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I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin
    #14077283 - 03/06/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yay

at least i don't know what im missing


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles] * 3
    #14077286 - 03/06/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14077300 - 03/06/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Any reasons as to why you haven't slayed yet?


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14077306 - 03/06/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Get you some birthday tail :thumbup:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #14077307 - 03/06/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My dad was a virgin till he was 27... then he married my mom.

TBH I'm not sure how those people managed to come up with me and my brother.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14077311 - 03/06/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It's not all that serious. If you don't want to your not really missing out on much. But some good pootang every now and than helps boost yo ego and makes you overall happy.


:smile:


even a good bj.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Youshouldknowabc] * 4
    #14077316 - 03/06/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

sex is overrated


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14077318 - 03/06/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I was 22 my first time. Its ok but bitches are crazy. I wont fuck again till i find a girl that i feel something towards. Im not puttin up with crazy emotional bullshit unless its worth it.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077327 - 03/06/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
sex is overrated




This is actually pretty true. Our culture worships sex like a graven idol, but it's just a part of day-to-day life like eating, shitting, sleeping, etc.

You might be underwhelmed once you finally have it, and you might not have really good sex until a while after you lose your virginity, but hey, like eating, shittnig, sleeping, etc. I'd prefer to do it than not.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14077334 - 03/06/11 07:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sex in the morning makes me a more efficient person for rest of the day.

Hold out and don't pay for it, lol.

Really not that hard IMO to pull some poon though, there is less competition then you think.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14077341 - 03/06/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:haha:


you're not trying hard enough


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #14077342 - 03/06/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

like previously stated, the best part of sex is the ego boost.

women know you're having sex, when you're having sex.

other then that, it's just another way to cum, masturbation is a lot easier :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077350 - 03/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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like previously stated, the best part of sex is the ego boost.

women know you're having sex, when you're having sex.

other then that, it's just another way to cum, masturbation is a lot easier :lol:





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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #14077358 - 03/06/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Sex in the morning makes me a more efficient person for rest of the day.

Hold out and don't pay for it, lol.

Really not that hard IMO to pull some poon though, there is less competition then you think.





Yeah that.

For me, one of the hardest things to learn was that women near-universally expect you to make the first move. I spent years thinking I had to wait for a woman to make an obvious signal that it was time to initiate sexytimes, when in fact it's the other way around, she is waiting for you to do that, and very rarely does she want you to have to ask for approval first.

IE, if you don't just grab her when the time is right (timing is just about as important as initiative), she's going to assume that you're not interested and lose interest herself.

It's a really hard barrier to break, especially if you actually care about women and are concerned about her comfort level and respect for you. Just remember that you're not going to get in trouble for anything you do unless you persist in your advances after being clearly rejected.

It's ridiculous, considering how it's beaten into our heads from childhood that it's "wrong" to "disrespect" a woman that way, but the rules are kinda fucked up at the moment. :shrug:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077369 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you speak truth


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077371 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah tchan I know what you mean 100%

it's like, you gotta go all or nothin, and if they want nothin, things turn awkward real quick :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #14077373 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Dont let what other people expect of you  rule how you live, like dont worry about being a "virgin" just because your worried what sombody would think.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077380 - 03/06/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Just don't put the pussy on a pedastool. Good luck on your journey.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: biff]
    #14077461 - 03/06/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

it's ok, i'm 23 and still a virgin.

nah, actually only half of that is true...

i'm 25.

:smirk:

but yeah, i wish women would make the first move, especially when it comes to teh sexytime. soo many times i've made the first move and they'd be like "don't do that, or i'm calling the police." lol.

but nah, it's not that hard, as long as your moderately attractive. just go start conversations and make them laugh.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14077472 - 03/06/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

on the 30th? 23 days is plenty of time to get laid.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: KrishnaDreamer] * 1
    #14077481 - 03/06/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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it's ok, i'm 23 and still a virgin.

nah, actually only half of that is true...

i'm 25.

