a girls' pussy...really? haha you can't see why it might be a tad bit unpleasant? Maybe try shoving something close to the size of your dick down your throat.. and then return to this thread.




deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
    #14136535 - 03/17/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

by golly i've got it!


what this girl needs is a dick in a box!!!!

presentation is key.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14136649 - 03/17/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

she seems to really hate sucking dick. when i bring it up shes like, 'some girls don't even do it at all'.... and i'm like wtf, if you act like my dick is satan himself it doesn't count even if it is in your mouth!


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #14136740 - 03/17/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Maybe your dick smells weird.



maybe if you wash those BALLS you would have less problems with that. you ever go for a long jog or bike ride and then try to score a big blow job?? man- its those BALLS! HA!HA!HA!


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: dummy]
    #14145054 - 03/18/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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she seems to really hate sucking dick. when i bring it up shes like, 'some girls don't even do it at all'.... and i'm like wtf, if you act like my dick is satan himself it doesn't count even if it is in your mouth!





That's just the worst. 

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14145085 - 03/18/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've asked girls this question and they think its slutty (most of them)


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: JDubzzz420]
    #14145110 - 03/18/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My girl loves to give bj's. Dont even have to ask. Reading this makes me feel like maybe I take it for granted!


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pureserenity]
    #14147318 - 03/19/11 07:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I've asked girls this question and they think its slutty (most of them)





YESS. But why? I don't feel like a man whore for eating vagina lol

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Anonymous said:
Responding to the very first question here...why do girls not like giving blowjobs? Why would you not like giving a blowjob? you can't compare giving a blowjob to eating a girl out, trust me. I've done both. Getting a big cock shoved down your throat compared to licking a girls' pussy...really? haha you can't see why it might be a tad bit unpleasant? Maybe try shoving something close to the size of your dick down your throat.. and then return to this thread.




deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.




Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.
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Because penises don't smell nice..




And you think your kooch smells any better? Think again. And it probably tastes about the same as a penis, but you learn to deal with it for the pleasure of giving pleasure. That's how sex works, it's a two way street. I can teach you some time if you'd like :tongue:
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14147369 - 03/19/11 07:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:



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deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.




Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.





haha and I am a straight male. I am never going to have to use that skill. Well unless I have run into a gal scared of blowjobs I guess I could be like-o please it is easy. She might think I'm gay then though.

To anyone saying dick is nasty, seriously what the heck are you guys doing with it? After soap and water, it smells almost too clean to be genitals.

As a guy I LOVE to eat a girl out for 2 reasons-it makes her feel amazing, and 2 I love showing off how much I can do 1. I mean it is good from my experience because I do enjoy the taste and all that generally, but there is no denying that I love kissing as we fuck and such more.

I can see why most gals would probably see it the same as me if they were decently sexual. Sure they love having his cock slide in and that, but oral is still another amazing part of sex to share.

For sex especially, you need the mind set- I am going to pleasure their brains out. When you have both on that same wavelength-BAM amazing!


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14147873 - 03/19/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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physicist said:
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I_was_the_walrus said:
Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?





Good luck with that one.  It's like the pie in the sky.  Really, I think if a girl started going down on me and I said, "no, no, I don't like receiving oral sex."  She would think I was fucking nuts!




a guy at my work doesn't like getting head or nyaming vag. he's fuckin weird says "you kiss your mother with that mouth"

for which my response was "your mom blows your dad with hers"

he wasn't happy with me for a few days.


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
    #14147987 - 03/19/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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physicist said:
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Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?





Good luck with that one.  It's like the pie in the sky.  Really, I think if a girl started going down on me and I said, "no, no, I don't like receiving oral sex."  She would think I was fucking nuts!




a guy at my work doesn't like getting head or nyaming vag. he's fuckin weird says "you kiss your mother with that mouth"

for which my response was "your mom blows your dad with hers"

he wasn't happy with me for a few days.



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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Lennyk]
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Quote:

deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.




Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.





haha and I am a straight male. I am never going to have to use that skill. Well unless I have run into a gal scared of blowjobs I guess I could be like-o please it is easy. She might think I'm gay then though.

To anyone saying dick is nasty, seriously what the heck are you guys doing with it? After soap and water, it smells almost too clean to be genitals.

As a guy I LOVE to eat a girl out for 2 reasons-it makes her feel amazing, and 2 I love showing off how much I can do 1. I mean it is good from my experience because I do enjoy the taste and all that generally, but there is no denying that I love kissing as we fuck and such more.

