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MisterMuscaria



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The Condom Conundrum
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Whenever Im tryin to have sex I have a condom on me...I only have a condom on me when Im tryin to have sex. Whenever Im tryin to have sex girls seem to be turned off by that and therefor I dont get laid. When Im not tryin to have sex is when girls actually do have sex with me however when Im not tryin to have sex I dont have a condom on me.
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masterfluffypants
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wow
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LOL.. maybe they wanna give you aids?!
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wow
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Re: The Condom Conundrum [Re: wow]
#14060870 - 03/03/11 03:42 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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i hate condoms......
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CJS
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Re: The Condom Conundrum [Re: wow]
#14061479 - 03/03/11 05:10 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Fuck Condoms
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memes
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Re: The Condom Conundrum [Re: CJS]
#14061934 - 03/03/11 06:26 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Get yer dick sucked.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: The Condom Conundrum [Re: memes]
#14062024 - 03/03/11 06:39 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Dont wear a condom and use the 3...2...1...pull out technique
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godisanastronaut
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Quote:
masterfluffypants said: Dont wear a condom and use the 3...2...1...pull out technique
which perfectly prevents everything from aids to pregnancy over tripper.
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Re: The Condom Conundrum [Re: wow]
#14065335 - 03/04/11 09:31 AM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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wow said: LOL.. maybe they wanna give you aids?!
LOL.. maybe you can't give someone aids?!
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Re: The Condom Conundrum [Re: dummy]
#14065348 - 03/04/11 09:35 AM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
dummy said:
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wow said: LOL.. maybe they wanna give you aids?!
LOL.. maybe you can't give someone aids?!
Goddamn, I need a new present for my sister then.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Quote:
godisanastronaut said:
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masterfluffypants said: Dont wear a condom and use the 3...2...1...pull out technique
which perfectly prevents everything from aids to pregnancy over tripper.
Damn straight
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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pfxtc
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if they wont have sex with you because you carry a condom
they're retarded 
hmm safe sex, wow you're a bad dude
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: The Condom Conundrum [Re: pfxtc]
#14072668 - 03/05/11 08:06 PM (13 years, 14 hours ago) |
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You misinterpret my point.
They wont have sex if you're TRYING to have sex.
They want to have sex when you're NOT TRYING to have sex.
The condom if only in you're pocket if you're TRYING to have sex.
If you're not TRYING to have sex there's no point of having a condom because you arent concerned by it.
However girls are intuitive and when they notice that you arent concerned with whether you are getting laid or not they spread their legs.
If they feel you ARE concerned with whether you get laid or not they become impenetrable.
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pfxtc
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or you could be like me and always have a condom in arms reach
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: The Condom Conundrum [Re: pfxtc]
#14073384 - 03/05/11 10:55 PM (13 years, 11 hours ago) |
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id only do that if i was always tryin to get laid.
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pfxtc
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you sound pretty dumb right now
just sayin
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: The Condom Conundrum [Re: pfxtc]
#14074358 - 03/06/11 06:13 AM (13 years, 4 hours ago) |
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You can carry a condom in your wallet. Just make sure your wallet is relatively empty and is big enough so as to leave breathing room for the condom. Don't put the wallet in your back pocket. Replace the condom periodically if it goes unused.
If you can't follow those instructions, just don't bother carrying one. A ripped condom is only good if you want to get someone pregnant without them knowing.
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