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sonavapreacha
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Most ghetto thing you have ever done. 1
#14070132 - 03/05/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I used toilet paper to dry myself off after a shower.
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE


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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: sonavapreacha]
#14070144 - 03/05/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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My friends and I wore ghetto hats, and smoked a blunt while driving and listening to loud rap music. We're actually really white geeks.
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Shot at things from a moving vehicle
but that's more than anything
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DieCommie

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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: sonavapreacha]
#14070152 - 03/05/11 10:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Stole things to pawn for crack.
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nuentoter
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: DieCommie]
#14070214 - 03/05/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I moved my desktop pc into my geo metro with an extension cord running back to the apartment building and drove around the backyard until i caught the neighbors wireless so i could download movies.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: nuentoter]
#14070258 - 03/05/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
nuentoter said: my geo metro
it doesnt get anymore ghetto
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circularvortex
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14070264 - 03/05/11 10:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Smoked blunts and drank 40's on a porch while listening to NWA during the daytime. Totally two white nerdy guys. With jobs.
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DrMambo
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: sonavapreacha]
#14070272 - 03/05/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ate bagels out of a dumpster
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: circularvortex]
#14070298 - 03/05/11 10:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
circularvortex said: Smoked blunts and drank 40's on a porch while listening to NWA during the daytime. Totally two white nerdy guys. With jobs.
You trying to say that you can't have fun if you're employed?
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Apu
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14070369 - 03/05/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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when i was a child we had no heat for a month or so in winter. had to wear layers upon layers of clothes. turn off most water so pipes didnt freeze. sucked
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Apu]
#14070393 - 03/05/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I used yellow pages for toilet paper. Don't worry, I made sure to only use the shitty ads.
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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Apu]
#14070403 - 03/05/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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determining to run the clean cycle on the oven only during a cold snap
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LisonAlGaib


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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Apu]
#14070412 - 03/05/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Apu said: when i was a child we had no heat for a month or so in winter. had to wear layers upon layers of clothes. turn off most water so pipes didnt freeze. sucked
The only true "ghetto thing done" in this entire thread.
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: LisonAlGaib]
#14070497 - 03/05/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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When blackout drunk during the summer in Germany I forgot my jacket somewhere,probably Burger King so I went back in and came out wearing a girls leather jacket that was way too small for me.
My buddy said wtf am I at and I just said "what..." as if everything was normal.
Peeved that I lost my jacket I strolled off in the girls jacket.
I myself then got lost and was asking a lot of people for directions but I was twisted,it would have been hard enough for native English speakers to understand me I'd say. I came out of the blackout about now.
Well I bumped into some guy who said he'd be able to get me back to the hostel. He was inquisitive about the jacket.
Delighted that he'd be able to get me back,I went in to the nearest shop and bought two bottles of jager for us to drink with the last of my money. We sat on some stoop and just chilled out. After I while I needed to poo so I went into the bar across the street,leaving the jacket behind on the stoop with the guy.
You've guessed it,when I came back out the guy was gone with the jacket and my bottle of jager.
Spent another solid six hours wandering the streets looking for that fucking hostel. No money and no sense,still smashed drunk.
It seemed the directions I was being given were leading me in big,meandering circles. On the phone to a buddy back home I got caught short and had to take a dump in a park where people were walking their dogs and traffic was outside the fence. Wiped my ass with some leaves that turned out to be poisonous as I had an almighty burning ring of fire for an hour or two after.
When I did reach the hostel my buddy was asleep on the couch by reception as he couldn't get into the room because I had the key
There seems to be some elements of karmic justice in this even though I don't really believe in it.
Haha,another night my buddy was trying to get weed off this black guy on the street and he said it'll cost 20e. My buddy handed over the money but the guy wanted to go away and come back to meet up with his guy. My buddy said no way so the guy gave him back 10e and said he has to go away as that's how it's done. Well he went up the street and turned a corner and never came back
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: sonavapreacha]
#14070587 - 03/05/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lived in the ghetto
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: LisonAlGaib]
#14070589 - 03/05/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
LisonAlGaib said:
Quote:
Apu said: when i was a child we had no heat for a month or so in winter. had to wear layers upon layers of clothes. turn off most water so pipes didnt freeze. sucked
The only true "ghetto thing done" in this entire thread.
Who are you, Judge Ghetto?
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Devlish2]
#14070613 - 03/05/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is used the word: 'word' to answer a question.
Also, I wore a hoodie with my hands in the front pocket.
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Patlal]
#14070622 - 03/05/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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'Allegedly' shot a bitch in the leg for stealing a bag of my Fritos.
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Patlal
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Cynosure]
#14070629 - 03/05/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cynosure said: 'Allegedly' shot a bitch in the leg for stealing a bag of my Fritos.
word
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rackem



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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Patlal]
#14070760 - 03/05/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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put 22 in. daytons on a caprice.
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Sophistic Radiance
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: sonavapreacha]
#14070768 - 03/05/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Used butter as a personal lubricant.
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LisonAlGaib


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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Devlish2]
#14070800 - 03/05/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yup. Want to come see what one looks like?
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tospace


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lit fireworks at da gas station.
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kintos
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: tospace]
#14070828 - 03/05/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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used an old phone line to hold up my grow lights because i was too cheap to buy chain or rope.
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DrMambo
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: kintos]
#14071125 - 03/05/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I maintain that eating dumpster bagels for days on end is ghetto.
Gotta microwave 'em and scarf 'em down real quick, before they get hard again.
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: DrMambo]
#14071154 - 03/05/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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turned ketchup packets into tomato soup
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Micawber]
#14071250 - 03/05/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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We have a winner
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lsdank268
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Re: Most ghetto thing you have ever done. [Re: Micawber]
#14071298 - 03/05/11 02:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Didn't have glue for a project in grade school, and instead of buying some, my dad smeared gel deodorant on the back...easily the best smelling project of the bunch.
Used Twitter.( Joking..I'm not that ghetto)
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