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I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin
    #14077283 - 03/06/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yay

at least i don't know what im missing

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles] * 3
    #14077286 - 03/06/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14077300 - 03/06/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Any reasons as to why you haven't slayed yet?

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14077306 - 03/06/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Get you some birthday tail :thumbup:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #14077307 - 03/06/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My dad was a virgin till he was 27... then he married my mom.

TBH I'm not sure how those people managed to come up with me and my brother.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14077311 - 03/06/11 07:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It's not all that serious. If you don't want to your not really missing out on much. But some good pootang every now and than helps boost yo ego and makes you overall happy.


:smile:


even a good bj.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Youshouldknowabc] * 4
    #14077316 - 03/06/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

sex is overrated


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14077318 - 03/06/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was 22 my first time. Its ok but bitches are crazy. I wont fuck again till i find a girl that i feel something towards. Im not puttin up with crazy emotional bullshit unless its worth it.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077327 - 03/06/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
sex is overrated




This is actually pretty true. Our culture worships sex like a graven idol, but it's just a part of day-to-day life like eating, shitting, sleeping, etc.

You might be underwhelmed once you finally have it, and you might not have really good sex until a while after you lose your virginity, but hey, like eating, shittnig, sleeping, etc. I'd prefer to do it than not.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14077334 - 03/06/11 07:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sex in the morning makes me a more efficient person for rest of the day.

Hold out and don't pay for it, lol.

Really not that hard IMO to pull some poon though, there is less competition then you think.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: sirbojangles]
    #14077341 - 03/06/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:haha:


you're not trying hard enough


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #14077342 - 03/06/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

like previously stated, the best part of sex is the ego boost.

women know you're having sex, when you're having sex.

other then that, it's just another way to cum, masturbation is a lot easier :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: pfxtc]
    #14077350 - 03/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
like previously stated, the best part of sex is the ego boost.

women know you're having sex, when you're having sex.

other then that, it's just another way to cum, masturbation is a lot easier :lol:





Rather have a mouth to come in than a tissue any day.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: IslandShroomer]
    #14077358 - 03/06/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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Sex in the morning makes me a more efficient person for rest of the day.

Hold out and don't pay for it, lol.

Really not that hard IMO to pull some poon though, there is less competition then you think.





Yeah that.

For me, one of the hardest things to learn was that women near-universally expect you to make the first move. I spent years thinking I had to wait for a woman to make an obvious signal that it was time to initiate sexytimes, when in fact it's the other way around, she is waiting for you to do that, and very rarely does she want you to have to ask for approval first.

IE, if you don't just grab her when the time is right (timing is just about as important as initiative), she's going to assume that you're not interested and lose interest herself.

It's a really hard barrier to break, especially if you actually care about women and are concerned about her comfort level and respect for you. Just remember that you're not going to get in trouble for anything you do unless you persist in your advances after being clearly rejected.

It's ridiculous, considering how it's beaten into our heads from childhood that it's "wrong" to "disrespect" a woman that way, but the rules are kinda fucked up at the moment. :shrug:


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077369 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you speak truth


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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077371 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yeah tchan I know what you mean 100%

it's like, you gotta go all or nothin, and if they want nothin, things turn awkward real quick :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #14077373 - 03/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dont let what other people expect of you  rule how you live, like dont worry about being a "virgin" just because your worried what sombody would think.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14077380 - 03/06/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Just don't put the pussy on a pedastool. Good luck on your journey.

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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: biff]
    #14077461 - 03/06/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

it's ok, i'm 23 and still a virgin.

nah, actually only half of that is true...

i'm 25.

:smirk:

but yeah, i wish women would make the first move, especially when it comes to teh sexytime. soo many times i've made the first move and they'd be like "don't do that, or i'm calling the police." lol.

but nah, it's not that hard, as long as your moderately attractive. just go start conversations and make them laugh.


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Re: I'll Be 22 On The 30th And Im Still A Virgin [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14077472 - 03/06/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

on the 30th? 23 days is plenty of time to get laid.


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