:smirk:

but yeah, i wish women would make the first move, especially when it comes to teh sexytime. soo many times i've made the first move and they'd be like "don't do that, or i'm calling the police." lol.

but nah, it's not that hard, as long as your moderately attractive. just go start conversations and make them laugh.




or "how did you get in my house" is another one

bitches is crazy!


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Set]
    #14077482 - 03/06/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:haha:


you're not trying hard enough



Or trying too hard...i didnt lose my virginity till I stopped trying.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: HuHEN]
    #14077484 - 03/06/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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on the 30th? 23 days is plenty of time to get laid.



:headbanger:

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14077487 - 03/06/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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it's ok, i'm 23 and still a virgin.

nah, actually only half of that is true...

i'm 25.

:smirk:

but yeah, i wish women would make the first move, especially when it comes to teh sexytime. soo many times i've made the first move and they'd be like "don't do that, or i'm calling the police." lol.

but nah, it's not that hard, as long as your moderately attractive. just go start conversations and make them laugh.




Yeah, I'd go so far as to say it's a double standard. We've been so traumatized by the potential fallout of making the wrong move at the wrong time that we're too fucked in the head with guilt and anxiety to intuit the right moves and right times.

On the female side, most still don't even comprehend the possibility that sex might go smoother for them if they try making the first move and picking out their men the way men have historically picked out their women (when it wasn't against the law to just fuck someone you found attractive unless she was already spoken for). Instead they put on slutty dresses, slather on makeup, etc. and wait for the most attractive available barbarian willing to disrespect her space, threatening any of those deemed unworthy with police action.

I really hope I don't sound like I have a chip on my shoulder here, or like I'm misogynistic, but it's really a fucked-up state of affairs.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: KrishnaDreamer] * 1
    #14077507 - 03/06/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077509 - 03/06/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

KrishnaDreamer said:
it's ok, i'm 23 and still a virgin.

nah, actually only half of that is true...

i'm 25.

:smirk:

but yeah, i wish women would make the first move, especially when it comes to teh sexytime. soo many times i've made the first move and they'd be like "don't do that, or i'm calling the police." lol.

but nah, it's not that hard, as long as your moderately attractive. just go start conversations and make them laugh.




or "how did you get in my house" is another one

bitches is crazy!





all I've ever had them tell me is "mfff mhmffff" which I always took as "let's do it"


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077517 - 03/06/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I WILL BE YOUR BARBARIAN :shirtlesssoldier:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14077521 - 03/06/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

pfxtc said:
Quote:

KrishnaDreamer said:
it's ok, i'm 23 and still a virgin.

nah, actually only half of that is true...

i'm 25.

:smirk:

but yeah, i wish women would make the first move, especially when it comes to teh sexytime. soo many times i've made the first move and they'd be like "don't do that, or i'm calling the police." lol.

but nah, it's not that hard, as long as your moderately attractive. just go start conversations and make them laugh.




or "how did you get in my house" is another one

bitches is crazy!





all I've ever had them tell me is "mfff mhmffff" which I always took as "let's do it"




:highfive:

:rofl:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #14077528 - 03/06/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #14077536 - 03/06/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Its ok but bitches are crazy. I wont fuck again till i find a girl that i feel something towards. Im not puttin up with crazy emotional bullshit unless its worth it.





:thumbup:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: withoutawire]
    #14077551 - 03/06/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i get laid on occasion but not often

i have no game and am not interested in the dating scene

every girlfriend i've ever known was introduced to me by a friend, i'm just not the "hey baby" type :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14077566 - 03/06/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077571 - 03/06/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ive never been introduced to a girlfriend, I found all mine at random where i least expected it.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14077580 - 03/06/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
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it's ok, i'm 23 and still a virgin.

nah, actually only half of that is true...

i'm 25.

