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ShroomScape
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: atayia]
#14045768 - 02/28/11 10:15 PM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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Maybe you should make a point of asking him out for a solo-meeting. If you want, frame it as a date. If not, at least something fun and social, but that only involves you two: ie, a movie, going to park/beach, etc.
Good luck though.
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fbi365
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
#14046225 - 02/28/11 11:48 PM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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Haha this thread is hilarious. Only because I once went five years without getting laid...
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
#14046839 - 03/01/11 03:38 AM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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Its been about 2 months or maybe a little less since I got my dick in a vagina, but I got superb head the other day and I'm hoping for another full round at my apartment later today. Wish me luck!
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numonkei
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Joolz]
#14047418 - 03/01/11 08:47 AM (13 years, 4 days ago) |
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Two days.
Went from 18-22 celibate though. That was stupid, don't do that. 
~Monk
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: numonkei]
#14048436 - 03/01/11 01:05 PM (13 years, 4 days ago) |
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Atayia, girls have a much better chance with the "cold approach" than guys do. Just go up to a guy (obviously it'd have to be someone you were interested in beyond looks as you stated flings aren't what you want) and just be honest with him.
Have a little conversation first then come out and tell him slightly embarrassed-like exactly what you think of him, and (without being crude or vulgar, yet including sensuality) what you want him to do to you or what you're thinking of doing to him.
Use sexy words but don't be street-hooker nasty.
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Bipolarbear
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Humility]
#14056973 - 03/02/11 08:43 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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I'm at the 4 month mark. I think I might get laid this weekend though if not then next most likely. I haven't been really trying to get laid though for the first 3 months because I was healing from a relationship but now I'm ready to get back on the horse! Up N Atom!
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ahchela
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Bipolarbear]
#14057849 - 03/03/11 12:09 AM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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If I hit the 4 year point it would be time for a hooker. Infact I might just go get me some hooker now
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ahchela]
#14057944 - 03/03/11 12:36 AM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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ahchela said: If I hit the 4 year point it would be time for a hooker. Infact I might just go get me some hooker now 

Id at least go get me a nice asian massage
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ShroomScape
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14059366 - 03/03/11 11:13 AM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said:
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ahchela said: If I hit the 4 year point it would be time for a hooker. Infact I might just go get me some hooker now 

Id at least go get me a nice asian massage
Make sure you ask for a 'release' with your massage.
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Tri High
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
#14059559 - 03/03/11 11:50 AM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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I think my last lay was in October. And before that it was a good while, too.
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ahchela
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Tri High]
#14060721 - 03/03/11 03:16 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Heard of a nice lady in Phoenix who'll put ice on your junk and give you a handy. Not a bad service when you're living in the desert
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pantsboy
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14061057 - 03/03/11 04:13 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Some asian-american massage parlors (AAMP) will give you the hot tea service where they take a sip of warm green tea and give you a blow job. fucking do it faggot!
-------------------- Acid doesn't hurt when you're on fire.
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ahchela
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pantsboy]
#14061080 - 03/03/11 04:16 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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pantsboy said: Some asian-american massage parlors (AAMP) will give you the hot tea service where they take a sip of warm green tea and give you a blow job. fucking do it faggot!
Do they do iced tea? Summers coming
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ahchela]
#14061138 - 03/03/11 04:23 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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About 20 minutes. Going to go again in a bit.
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fbi365
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Psilly Billy]
#14063954 - 03/03/11 11:45 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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I feel like this thread should be entitled "where to get a hooker and not get caught." since anyone posting here obviously needs one and would not go so long without sex if they had access to a "safe" prostitute. I.E. without STDs and without building yourself a criminal record and at a reasonable price. I for one would not....
Just sayin...
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ahchela]
#14064061 - 03/04/11 12:05 AM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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ahchela said:
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pantsboy said: Some asian-american massage parlors (AAMP) will give you the hot tea service where they take a sip of warm green tea and give you a blow job. fucking do it faggot!
Do they do iced tea? Summers coming
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ahchela
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
#14064707 - 03/04/11 04:43 AM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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fbi365 said: I feel like this thread should be entitled "where to get a hooker and not get caught." since anyone posting here obviously needs one and would not go so long without sex if they had access to a "safe" prostitute. I.E. without STDs and without building yourself a criminal record and at a reasonable price. I for one would not....
Just sayin...
Hell yeah you would, if you're going to lie don't lie through your teeth brother lol
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
#14064809 - 03/04/11 06:15 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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Quote:
fbi365 said: I feel like this thread should be entitled "where to get a hooker and not get caught." since anyone posting here obviously needs one and would not go so long without sex if they had access to a "safe" prostitute. I.E. without STDs and without building yourself a criminal record and at a reasonable price. I for one would not....
Just sayin...
You obviously have had no interaction with a "professional" working woman. This isnt dog breading man. This isnt an investment. We're not spending thousands on human resources to put it on film. No testing. Im talking drunk, throw all caution to the wind...stumble in drunk asian parlors. Not the addict/alcoholic type...the "lonely 40 year old married with 3 kids trying to hold his family together" type.
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pantsboy
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14073016 - 03/05/11 09:34 PM (13 years, 8 hours ago) |
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one time this hooker gave me AIDS and i cried but then she blew me and came on her chest. shit was so cash
-------------------- Acid doesn't hurt when you're on fire.
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fbi365
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14075555 - 03/06/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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fbi365 said: I feel like this thread should be entitled "where to get a hooker and not get caught." since anyone posting here obviously needs one and would not go so long without sex if they had access to a "safe" prostitute. I.E. without STDs and without building yourself a criminal record and at a reasonable price. I for one would not....
Just sayin...
You obviously have had no interaction with a "professional" working woman. This isnt dog breading man. This isnt an investment. We're not spending thousands on human resources to put it on film. No testing. Im talking drunk, throw all caution to the wind...stumble in drunk asian parlors. Not the addict/alcoholic type...the "lonely 40 year old married with 3 kids trying to hold his family together" type.
This is very true. I have no experience with the workin woman. Unfortunatly...
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