I can see why most gals would probably see it the same as me if they were decently sexual. Sure they love having his cock slide in and that, but oral is still another amazing part of sex to share.

For sex especially, you need the mind set- I am going to pleasure their brains out. When you have both on that same wavelength-BAM amazing!




Damn, I thought you where a chick. Oh well, we could still tag team pureserenity and you could teach her your skillz :lol:

Your last two sentences hit the nail on the head. That is my attitude everytime, but it seems like it's only one way cause they won't PUT MY FUCKING DICK DOWN THEIR MOTHER FUCKING THROATS!
I'm nice about it though lol.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14149083 - 03/19/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Lennyk said:
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deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.




Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.





haha and I am a straight male. I am never going to have to use that skill. Well unless I have run into a gal scared of blowjobs I guess I could be like-o please it is easy. She might think I'm gay then though.

To anyone saying dick is nasty, seriously what the heck are you guys doing with it? After soap and water, it smells almost too clean to be genitals.

As a guy I LOVE to eat a girl out for 2 reasons-it makes her feel amazing, and 2 I love showing off how much I can do 1. I mean it is good from my experience because I do enjoy the taste and all that generally, but there is no denying that I love kissing as we fuck and such more.

I can see why most gals would probably see it the same as me if they were decently sexual. Sure they love having his cock slide in and that, but oral is still another amazing part of sex to share.

For sex especially, you need the mind set- I am going to pleasure their brains out. When you have both on that same wavelength-BAM amazing!




Damn, I thought you where a chick. Oh well, we could still tag team pureserenity and you could teach her your skillz :lol:

Your last two sentences hit the nail on the head. That is my attitude everytime, but it seems like it's only one way cause they won't PUT MY FUCKING DICK DOWN THEIR MOTHER FUCKING THROATS!
I'm nice about it though lol.



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deepthroating isn't hard to learn. Hell I did it for the hell of it.




Then you are a god. If the even one of the girls Ive fucked had the same enthusiasm you did I wouldn't have made this thread.





haha and I am a straight male. I am never going to have to use that skill. Well unless I have run into a gal scared of blowjobs I guess I could be like-o please it is easy. She might think I'm gay then though.

To anyone saying dick is nasty, seriously what the heck are you guys doing with it? After soap and water, it smells almost too clean to be genitals.

As a guy I LOVE to eat a girl out for 2 reasons-it makes her feel amazing, and 2 I love showing off how much I can do 1. I mean it is good from my experience because I do enjoy the taste and all that generally, but there is no denying that I love kissing as we fuck and such more.

I can see why most gals would probably see it the same as me if they were decently sexual. Sure they love having his cock slide in and that, but oral is still another amazing part of sex to share.

For sex especially, you need the mind set- I am going to pleasure their brains out. When you have both on that same wavelength-BAM amazing!




Damn, I thought you where a chick. Oh well, we could still tag team pureserenity and you could teach her your skillz :lol:

Your last two sentences hit the nail on the head. That is my attitude everytime, but it seems like it's only one way cause they won't PUT MY FUCKING DICK DOWN THEIR MOTHER FUCKING THROATS!
I'm nice about it though lol.




haha wait, she is on here? that is funny... she read your posts? You should bring her to the thread.

Feel bad for you, deepthroat is so damn simple-not facefucking can be a challenge. The one fuck buddy takes a good facefucking, now she has skills. I so return the favor though. I barely come up for air when giving her crazy oral, and if she is about to cum I wait until after to take a breath-takes focus sometimes because I'm not great at hold my breath.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Lennyk]
    #14149429 - 03/19/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^^^^^ 

Breath through your nose homie... LOL


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    #14149644 - 03/19/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Breath through your nose homie... LOL




Sometimes works, unless she is completely pressed up against me, or I am using the pressure of my nose to stimulate her clit. Get's tricky :datass:


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    #14151042 - 03/19/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^^^^
Your tongue should be on her clit, fingers in pussy, and nose for breathing aha.. Using your nose to stimulate a girl well, thats like rubbing a girls clit with my elbow or something.. just doesnt seem right to me.. Plus breathing is always good aha


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Re: Why do girls hate blow jobs? [Re: Lennyk]
    #14151739 - 03/20/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Maybe his girlfriend would be happier with a guy who doesnt like receiving oral sex?