:smirk:

but yeah, i wish women would make the first move, especially when it comes to teh sexytime. soo many times i've made the first move and they'd be like "don't do that, or i'm calling the police." lol.

but nah, it's not that hard, as long as your moderately attractive. just go start conversations and make them laugh.




or "how did you get in my house" is another one

bitches is crazy!





all I've ever had them tell me is "mfff mhmffff" which I always took as "let's do it"




or "don't put that there!"

oops, too late.

another story of failed sexytime:

i was on an international flight with a pretty sexy lady sitting next to me, she'd be rubbing up on my arm and whatnot throughout the flight. when the flight ended she looked at me, i looked at her, then we parted ways. guess it was my fault for not talking at all and just awkwardly molesting her with my arm.

:facepalm:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14077581 - 03/06/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ive never been introduced to a girlfriend, I found all mine at random where i least expected it.




we are different, you and i.

i guess my only exception was in high school where i met her in class but all others were friends of friends or family of friends.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077583 - 03/06/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I am 22 as well and just realized in like the last year that it isn't hard at all for me to get laid. I think I have gotten a lot more attractive and confident.

I know this sounds like played out advice(because it is) but be yourself. Not the introverted internet dweller version of yourself but a confident self assured version. Don't buy into tricks and pick up artist methods just don't be afraid to be the person you are. Everyone wants to have sex with someone so no matter what you look like there is someone equally unattractive that will fuck you. :mustardaccident:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: HuHEN]
    #14077595 - 03/06/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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fuck you. :mustardaccident:




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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: HuHEN]
    #14077597 - 03/06/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

....but the question is; would you REALLY want to fuck someone as equally unattractive as yourself?


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14077607 - 03/06/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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    #14077611 - 03/06/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I am 22 as well and just realized in like the last year that it isn't hard at all for me to get laid. I think I have gotten a lot more attractive and confident.

I know this sounds like played out advice(because it is) but be yourself. Not the introverted internet dweller version of yourself but a confident self assured version. Don't buy into tricks and pick up artist methods just don't be afraid to be the person you are. Everyone wants to have sex with someone so no matter what you look like there is someone equally unattractive that will fuck you. :mustardaccident:




i think it's just the quality of women i'm surrounded with

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14077622 - 03/06/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well if you want to start having sex it is probably your best bet. Atleast until you are confident enough to start trying to pick up chicks that are hotter than you.


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Another subject I've been thinking about...

I don't think the friend zone is actually real. It's an illusion, perceived only by men who are respectful of women's boundaries enough that the idea of grabbing your attractive friend-but-maybe-more around the waist is inconceivable without intoxicated disinhibition or a clearly-worded free pass across her boundaries.


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I lost my virginity to a chick who was WAAAAAY hotter than me.

I guess what im tryin to say here is you shouldnt settle just to lose the v-card.


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I am 22 as well and just realized in like the last year that it isn't hard at all for me to get laid. I think I have gotten a lot more attractive and confident.

I know this sounds like played out advice(because it is) but be yourself. Not the introverted internet dweller version of yourself but a confident self assured version. Don't buy into tricks and pick up artist methods just don't be afraid to be the person you are. Everyone wants to have sex with someone so no matter what you look like there is someone equally unattractive that will fuck you. :mustardaccident:




i think it's just the quality of women i'm surrounded with

aka they're all whores :lol:





Yah if you want to be fucking hot yet bitchy girls then you better be a dick. If you surround your self with good interesting attractive women you can get laid without being a juiced up gorilla.


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I am 22 as well and just realized in like the last year that it isn't hard at all for me to get laid. I think I have gotten a lot more attractive and confident.

I know this sounds like played out advice(because it is) but be yourself. Not the introverted internet dweller version of yourself but a confident self assured version. Don't buy into tricks and pick up artist methods just don't be afraid to be the person you are. Everyone wants to have sex with someone so no matter what you look like there is someone equally unattractive that will fuck you. :mustardaccident:




i think it's just the quality of women i'm surrounded with

aka they're all whores :lol:





Yah if you want to be fucking hot yet bitchy girls then you better be a dick. If you surround your self with good interesting attractive women you can get laid without being a juiced up gorilla.




lol

i just kind of like to meet people in spurts, like 2008-2009 i had a shitload of friends/girlfriends, then last 2 years.. nothin, but this last month it's been picking up, but i sense a decline coming up

it's all good though i'm just working on myself, what else can ya do?


