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Offlinetospace
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I think I just was on on cops!
    #14070727 - 03/05/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Fucking got woke up by a loud knock on the door this morning, so I looked out the window and theres a cbs news van out there with a camera pointed towards my house.  I get up and look through the peep hole and I see 2 pigs standing there!  Go outside to talk to them and was like what up pigs, they were like, we're lookin for your mom.  So I said fuck off She not hare!

Well not really the fuck off and the pig part but thats pretty much how my mornings been.


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: tospace]
    #14070744 - 03/05/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:confused:


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14070750 - 03/05/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14070754 - 03/05/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

why would they want your mom?......


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: gref]
    #14070766 - 03/05/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

that's crazy bro


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: gref]
    #14070771 - 03/05/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

gref said:
why would they want your mom?......






have you seen his mom?

why wouldnt they want her


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14070778 - 03/05/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

op's mom



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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: broken]
    #14070909 - 03/05/11 01:16 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

moar like


That's some good TV :yesnod:


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: twighead]
    #14071003 - 03/05/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
moar like


That's some good TV :yesnod:





I'd tap that...


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: Luc1d]
    #14071016 - 03/05/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:sambergfive:


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: broken]
    #14071090 - 03/05/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ok...

That a fuckin low blow for OP.

Dont insult his mom. Come on guys!

Seriously, why did they want her?


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: Patlal]
    #14071372 - 03/05/11 03:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol, she had like 5k worth of tickets.


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: tospace]
    #14071422 - 03/05/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

OP's mom



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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14071468 - 03/05/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

lol thats crazy they showed up with a news crew and shit over some tickets...  if you didnt sign a release they must blur your face i believe..


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: wow]
    #14073973 - 03/06/11 02:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

wow said:
lol thats crazy they showed up with a news crew and shit over some tickets...  if you didnt sign a release they must blur your face i believe..



Oh good.  Yeah this is total bullshit... Pigs


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Re: I think I just was on on cops! [Re: tospace]
    #14074175 - 03/06/11 03:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

when they said they were after your mom you should have looked into the camera all teary eyed and said, but what about me:emocry:

Then scream WINNING! and slam the door


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