Good luck with that one.  It's like the pie in the sky.  Really, I think if a girl started going down on me and I said, "no, no, I don't like receiving oral sex."  She would think I was fucking nuts!




a guy at my work doesn't like getting head or nyaming vag. he's fuckin weird says "you kiss your mother with that mouth"

for which my response was "your mom blows your dad with hers"

he wasn't happy with me for a few days.



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fuck does that mean? i'm talking shit? because that was all truth. word for word. dude got pissed at me.


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Your tongue should be on her clit, fingers in pussy, and nose for breathing aha.. Using your nose to stimulate a girl well, thats like rubbing a girls clit with my elbow or something.. just doesnt seem right to me.. Plus breathing is always good aha




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    #14152728 - 03/20/11 08:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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fuck does that mean? i'm talking shit? because that was all truth. word for word. dude got pissed at me.








O no, I am in favor of ya-just like the maximum trolling one-its funny. Nah you did good lol.


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Your tongue should be on her clit, fingers in pussy, and nose for breathing aha.. Using your nose to stimulate a girl well, thats like rubbing a girls clit with my elbow or something.. just doesnt seem right to me.. Plus breathing is always good aha





It is just a little change up, as sometimes I will use a thumb on the clit in a circular motion as I finger her, but she really enjoys having her pussy licked with rotating pressure on the clit (from my nose-perfect height) for a while to build up for bigger orgasms. Start her off with less intense and then by the end be too incoherent to talk.


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haha, sorry lenny.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sonny Cheeba]
    #14155994 - 03/20/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm kind of in awe about the lack of enthusiasm from most girls about giving blowjobs...I don't understand where the aversion comes from! First of all it's fun!! I get too caught up with it sometimes because I'm enjoying myself too much. Also how can you not like seeing and tasting the pleasure that you're giving someone else?! It's amazing! I don't really consider it as a reciprocating thing out of obligation, it's more the sheer desire of my own, to have my boyfriend's dick in my mouth haha. But, maybe that's just because he has a fantastic dick. Either way...most girls are crazy and giving blowjobs is amazing.


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    #14156030 - 03/20/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

^

Thats my girlfriend.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Meat_hod]
    #14314592 - 04/18/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hmmm, my girlfriend loves to suck she pretty much love to do everything. I wouldn't be with anybody who doesn't give their all if I give my all that's a kick in the ass out the door. I think alot of dudes are soft I kick girls to the curb quicker then I hooked up with them.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Fragment]
    #14314642 - 04/18/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i don't think OP has ever been to fetlife. some people like to suck as much cak and swallow as much kum as they can...


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14315272 - 04/19/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it doesnt have anything to do with them not wanting to give head.

females are just selfish people allot of the time. Some of them live in a world where they think they shouldnt have to do anything besides get fucked and have babies.

be a man, dont be a slave to her. just tell her straight up, you dont want to suck my dick, it will be simple to find someone who does.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14315296 - 04/19/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i saw a CL post where this chick, swear to god, wrote she wanted a man who could respect that she was independent, and then like 2 sentences later said she wanted a man to pay her bills and buy her gifts for no reason. :rolleyes:


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    #14315408 - 04/19/11 01:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Lmao.


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    #14315801 - 04/19/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, to me it isn't like I would expect a gal to do it if they had a legit reason-jaw injury or something. If it is just because of some lazy or what not excuse, that won't fly. I enjoy actual fucking so much better, but I figure we should both be comfortable with each others bodies enough sexually to be able to french each other after the other went down.

I think this one gal is going to get disappointed, since she will probably try to get with me if I become a doctor since she wants to stay around here-but if she isn't willing to be sexually open, then hell nah. She appears to have a kinky side deep down, but I can't tell. Sheltered gal hasn't been with a guy yet, doubt she kissed one either.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Lennyk]
    #14316223 - 04/19/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ive met alot of girls who prefer blowjobs.


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    #14317488 - 04/19/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i used to never go down on my boyfriend. it hurt my jaw and my braces hurt him sometimes. not only that but i was just never really good at them and got discouraged that i could'nt get my boyfriend to finish.
but over the past few months i've improved, from lotsa practice and concentration lol i love giving my guy blowjobs now, esp since i know i'm doing a good job :wink:


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    #14317524 - 04/19/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

good girl!


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14317668 - 04/19/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A girl who doesn't like to give oral is just not that into sex. Dump her.