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077682 - 03/06/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Another subject I've been thinking about...

I don't think the friend zone is actually real. It's an illusion, perceived only by men who are respectful of women's boundaries enough that the idea of grabbing your attractive friend-but-maybe-more around the waist is inconceivable without intoxicated disinhibition or a clearly-worded free pass across her boundaries.




No, the friend zone is proven science. If a woman considers you a friend, better set up camp and build a house because you'll be there for a long ass time. You know those cheesy 80's movies where the girl dates an asshole all film while ignoring her clearly superior but clearly uglier comrade, but then at the end she realises that he is the one for her after a tearful monologue?

Real life is the same thing, for both sexes - except without the monologue.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077685 - 03/06/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

We could be friends. Then there would be pussy for everyone!


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it's all good though i'm just working on myself, what else can ya do?




Yeah man I know how that is. When I was working a couple years ago I managed to get to the point where I was surrounded by really cute girls every weekend. And not the obnoxious kind, but actual intelligent, interesting people who are also dynamite babes.

I never jumped on any of them though, too respectful y'know? They're chill people and we still keep in touch but I hardly ever get to see them anymore because I'm picking up the slack in school and don't want to spend inordinate amounts of time traveling to see them (they live like half an hour away from me) and I've been sleeping and getting up very early on a regular basis. Makes it REALLY hard to muster the enthusiasm for driving down there and playing the game at parties on a Friday evening.

I'm not too upset about it though. Making sacrifices for your education has a tendency to make you more attractive later in life. :tongue:


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    #14077702 - 03/06/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think the friend zone is an illusion. It only has power over you if you believe in it.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: gzuf]
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Another subject I've been thinking about...

I don't think the friend zone is actually real. It's an illusion, perceived only by men who are respectful of women's boundaries enough that the idea of grabbing your attractive friend-but-maybe-more around the waist is inconceivable without intoxicated disinhibition or a clearly-worded free pass across her boundaries.




No, the friend zone is proven science. If a woman considers you a friend, better set up camp and build a house because you'll be there for a long ass time. You know those cheesy 80's movies where the girl dates an asshole all film while ignoring her clearly superior but clearly uglier comrade, but then at the end she realises that he is the one for her after a tearful monologue?

Real life is the same thing, for both sexes - except without the monologue.




It makes sense to me though. Any solid relationship must be built on a foundation of deep familiarity and strengthened by challenges.

But yeah, I don't think we're talking about the same "friend zone." Guys talk about the "friend zone" like it's some kind of sexual death sentence.


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    #14077791 - 03/06/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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It makes sense to me though. Any solid relationship must be built on a foundation of deep familiarity and strengthened by challenges.




But if you miss that chance to go to the relationship level; whether you miss a sign, don't act at the right time, act at the wrong time - you're just a friend. Pack it in and move on because that is a hard hole to dig out of. Women are a huge game, or at least in the ways that meeting anyone for the first time is. If I dig a girl and I feel like she has some interest in my direction it's a fun fucking game, I love the whole flirt/primal "dance" that people engage in on an almost subconscious level. When things work out right and you have the HUGE pleasure of having a woman on your arm you feel like a God. If you lose, well, masturbation and a bag of chips.


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It makes sense to me though. Any solid relationship must be built on a foundation of deep familiarity and strengthened by challenges.




But if you miss that chance to go to the relationship level; whether you miss a sign, don't act at the right time, act at the wrong time - you're just a friend. Pack it in and move on because that is a hard hole to dig out of. Women are a huge game, or at least in the ways that meeting anyone for the first time is. If I dig a girl and I feel like she has some interest in my direction it's a fun fucking game, I love the whole flirt/primal "dance" that people engage in on an almost subconscious level. When things work out right and you have the HUGE pleasure of having a woman on your arm you feel like a God. If you lose, well, masturbation and a bag of chips.




