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OfflinePatlal
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Things you can say that would get you killed
    #14065107 - 03/04/11 08:37 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

I'll start!

'Guard!,  GUARD!!.  yes, someone dug a tunnel that leads to the outside'


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Patlal]
    #14065113 - 03/04/11 08:39 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

"hey! black guy! you're a nigger! :awesome:"

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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: NastyDHL]
    #14065167 - 03/04/11 08:51 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

did you spill my pint?

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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14065177 - 03/04/11 08:54 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

"wait...by 'the stuff' you mean the heroin and cocaine right?"

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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14065182 - 03/04/11 08:55 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

Fuck the DEA!


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OfflineFungal-one
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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: NastyDHL]
    #14065207 - 03/04/11 09:01 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

NastyDHL said:
"hey! black guy! you're a nigger! :awesome:"



:lolsy:

The awesome at the end sets that shit off

:lolsy:


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Patlal]
    #14065224 - 03/04/11 09:05 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

"War is over - if you want it." :peace:


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Asante] * 1
    #14065235 - 03/04/11 09:06 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

That was gay. :gaystapo:

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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14065240 - 03/04/11 09:07 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

I have a dream.


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14065263 - 03/04/11 09:11 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

"i didn't know she was three." ~:pedobear:




"i've got a tattoo of the Muslim profit Mohammad on my penis."




"i fucked your wife."


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InvisibleDieCommie

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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Patlal]
    #14065269 - 03/04/11 09:12 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

A picture that could get you killed,


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Salomon]
    #14065270 - 03/04/11 09:12 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

Imagine all the people...


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Mjau]
    #14065278 - 03/04/11 09:14 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

Things that you can say that SHOULD get you killed.

"It must be god's plan."
"God works in mysterious ways."
"You must accept jesus in your heart if you don't want to burn in hell forever."
"Have you accepted god in your heart?"



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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


Edited by Kada (03/04/11 09:15 AM)

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InvisibleAsante
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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Mjau]
    #14065281 - 03/04/11 09:15 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

Hey guys, I just discovered this website and I gotta say the Shroomery is awesome! I'm 17 and...


:laser:


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Salomon]
    #14065282 - 03/04/11 09:15 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

"I'd like to book the 10-day fly and drive along the Mediterranean south coast that you advertise, please."

Fun fact: during the climax of massive protests in Egypt I was watching TV. In-between two news broadcasts, there was this commercial block, and some genius travel agent managed to squeeze in a commercial for a beach holiday in...Egypt. I kid you not.

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Offlinetwighead
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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Patlal]
    #14065411 - 03/04/11 09:51 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

If I'm ever feeling particularly suicidal I'll sneak into Iran and tattoo an elaborate gay porn scene of mohammad getting ass fucked by jesus across my chest then run around naked in the middle of Tehran... If I want to die even faster I could get a sex change :awesome: Oh and I'm also born Jewish - if somehow I could let them know that as well...


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Invisiblekoraks
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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: twighead]
    #14065416 - 03/04/11 09:53 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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Oh and I'm also born Jewish - if somehow I could let them know that as well...



Get circumcised if you aren't already and run around naked in downtown Tehran, sporting your new tattoo :awesome:

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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Kada]
    #14065417 - 03/04/11 09:53 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

Quote:

Kada said:
Things that you can say that SHOULD get you killed.

"It must be god's plan."
"God works in mysterious ways."
"You must accept jesus in your heart if you don't want to burn in hell forever."
"Have you accepted god in your heart?"






i think the universe has a plan
i think the universe works in mysterious ways
i think you need to accept love (which is God to some people) into your heart

:shrug:

jung's sychronicities and serving a higher cause

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