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    #14317994 - 04/19/11 03:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

true. girl that isnt into it. prob sucks in bed and doesnt care to have sex often. Most of the girls that ive gotten head from swallowed. Ive only found 2 that didnt. and they were A. bitches and B. i almost had to beg for sex sometimes. :shrug:


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    #14318042 - 04/19/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i never understood the point of some girls letting you bust in there mouth and not swallowing.

i bust allot though, between my cock and the 1/3 cup of cum in her mouth she gags and shit.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14318067 - 04/19/11 03:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you need to find new girls OP..


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    #14318085 - 04/19/11 03:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yea mr. squirrel. He needs to meet different chicks. cuz his batch is sour


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: dshow]
    #14318402 - 04/19/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

^ Indeed.

Girls know, you just have to be a man I don't stand for none of that shit. Stupid bitches.

After you get your "respect" then the idiots try to pull the period shit.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Mad River] * 1
    #14318455 - 04/19/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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A girl who doesn't like to give oral is just not that into sex. Dump her.




Couldnt have said it better myself. Nothing is more frustrating than being with a girl who doesnt have a sex drive. It sucks having such a vivid imagination, and such a boring/insecure lover.

On the other hand, in the midst of my recent travels, I came across one of the most awesome sexual beings I will ever meet. I couldnt keep my dick out of her mouth if I tried. She even swallowed. Blew my fucking mind. So dont give up....theyre out there :thumbup:


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    #14318588 - 04/19/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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    #14318640 - 04/19/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I thought most girls swallowed :shrug:

otherwise i :bondage:


fucking walrus some of your comments made me :sad:

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    #14318910 - 04/19/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well, maybe I'm a pussy then because I'm a very sexual guy, but at the end of the day my woman is more than just for sex. She's a person! My partner! There's a certain amount of respect in not making her do something if she thinks it's gross.
All of the positive aspects of the whole package outweigh blowjobs.  She's nice! She understands me, and appreciates my sense of humor. ALL relationships are a balance of give and take.
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    #14318949 - 04/19/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i enjoy sucking dick as long as hes clean. if im intoxicated ive noticed that im better at sucking, but more sloppy at fucking... as for cum, honestly the feeling of warm bodily fluids freaks me out a little


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    #14319013 - 04/19/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

im not hating. a relationship is different. I was jus speaking of most girls ive been with.

maybe they are all just dirty dirty sluts :shrug:


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    #14319218 - 04/19/11 07:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hey, if he was deeply in love, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation. I'm just saying, if you're really into hot, creative, wild sex, and she doesn't even like to give head, it's probably not a real good match sexually, and will only lead to deep resentment and frustration later on.

I'm not into making somebody do something they don't want to do, either.

I'm saying, if you're not sexually compatible, don't try to fit your square peg into her round hole. It won't be pleasurable for either of you.


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    #14319519 - 04/19/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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    #14320480 - 04/19/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I'm saying, if you're not sexually compatible, don't try to fit your square peg into her round hole. It won't be pleasurable for either of you.




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    #14321680 - 04/20/11 06:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Hey, if he was deeply in love, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation. I'm just saying, if you're really into hot, creative, wild sex, and she doesn't even like to give head, it's probably not a real good match sexually, and will only lead to deep resentment and frustration later on.

I'm not into making somebody do something they don't want to do, either.

I'm saying, if you're not sexually compatible, don't try to fit your square peg into her round hole. It won't be pleasurable for either of you.





It depends on how old she is, if the girl is 18-25 he might stand a chance of turning her into a dirty filthy afterall.
She is probably just putting on a front saying she dont do it because she doesnt want to do it for him yet. Then she will eventually decide to do it and act like its her first time giving head to try and make him feel special.

They do that shit all the time.


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    #14321866 - 04/20/11 08:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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It depends on how old she is, if the girl is 18-25 he might stand a chance of turning her into a dirty filthy afterall.





There is definitely some truth to that, so I guess that just depends on what the relationship is worth to the OP. Dumping her may still be beneficial. She may come running back with her dick sucking lips primed and ready for action!


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    #14330190 - 04/21/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

^ Lol.


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    #14330478 - 04/21/11 10:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think I said it somewhere else in this thread but I'm not sure so I wanna say it again just in case. Most of you in this thread are total assholes.  Just throwin' it out there...


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    #14330642 - 04/21/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Thats what makes the world so rich. Diversity. The coming together of many opinions and ways of life. Its a beautiful thing. Dont take it for granted.