Yeah this is what I'm talking about. The friend zone is a delusion made of shamed manhood and intimidation.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077808 - 03/06/11 08:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

At least you get chips.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077814 - 03/06/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

if a girl would fuck you, friend with benefit; if a girl would not fuck you, you're a friend.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14077898 - 03/06/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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if a girl would fuck you, friend with benefit; if a girl would not fuck you, you're a friend.

i've got girls i wouldn't fuck as friends.




Me too, quite a few.

I'm just saying that sexual relationships are far too dynamic and mutable for such a thing as a "zone" in which you can become "trapped" to be anything other than a form of major depression.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077924 - 03/06/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

like when girls start feeling sorry for you?

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
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Many evolutionary psychologists theorize that the syndrome of depression has its roots in the need for a compromised member of the community to be cared-for and supported in order to resume serving a vital social function. The person enters a state where their difficulty finding meaning and purpose is biologically exposed to people who might be able to help steer them in new directions.

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Many evolutionary psychologists theorize that the syndrome of depression has its roots in the need for a compromised member of the community to be cared-for and supported in order to resume serving a vital social function. The person enters a state where their difficulty finding meaning and purpose is biologically exposed to people who might be able to help steer them in new directions.

If the shoe fits... :shrug:



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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14078234 - 03/06/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I lost my virginity to a chick who was WAAAAAY hotter than me.

I guess what im tryin to say here is you shouldnt settle just to lose the v-card.





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i've never been able to have a girl stay as a friend

either we move on past that, or we just part ways :shrug:


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    #14078327 - 03/06/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Some of my most diehard friends are girls, one I've actually never seen for years but we still chat online almost every day. It's weird but for me it's usually the guy friends I part ways with.


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Fucking women, how do they work?


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And I don't wanna talk to no scientist...


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I prefer masturbation over sex.


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Sex is about a lot more than getting off IMO. Being physically intimate with a woman has no replacement, certainly not a hand.


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    #14078417 - 03/06/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

last thing on my mind when i'm having sex is the climax

i just like making her get off

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I agree with you, but I havn't found a woman I can intimately connect with yet.


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I lost my virginity to a chick who was WAAAAAY hotter than me.

I guess what im tryin to say here is you shouldnt settle just to lose the v-card.





I've always dated out of my league, several pretty boy friends were just
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    #14078878 - 03/06/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yay

at least i don't know what im missing




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    #14079150 - 03/07/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

masturbation offers more freedom, liberation and individuality.

ive had better orgasms by myself than with girls.

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    #14079170 - 03/07/11 12:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Basically if all you're trying to do is come, then you might as well get a hooker, ram your cock around her vag. But guess what? You can cock-ram your hand, too. It's the same shit. That really ain't the point of a girlfriend.


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    #14086103 - 03/08/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

my problem is that i built up a reputation as a virgin cause i used to describe it as part of who i am

i know i could get it if i really tried and probably will at some point soon

its just like why i have trouble getting a job

i want it and it would solve some deep issues and its just a matter of getting over what you have constructed around the act and the persistence it requires



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    #14086230 - 03/08/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I cant get a decent job because I have it in my head that Im unemployable.

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I cant get a decent job because I have it in my head that Im unemployable.

Maybe you have it in your head that you're unfuckable.



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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Olympus Mons]
    #14086368 - 03/08/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You know, sometimes its a pure psychological issue.

How is your self confidence these days?

That's the number one sign I feel that girls look for, self confidence. If you can talk the talk, and walk the walk, your good to go. Don't be pressured in trying to get laid, it will happen when your both ready.


Try to get your self pumped up for a night out. If you wanna hook up, set a goal and just do it! your the only one stopping you. I know its a bit intimidating talking with girls, but set up so points to talk about before hand so you dont feel like your put on the spot (works for me). And always include the group in the convo because we all know girls will not stray outside of the group unless everyone is comfortable with the guy.



or you can pull the 40 yr old virgin strat and asnwer questions with questions. plant the seed, then fuck the plant.  :doggystyle:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
    #14086425 - 03/08/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Why do these threads get so much attention?


