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I have to stop sleeping around
    #14067069 - 03/04/11 04:01 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

I broke up with my girlfriend in October. Our lives were leading us away from each other.

Since then it's just been one girl after another. I think I've had sex with four or five girls in the past month.

I know how this sounds, but I'm not trying to brag here. It actually leaves me feeling incredibly empty. I want a nice girl, an intelligent, well-educated, dynamic woman who respects herself, and who values and appreciates my own future potential as a patriarch - as a father and a breadwinner, or failing that as a responsible stay-at-home dad.

I actually have one such nice girl in mind, but I can tell she is not impressed with my slutty ways.

This may be part of my attraction to her; she has always driven me wild physically, but after having known her for several years I find myself becoming very attracted to her personally and spiritually. I didn't have much respect for her at first; I thought she was shallow at first, but I've grown into the understanding that this is a front she uses to keep people at a comfortable distance.

I do know she likes me, enough that she invited me to go to Vegas with her next month to see Nas and Damian Marley.

Gameplan: stop being such a goddamn slut. Resist the constant calls to instant gratification. Make my move in Vegas.

:crazyeyes:


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #14067081 - 03/04/11 04:04 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)



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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Salomon]
    #14067100 - 03/04/11 04:07 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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Oh please Lord Jesus, Heavenly Father, don't let it come to this :scat:


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Salomon]
    #14067103 - 03/04/11 04:08 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: waves]
    #14067118 - 03/04/11 04:11 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

Well I mean yeah, she just invited me to go to Vegas with her. Alone. I feel like this means something.

I do feel you on changing the way she sees me though. Not sleeping around is the start.


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14067149 - 03/04/11 04:19 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

be honest your sexing up a bunch of fatties arent you:smilingpuppy:


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14067156 - 03/04/11 04:21 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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be honest your sexing up a bunch of fatties arent you:smilingpuppy:




:shoosh:


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14067178 - 03/04/11 04:27 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

aha

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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14067191 - 03/04/11 04:31 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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be honest your sexing up a bunch of fatties arent you:smilingpuppy:




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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: joe666] * 1
    #14067203 - 03/04/11 04:34 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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be honest your sexing up a bunch of fatties arent you:smilingpuppy:




:shoosh:










Good Lord. I call slander on you, sir. I might be a chubby chaser but that doesn't mean I fuck cave trolls.


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Salomon]
    #14067209 - 03/04/11 04:36 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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imagine getting a boner with that thing on... :uhoh:


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: dwtk]
    #14067211 - 03/04/11 04:36 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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imagine getting a boner with that thing on... :uhoh:




:gameover:


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14067215 - 03/04/11 04:37 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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be honest your sexing up a bunch of fatties arent you:smilingpuppy:




:shoosh:










Good Lord. I call slander on you, sir. I might be a chubby chaser but that doesn't mean I fuck cave trolls.



OMG that has to be a guy with a wig


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14067222 - 03/04/11 04:39 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

let's hope so.

that has to be the most butt-ugly chick I've ever seen.


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14067225 - 03/04/11 04:39 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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OMG that has to be a guy with a wig




I think it is.

Impeccable shaving job, though.


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14067244 - 03/04/11 04:44 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

there's always just plain old sticking a key lock through the head of your penis.




http://spoofty.com/Pierce/PierceImages/53618/30HB67HbYr-full.jpg

at least then you could still pop a boner


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Salomon]
    #14067247 - 03/04/11 04:44 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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there's always just plain old sticking a key lock through the head of your penis.




http://spoofty.com/Pierce/PierceImages/53618/30HB67HbYr-full.jpg

at least then you could still pop a boner




I feel like I'm going to cry.


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #14067252 - 03/04/11 04:45 PM (13 years, 1 day ago)

It's funny how the penis trap turned out the be the 2nd most disgusting picture in this thread.


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Devlish2]
    #14067277 - 03/04/11 04:54 PM (13 years, 23 hours ago)

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It's funny how the penis trap turned out the be the 2nd most disgusting picture in this thread.




After seeing the padlock right through the glans I'd have to say 3rd most disgusting, but you have to actually click on that one so :shrug:


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Re: I have to stop sleeping around [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14067322 - 03/04/11 05:06 PM (13 years, 23 hours ago)

You know it is kind of funny. I am 35 and probably have only nailed 7-8 chicks or so. Well my wife is the same way. Anyways when we got together and eventually married one friend(tat I have known for over half my life) basically said, 'damn, here you are, the one that never got any and now you are the happiest out of all of us with a great gal and look at us, broken relationships, kids we don't see often and .....' 

I guess the way I went was jerk of a lot and eventually the nice guy wins. The friends that where nailing everything... :shrug: Sure they could play "the game" but, very few of my friends are truly happy with the relationships they have or have had.

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