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    #14335176 - 04/22/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I once was offered a blowjob by a girl I pulled up next to while waiting for fries at the McDonalds drive through. I started backing out after getting my fries and she had her friends who were out of the car stop me. She had a nice face but she had meth mouth. She asked where I was going and I said, "Leaving." and she was like what if I give you head. I said "Still Leaving" and left. Probably would have sucked my dick like never before. My friends in the backseat couldn't understand why I would turn down head. They were all black though and said they would have never turned down a white bitch.

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: CloudyInside]
    #14335353 - 04/22/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I always have girlfriends who I turn into filthy animals who will suck my dick on a whim, and then 4 months later they start over thinking the sex and back out. Its retarded.:wow:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Joolz]
    #14335646 - 04/22/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

then fuck em. they either put out for me. or fuck em. i dont like no bitches.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: dshow]
    #14337640 - 04/23/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

My wife just gave me a blowjob after getting off on her silver bullet. She used the vibrator on my balls and asshole as she sucked me off. It was phenomenal. :cool::thumbup: :shrug:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14337670 - 04/23/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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A girl who doesn't like to give oral is just not that into sex. Dump her.





this is just not always true. my last GF loved sex, we would fool around for hours. sometimes she would get off more the 6 times a night. but she really didn't know what she was doing, i had to teach her like everything. anyways, she said she had never given a BJ before me, and the first couple where horrible, but then she figured it out, but never seemed to like it, i would always have to ask for one, that's lame.  and she had no issue with cum on her, it fact she liked me coming on her tits and stomach, but she hated it in her mouth. she would even stop and wipe the pre-cum of the head mid-BJ, agin, lame. still wish i was pounding her tho...


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #14341423 - 04/23/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

@Cloudy, you have standards some people have them some don't. I have a friend who would fuck anything that walks his motto is "pussy is pussy". To each is own.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Fragment]
    #14341624 - 04/24/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it's all pink between the thighs.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: broken] * 1
    #14344673 - 04/24/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Make sure it's clean
but I <3 giving blow jobs!
If you're enjoying it, make some noise, let us know you like it!


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: san112]
    #14344859 - 04/24/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i like it, do it moar


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: san112]
    #14345148 - 04/24/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Make sure it's clean
but I <3 giving blow jobs!
If you're enjoying it, make some noise, let us know you like it!



It really bothers me when guys are completely quiet. But I hate talking during.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Takura001]
    #14347205 - 04/25/11 01:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I just hold her hair and give her the soft sighs and "oh my god" and all that good stuff. Then return the favor! :fonda: Works out for the most part, especially if you don't make her do it too long. I need like 2 minutes of work to finish off the hardness and then I can't stand it anymore. I must fuck!


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #18388656 - 06/08/13 05:19 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

im sorry i know some women like to suck give blow jobs but why is some women don't like it i love sex and love going down on women but why is it that my wife don't like to go down on me i ask her and she don't know why but i never had one but love feel or know what it is like from bill


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: william70]
    #18388683 - 06/08/13 05:25 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

hey what do the girls think about pubes?

is it worth it to shave em off or what?

will it help me get more blowjobs?


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Shins]
    #18389015 - 06/08/13 06:34 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

i would think yes less hair they will not get in the way when they go down on you i do mine just wish my wife would do me or have women do me so i know what its like


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: william70]
    #18389177 - 06/08/13 07:06 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Definitely shave the pubes, or at least trim them up. There's nothing more distracting than getting a hair in my mouth while I'm trying to give head. That or a piece of fuzz randomly stuck to the cock, haha.

I didn't read this whole thread at all but in response to the original question, I don't mind giving bj's to my boyfriend, but after a while my jaw starts to hurt and cum isn't exactly what I would call tasty.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18389243 - 06/08/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

noted :smirk:

yeah ive had to stop to pull out hairs from my mouth before lol.

you know your mouth and tongue gets sore lickin the pussy too

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: william70]
    #18389247 - 06/08/13 07:19 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Shins]
    #18389273 - 06/08/13 07:23 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Hmm, never been given head before so I never really considered that a guy's mouth and tongue might get sore too but I can imagine, especially since it generally takes women longer to get off than guys.