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Enthrall]
    #14086442 - 03/08/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

because we're all guys and if youre not a virgin youre making fun of them.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Enthrall]
    #14086449 - 03/08/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Nobody ever takes this advice seriously, but I give it all the time because it works.

Sometimes you just have to pull your dick out and see what happens.

Sure, sometimes it blows up in your face.  If you're reading the signals right, however, pulling your dick out and laying it on her shoulder has worked for me at least 70% of the times that I've tried it.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: circularvortex]
    #14086473 - 03/08/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What happened the other 30% of the time?


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14086531 - 03/08/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Sometimes you just have to pull your dick out and see what happens.




QFT


I love sex and i love all the sexy games i get to play. Exploring female form for hours. It feels so natural.

The friend zone is a lie. I was friends with my girl for a few years before i started dating/living with her.

I have been with her for almost 3 years now. We have lived together for 2 years.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14086759 - 03/08/11 01:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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sex with randoms is extremely overrated




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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: morrowasted]
    #14086764 - 03/08/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

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sex with randoms is extremely overrated




fixed :shrug:



If you're too far gone to ever be considered "relationship material" it beats masturbation.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Olympus Mons]
    #14086767 - 03/08/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
I cant get a decent job because I have it in my head that Im unemployable.

Maybe you have it in your head that you're unfuckable.



you sure it doesnt have anything to do with the looming economic collapse?



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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14086773 - 03/08/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
sex with randoms is extremely overrated




fixed :shrug:



If you're too far gone to ever be considered "relationship material" it beats masturbation.



Does it?

I've never been with a woman who could give me as a good of an orgasm as I can give myself.

I like having sex with the same girl regularly. Maybe cuz I have never been with a girl older than 19, so they are all pretty inexperienced. gotta teach em whats up before it gets to be any good :shrug: maybe I just choose prudish girls


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: morrowasted]
    #14086823 - 03/08/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Id like having sex with the same girl regularly but girls dont wanna see me regularly. As soon as they really get to know me they run far far away.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14086829 - 03/08/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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What happened the other 30% of the time?




Embarassed laughs and pushing me away.  Got slapped once.

Eventually capitalized on most of that 30% anyhow.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: circularvortex]
    #14086996 - 03/08/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

1: Sex is overrated....Absolutely. A good joint can beat it. Depends of the mood your in...of course when horny, nothing seems better but you know what I mean

2: There are no such thing as a league. Everyone is in the same league. Be yourself without 'adapting yourself' to any situation. That way you remain you with ugly or good looking chicks

3: Female doesn't hunt by beauty. They hunt personality. I read somewhere that women have become hotter and hotter in the last 5000 years cause guys hunt down the hot one making hot babies. Mankind has not change in hotness.

4: Just fuckin do it. Talk, fail 100 times if you have too. get experience, work YOUR magic whatever it is. Dont try to copy some player or whatever. BE YOU ALWAYS

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Patlal]
    #14087256 - 03/08/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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1: Sex is overrated....Absolutely. A good joint can beat it. Depends of the mood your in...of course when horny, nothing seems better but you know what I mean

2: There are no such thing as a league. Everyone is in the same league. Be yourself without 'adapting yourself' to any situation. That way you remain you with ugly or good looking chicks

3: Female doesn't hunt by beauty. They hunt personality. I read somewhere that women have become hotter and hotter in the last 5000 years cause guys hunt down the hot one making hot babies. Mankind has not change in hotness.

4: Just fuckin do it. Talk, fail 100 times if you have too. get experience, work YOUR magic whatever it is. Dont try to copy some player or whatever. BE YOU ALWAYS

5: Why the hell am I telling you this. I'm single LOOOLZ




:lol: nice post. It's true though, women aren't after looks. That's a very specifically guy thing. Our mating habits follow the same pattern as our ancient hunting rituals: we stake out the juiciest prey around, stalk it to learn its routines, and when the time is right we pounce. Women operate according to very different rituals, which to be perfectly frank I don't completely understand. I think women have had less consistent social roles throughout humanity's evolutionary history than men have. They do seem to be more inclined towards nesting habits though, and appearance doesn't figure into a man's capacity to facilitate nesting (except in extreme cases, such as deformities which cause permanent disability etc.).

