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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
    #14076004 - 03/06/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

2 days

i foresee it being a very long time from here on out however


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14076107 - 03/06/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

12 hours. I like Sex!


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: atayia]
    #14076152 - 03/06/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm in the same boat as you, unfortunately.  It's been like 3 years for me.  It looks like I'm destined to be a crazy cat lady. :sadyes:

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands] * 1
    #14076321 - 03/06/11 04:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

if you moved to california, i could change that for you. :naughty:


it's been about 6 months for me. not my longest going without, but it doesn't really bother me that i'm not getting any action (with the exception of a couple days every month or so when i'm crazy horny).


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14076621 - 03/06/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
if you moved to california, i could change that for you. :naughty:


it's been about 6 months for me. not my longest going without, but it doesn't really bother me that i'm not getting any action (with the exception of a couple days every month or so when i'm crazy horny).



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I'm in the same boat as you, unfortunately.  It's been like 3 years for me.  It looks like I'm destined to be a crazy cat lady. :sadyes:





here's to a gathering! i'm headed to cali in 2 weeks yay :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14076855 - 03/06/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I get laid so sporatically i don't keep track anymore. I think
its been 4 or 5 months. Whats wierd is how good looking I am,
you would think I get it all the time. I know that sounds really
douschey but its true. I just dont get out much =/

But when I do do the dirty, I don't masturbate for a month afterwards lol. It just doesn't do anything for me compared to sex.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14076999 - 03/06/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It's almost been a year for me with no real hope in sight. It's just been making me rather depressed which bugs me. I can't stop feeling sorry for myself. Shit sucks yo! :megacrankey:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14077030 - 03/06/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

mushiepussy said:
I get laid so sporatically i don't keep track anymore. I think
its been 4 or 5 months. Whats wierd is how good looking I am,
you would think I get it all the time. I know that sounds really
douschey but its true. I just dont get out much =/

But when I do do the dirty, I don't masturbate for a month afterwards lol. It just doesn't do anything for me compared to sex.




i almost prefer masturbation to sex, i'm weird.

i can never cum when i'm with a girl, it takes me hours. they usually have to stop because i don't :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077213 - 03/06/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
Quote:

mushiepussy said:
I get laid so sporatically i don't keep track anymore. I think
its been 4 or 5 months. Whats wierd is how good looking I am,
you would think I get it all the time. I know that sounds really
douschey but its true. I just dont get out much =/

But when I do do the dirty, I don't masturbate for a month afterwards lol. It just doesn't do anything for me compared to sex.




i almost prefer masturbation to sex, i'm weird.

i can never cum when i'm with a girl, it takes me hours. they usually have to stop because i don't :lol:




haha been there. i think it is because masturbation puts much more
pressure on your dick than the average vagina, so a vagina produces
less sensation. But a vagina does feel fantastic, and if you find
a tight one it's hands down better than masturbation, pun intended.

IMO, nothing can compare to a nice bj.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: mushiepussy]
    #14077330 - 03/06/11 07:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

guess i just havn't found a tight one, i should start hanging around high schools i guess.

and i really don't like blowjobs.

:crazy2:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077340 - 03/06/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you just need a woman that does her kegels like she should.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? *DELETED* [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077349 - 03/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077352 - 03/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

lol what is a kegel?

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: CandyGirl] * 5
    #14077364 - 03/06/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you and BothHands should both come over then. i'll take care of you lovely ladies.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth] * 1
    #14077393 - 03/06/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077394 - 03/06/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
you and BothHands should both come over then. i'll take care of you lovely ladies.




i'll be the safety observer.


Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
you just need a woman that does her kegels like she should.




last time i almost had to tell her to stop.. it was bad.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14077775 - 03/06/11 08:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
if you moved to california, i could change that for you. :naughty:


it's been about 6 months for me. not my longest going without, but it doesn't really bother me that i'm not getting any action (with the exception of a couple days every month or so when i'm crazy horny).




Haha, I wish.  Florida's one hell of a way away.

I'm not even that unattractive.  I'm just so desperately shy.  Alcohol doesn't even help that much anymore.

And CandyGirl is absolutely gorgeous.  Can't believe she's been more than a year.

I think I'm gonna have to go to a bar on ecstasy if I ever wanna get laid again. :lol:

Or to California, apparently :tongue2:

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14077800 - 03/06/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

2 weeks ago. hopefully soon again :shrug:

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14077972 - 03/06/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yes, just come to california. i need to practice my cunnilingus skills.


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14078013 - 03/06/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oh my.. :blush:

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