I did know about the food thing though, but my boyfriend isn't much of a fruit eater sadly. :frown:

And he loves asparagus, as do I. :lol:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18389297 - 06/08/13 07:26 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Hmm, never been given head before




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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Shins]
    #18389321 - 06/08/13 07:31 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I dunno, its hard for me to get off by having my clit fingered/rubbed, even for myself to do it. That coupled with the fact that I've always just felt self-conscious about it. I don't like the smell of pussy. I think it would be too hard for me to let go of that self-consciousness to be able to enjoy it. :shrug: I've actually been reading into it and I've found that a lot of women don't like their own smell, but men go crazy over it. Has something to do with pheromones being released I believe.

But back to the getting off part, the only way I can really orgasm is to grind really hard either against him while I am on top of him, or a pillow or something like that when I am masturbating by myself. Always done it that way since I discovered masturbation at like 7 years old. :shrug:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18389477 - 06/08/13 08:02 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

eating pussy is a good time, just relax and let your BF do it.
also,
have you ever tried stimulating your g-spot?


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: broken]
    #18389592 - 06/08/13 08:25 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Yes, but I've never orgasmed from it.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18391915 - 06/09/13 11:07 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

gotta relax and have a dude whos good at it.

a lot of girls like it best.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18392638 - 06/09/13 02:15 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

ok well forget about the g-spot then;
  -you say you need to grind on him or a pillow; well, he can grind his face on your pussy, and as we all know a mouth feels way different then a hand so it won't feel like the rubbing you've done yourself that you say has to be really hard.

if he wants to do it, just relax and let him do it,
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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: broken]
    #18392745 - 06/09/13 02:38 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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ok well forget about the g-spot then;
  -you say you need to grind on him or a pillow; well, he can grind his face on your pussy, and as we all know a mouth feels way different then a hand so it won't feel like the rubbing you've done yourself that you say has to be really hard.

if he wants to do it, just relax and let him do it,
  i'm sure you will both enjoy it.



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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18393001 - 06/09/13 03:56 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Those of you that enjoy it, what about it do you like so much? My boyfriend just doesn't seem very gung ho about it.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18393054 - 06/09/13 04:12 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

How old is he?


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: automan]
    #18393113 - 06/09/13 04:30 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

23 but we are each other's first sexual partners.


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    #18393132 - 06/09/13 04:35 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Your next boyfriend will be much better at it. IME, only selfish guys don't like to do it.

Giving head is awesome. The way a girls thighs start to shake around your head and you have to hold them down to keep them from crawling away.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: automan]
    #18393173 - 06/09/13 04:48 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Heh I've been with him for 6 years. We say we are in it for the long haul but you can't predict the future.  :shrug:

Sounds enjoyable from the way you describe it though. :awesome:


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18393209 - 06/09/13 04:55 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: automan] * 1
    #18393226 - 06/09/13 04:59 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Your next boyfriend will be much better at it. IME, only selfish guys don't like to do it.

Giving head is awesome. The way a girls thighs start to shake around your head and you have to hold them down to keep them from crawling away.



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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
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Sounds enjoyable from the way you describe it though. :awesome:




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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #18393316 - 06/09/13 05:22 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Your next boyfriend will be much better at it. IME, only selfish guys don't like to do it.

Giving head is awesome. The way a girls thighs start to shake around your head and you have to hold them down to keep them from crawling away.



:yesnod:

Sounds awful that your BF isn't interested.




Ehh he isn't interested in much to do with me these days, but that's a whole 'nother can of worms that I'd rather not get into. Ahh, if only honeymoon phases could last forever. Maybe I can somehow manage to convince him.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #18393729 - 06/09/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Heh I've been with him for 6 years. We say we are in it for the long haul but you can't predict the future.  :shrug:

Sounds enjoyable from the way you describe it though. :awesome:





If you're in it for the long haul then you're gonna need to get him on your page sexually.


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    #18393753 - 06/09/13 07:11 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I need him to get on my page on a lot more things than just sex. Communication is our biggest problem and every time I try to discuss an issue with him, it ends up blowing up into an argument with me crying and him threatening to leave me. Nothing ever gets solved. Maybe I should go make a thread on communication because I seriously need advice. :facepalm:


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    #18394724 - 06/09/13 10:08 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

It sounds like you need to break up to be honest.  None of those things you're speaking of are even remotely healthy qualities in a relationship.


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    #18394840 - 06/09/13 10:37 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah ballerium, seems like you need to cut things off with him. You haven't been together all that long and it's that bad? You can try to fix it but it doesn't sound like he wants to.