I think this might be why (IMO) men are uglier than women in general, though that could just be my personal preferences speaking. :crazy:

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Patlal]
    #14087258 - 03/08/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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1: Sex is overrated....Absolutely. A good joint can beat it. Depends of the mood your in...of course when horny, nothing seems better but you know what I mean

2: There are no such thing as a league. Everyone is in the same league. Be yourself without 'adapting yourself' to any situation. That way you remain you with ugly or good looking chicks

3: Female doesn't hunt by beauty. They hunt personality. I read somewhere that women have become hotter and hotter in the last 5000 years cause guys hunt down the hot one making hot babies. Mankind has not change in hotness.

4: Just fuckin do it. Talk, fail 100 times if you have too. get experience, work YOUR magic whatever it is. Dont try to copy some player or whatever. BE YOU ALWAYS

5: Why the hell am I telling you this. I'm single LOOOLZ



lol 5 made me laugh, i can totally relate.
ive learned to not care and go with the flow so well that when i tell girls im a virgin, they dont fucking believe me! its kinda hilarious to me. i mean ive gotten head from many different girls but as far as sex goes my dick usually gives up on me :frown: lol. ive come to the point where it truly is overrated, anyone can have anyone with set effort put forth (and i fucking hate putting forth effort if the girl isnt somewhat intellectually stimulating) and im tired of hiding it from people. The hilarious part is i have guys come to me more recently about women shit, and people that think i get laid often cause ill hang out with hot girls and maybe even have sleepovers, its like i have a godly rep without even trying and not even doing the deed or talking about it.

i mean im pretty fucking happy regardless, i just want someone to show me the ropes or better yet a girlfriend. i guess ill just have to whip it out and hope the little bugga wakes up and that she abides. condoms are a real drag  :crankey: .


but to be realistic, in a recent meditation i learned the friend zone truly is just a projection in a male mind. that B(oundaries) and E(xpectations) are what will ALWAYS hold you back.
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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14087451 - 03/08/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think it is pretty obvious how RP can get laid. Become tall and attractive and extremely confident. Simple. As for progress to sex I prefer that subtle exploratory hands.


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    #14087644 - 03/08/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Women DO care about looks, but just not as much as they do power, money, or personality.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14087680 - 03/08/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

all women aren't the same. you shouldn't assume anything until after you've met a person


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Envix]
    #14087683 - 03/08/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Certainly not, but the unspecified larger proportion of women may be said to follow certain trends and patterns.

It's the same for men. Would you argue that it would be wrong to say "men love boobies" just because some men don't?

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14087697 - 03/08/11 04:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you also have to take culture and background into consideration

women care a lot about looks just as men do. but also, just like men, tend to be intimidated by people who are more attractive than them.. and hence usually avoid contact w/ those people

the reason confident people get laid more isn't necessarily because it's an attractive quality. they just have less boundaries as to who they interact with


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Envix]
    #14087747 - 03/08/11 04:52 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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you also have to take culture and background into consideration

women care a lot about looks just as men do. but also, just like men, tend to be intimidated by people who are more attractive than them.. and hence usually avoid contact w/ those people

the reason confident people get laid more isn't necessarily because it's an attractive quality. they just have less boundaries as to who they interact with




There have been many studies done which demonstrate that the visual aspect of arousal is far less-active in women. They are more aroused by touch than they are by the sight of a great body. The reverse is true of men.

I know it can be electric when a woman scratches my scalp or caresses my chest, but this usually comes after I'm done getting excited over her breasts etc.

IME to get a woman lubricated and ready for sex requires a gentle but firm hand in the right places; whereas to get me hard requires a good eyeful.