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    #18394871 - 06/09/13 10:45 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I agree, they aren't, I just feel like most of our issues wouldn't even be issues if we could communicate with each other effectively. I think over time the fact that has pushed us apart because we would get into so many arguments. We both still love each other and I just have this hope I guess that we will eventually be able to get over this and be happy again. That is what I want, and he says that is what he wants too, that he doesn't want to leave me. He says a lot of hurtful things when we argue that I don't think he truly means.

External factors such as living with my parents right now, being in debt, having bad credit, and being unable to afford to move out or do anything fun really, definitely are probably influencing the way we are toward each other as well. So I am trying to remain optimistic about the whole thing and wanting to give our situation a chance to get better. We have lived with my parents pretty much the whole time we have been together except for about 6 months. Then we ended up losing our jobs and things just got worse.

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Yeah ballerium, seems like you need to cut things off with him. You haven't been together all that long and it's that bad? You can try to fix it but it doesn't sound like he wants to.




We've been together for 6 years, which is a pretty long time for someone's first relationship. I think it would be really painful for both of us to leave someone who we had shared that much time with.

It doesn't seem like he is eager to fix it, but there's also other stuff going on that is just too much to explain which is why I didn't want to open that can of worms in the first place. Maybe I'll explain another time, but for now I have to get some sleep.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18396330 - 06/10/13 08:31 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Communication is our biggest problem and every time I try to discuss an issue with him, it ends up blowing up into an argument with me crying and him threatening to leave me. Nothing ever gets solved.




been there, done that.
i'm not trying to be a dick but it sounds like it's time to move on to me.

when me and my baby's momma split i was heart-broken but also very relieved to be out of a relationship with someone who wanted to argue all the time about every little thing, and con't to make more issues, and issues wore, rather then solve any of them.

my best bud said about the split: "now you can learn how to be happy again."
i thought he was a total ass for saying it at the time but he was right, i did learn how to be happy again.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: broken]
    #18396337 - 06/10/13 08:32 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

Because it's like being choked with a hot dog, but at least the hot dog tastes okay..


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: broken]
    #18396712 - 06/10/13 10:37 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Communication is our biggest problem and every time I try to discuss an issue with him, it ends up blowing up into an argument with me crying and him threatening to leave me. Nothing ever gets solved.




been there, done that.
i'm not trying to be a dick but it sounds like it's time to move on to me.

when me and my baby's momma split i was heart-broken but also very relieved to be out of a relationship with someone who wanted to argue all the time about every little thing, and con't to make more issues, and issues wore, rather then solve any of them.

my best bud said about the split: "now you can learn how to be happy again."
i thought he was a total ass for saying it at the time but he was right, i did learn how to be happy again.




Yeah I know you're just trying to help and I appreciate the advice. But I guess the way I see it is that we're both going to have to get better at communication at some point, whether its between the two of us or with someone else. Might as well get it right the first time. I actually began researching communication just this week haha. Why I didn't do this sooner I have no idea. But I at least want to try and do some things differently before I just give up.


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    #18396728 - 06/10/13 10:46 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: 36fuckin5]
    #18396780 - 06/10/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

It's a 2 year old thread that got bumped by a puppet, :awepuss:
  No-one cares if we are off-topic.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium]
    #18397014 - 06/10/13 12:06 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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the way I see it is that we're both going to have to get better at communication at some point




Not necessarily.  :shrug:  I hope it works out though.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #18397078 - 06/10/13 12:23 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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It's a 2 year old thread that got bumped by a puppet, :awepuss:
  No-one cares if we are off-topic.




:whathesaid:

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Ballerium said:
the way I see it is that we're both going to have to get better at communication at some point




Not necessarily.  :shrug:  I hope it works out though.




Thank you. But what do you mean not necessarily?


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium] * 2
    #18397115 - 06/10/13 12:31 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

In a better world we would all continually improve ourselves, and no-one would get stuck in a rut.  Now, I don't know you or your dude, but it's quite possible that things will not get any better.  It sounds like you are ready to put in the effort, but will he reciprocate?

My point is, he could go his entire life and not get a bit better at communicating without causing trouble. 
On the other hand, he could snap out of it, realize what you mean to him, and try harder to make it work.  There are just no guarantees and I hope you can continue to keep a realistic eye on things and get out if you have to.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #18397155 - 06/10/13 12:39 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Sleepwalker]
    #18397398 - 06/10/13 01:40 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Sleepwalker said:
In a better world we would all continually improve ourselves, and no-one would get stuck in a rut.  Now, I don't know you or your dude, but it's quite possible that things will not get any better.  It sounds like you are ready to put in the effort, but will he reciprocate?