Again, generalizations are dangerous, but certain trends are identifiable.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14087799 - 03/08/11 05:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well attraction to strangers is one thing.. but i think the more time you spend with a person the more they become attracted to you

when you meet someone for the first time you create a bond with them, and their essence becomes a part of you in a way

so getting to know someone new allows you to know more of who you are


social behavior varies quite a bit all the time. people change constantly and their behavior is usually heavily influenced by situation/circumstances/culture/etc..

and physical appearance is subjective

but being in the company with someone you know makes their presence much more palatable than that of any given stranger. regardless of appearance or personality


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Envix]
    #14087833 - 03/08/11 05:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I agree... I can think of several people whom I did not find attractive at first but found them more and more palatable as I grew to know them better. My ex is one such example.

Again though, there is a "but." We talk about "ass men," "breast men," "leg men," etc. Have you ever heard of an "ass woman," a "pec woman" or a "leg woman"? These types of physical fixation are simply much less common in women. It's more productive to discuss where and how they like to be touched.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14087921 - 03/08/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yay

at least i don't know what im missing




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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Alienscience]
    #14087981 - 03/08/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hmmm.. well the attraction of a man to body parts isn't really an attraction to a PERSON

you see


because well, it's like... a person's body part's isn't who a person IS...

so the attraction to tits/ass/legz/etc.. is kind of an attraction to a general idea.. an idea that exists in the minds of every human, and on the bodies of every human

so to be attracted to a person POSSESSING the qualities of a favorable body part ... that isn't really an attraction to THEM as a person, as much as it is the reaction these objects has on the brain, surfacing up idealz n fantasies they hold latent in their subconscious and deem as "attractive".. and then label it as to them having the inherent quality of being a part of the person they're seeing.. even though theyre not exactly...

the body parts on a person are viewed by others and then evaluated based on what they've seen before..

and since every human looks the same from a non-culturally-ingrained-bias standpoint.. you begin to see that the only thang separating people on a physical level is culture-based subjective viewpoint. which is relatively illusory

man that was hard to think out in words.. does that make any sense to anyone?


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Envix]
    #14087990 - 03/08/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It makes sense, and I think it's true too, but I don't think it's relevant to the discussion of sexual politics. :smirk:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14087996 - 03/08/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Don't worry about it. I still know lots of people that haven't lost their virginity and they are well into their twenties. If you don't go looking for it, I doubt its going to come looking for you.

Make a little effort, head out to bars, go to clubs. These are all place where you and females can interact with one another. The edge from the booze certainly helps the matter at hand. Buy them a drink, make them feel good about themselves and before you know it, their riding the baloney pony.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: gENERIX]
    #14088029 - 03/08/11 05:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sucks to be, i had sex twice last night, one at like 8 in the morning, i woke up with my cock in her hand
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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Enjoywho]
    #14088228 - 03/08/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I think the bottom line here is that different people are attracted to different things. No matter who you are you should be able to hook up with someone you find attractive.

Just be patient, talking to women isn't an innate ability it takes practice and a good amount of time to become confident and proficient enough to succeed. It helps if you go out with people who are good with women not to mimic their style but because their own self confidence will rub off on you. Spend time with people you are comfortable around so you can be yourself and the woman will see what a worthwhile person you are.

Don't take the attitude that it isn't a big deal though because you really are missing out on something. Sex isn't the best thing in the world but being able to be comfortable enough to seduce and generally be around women is one of the best things I have ever spent time learning. It is a wonderful game that will hopefully one day lead to me finding someone I want to spend the rest of my life with.



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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Enthrall]
    #14088783 - 03/08/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Why do these threads get so much attention?


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because we're all guys and if youre not a virgin youre making fun of them.




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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14088807 - 03/08/11 08:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yay

at least i don't know what im missing



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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Dunno]
    #14088984 - 03/08/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Your missing out on one of the greatest aspects of being human, you can deny it all you want, that you "dont know what your missing". ALOT


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14089001 - 03/08/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
sex is overrated




READ: You and everybody upvoting you doesn't know how to fuck.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Enjoywho]
    #14089006 - 03/08/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

dry smashing a bitches shit box is indeed the shit!

masturbation is to sex as Advil is to LSD.


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