My point is, he could go his entire life and not get a bit better at communicating without causing trouble. 
On the other hand, he could snap out of it, realize what you mean to him, and try harder to make it work.  There are just no guarantees and I hope you can continue to keep a realistic eye on things and get out if you have to.




Ahh yeah, I see what you are saying. I'm hopeful that if I make an effort, he will do the same. Certainly not blaming all the problems on him, as I do have a hot temper at times myself and when you have two people that suck at communicating like we do, buttons get pushed pretty easily haha. We'll see what happens.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: broken] * 1
    #18398125 - 06/10/13 04:15 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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It's a 2 year old thread that got bumped by a puppet, :awepuss:
  No-one cares if we are off-topic.




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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium] * 2
    #18398210 - 06/10/13 04:36 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

I've been in relationships where I kept saying it was external circumstances that prevented us from being happy, from progress together, etc. The reality is that I waited and waited for those circumstances to change thinking that once they did, everything else would work out. I'll tell you from experience the only thing that happened was wasting a lot of time where I could've been happier doing something else, somewhere else, alone or with someone else. Life is too short.

You know your relationship better than anyone else here but I can say that you are obviously very beautiful, intelligent, loving, and sweet. Maybe it's time to add 'happy' to that list as well.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: keyohnah]
    #18399204 - 06/10/13 08:14 PM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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I've been in relationships where I kept saying it was external circumstances that prevented us from being happy, from progress together, etc. The reality is that I waited and waited for those circumstances to change thinking that once they did, everything else would work out. I'll tell you from experience the only thing that happened was wasting a lot of time where I could've been happier doing something else, somewhere else, alone or with someone else. Life is too short.

You know your relationship better than anyone else here but I can say that you are obviously very beautiful, intelligent, loving, and sweet. Maybe it's time to add 'happy' to that list as well.



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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: CaptainFantasy]
    #18402465 - 06/11/13 11:04 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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Because it's like being choked with a hot dog, but at least the hot dog tastes okay..




you could always flavor it with some tasty oils lol


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #18402531 - 06/11/13 11:23 AM (10 years, 7 months ago)

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I need him to get on my page on a lot more things than just sex. Communication is our biggest problem and every time I try to discuss an issue with him, it ends up blowing up into an argument with me crying and him threatening to leave me. Nothing ever gets solved. Maybe I should go make a thread on communication because I seriously need advice. :facepalm:





Damn girl. That's a really unhealthy relationship. You deserve better. As painful/hard as it'll be at first, I really think you need to drop the axe on this relationship. Move on, focus on yourself for a while, then find a man that'll treat you the way that you deserve to be treated. You'll be way better off & happier in the long run if you do this.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #18584504 - 07/20/13 11:18 AM (10 years, 6 months ago)

If you watch the movie Bachelorette (on Netflix) when shes on the plane is explains Blow Jobs perfectly. WATCH IT


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #20568808 - 09/14/14 09:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

I am one of those chicks who hated blow jobs so I understand what you are dealing with. I even made myself really good at it so when I felt I had to do it that it wouldn't last that long. I'm very much so into it now. It is sometimes hard to admit. My last bf had no idea. I never told him how much I loved seeing his reactions to what I was doing. I would say if you are involved with a chick who isn't into it do something for her to make her want to get you off in that way. Also, sometime encouragement and letting her know what like when she does it might be helpful.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #20570362 - 09/15/14 11:14 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Not all girls hate blow jobs. Some like it a lot. You marry the one that likes it a lot.


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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #20570557 - 09/15/14 12:37 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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keyohnah said:
I've been in relationships where I kept saying it was external circumstances that prevented us from being happy, from progress together, etc. The reality is that I waited and waited for those circumstances to change thinking that once they did, everything else would work out. I'll tell you from experience the only thing that happened was wasting a lot of time where I could've been happier doing something else, somewhere else, alone or with someone else. Life is too short.

You know your relationship better than anyone else here but I can say that you are obviously very beautiful, intelligent, loving, and sweet. Maybe it's time to add 'happy' to that list as well.



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Re: Why do girls hate blowjobs? [Re: pfxtc] * 2
    #20574036 - 09/16/14 05:49 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Not all girls hate blow jobs. Some like it a lot. You marry the one that likes it a lot.





the girls with a penis like it a lot


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