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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Things you can say that would get you killed
#14065107 - 03/04/11 08:37 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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I'll start!
'Guard!, GUARD!!. yes, someone dug a tunnel that leads to the outside'
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NastyDHL



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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Patlal]
#14065113 - 03/04/11 08:39 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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"hey! black guy! you're a nigger! "
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shroomzi8
king of the wild fronteer



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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: NastyDHL]
#14065167 - 03/04/11 08:51 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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did you spill my pint?
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NastyDHL



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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: shroomzi8]
#14065177 - 03/04/11 08:54 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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"wait...by 'the stuff' you mean the heroin and cocaine right?"
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DungeonMaster



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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: shroomzi8]
#14065182 - 03/04/11 08:55 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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Fuck the DEA!
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Fungal-one
Kneegrow



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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: NastyDHL]
#14065207 - 03/04/11 09:01 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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Quote:
NastyDHL said: "hey! black guy! you're a nigger! "

The awesome at the end sets that shit off
-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Patlal]
#14065224 - 03/04/11 09:05 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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"War is over - if you want it."
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Asante] 1
#14065235 - 03/04/11 09:06 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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That was gay.
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Mjau


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14065240 - 03/04/11 09:07 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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I have a dream.
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Fungal-one]
#14065263 - 03/04/11 09:11 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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"i didn't know she was three." ~
"i've got a tattoo of the Muslim profit Mohammad on my penis."
"i fucked your wife."
-------------------- EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT
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DieCommie

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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Patlal]
#14065269 - 03/04/11 09:12 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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A picture that could get you killed,
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Salomon]
#14065270 - 03/04/11 09:12 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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Imagine all the people...
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Kada
Asha'man


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Mjau]
#14065278 - 03/04/11 09:14 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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Things that you can say that SHOULD get you killed.
"It must be god's plan." "God works in mysterious ways." "You must accept jesus in your heart if you don't want to burn in hell forever." "Have you accepted god in your heart?"
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
Edited by Kada (03/04/11 09:15 AM)
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Asante
Mage


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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Mjau]
#14065281 - 03/04/11 09:15 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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Hey guys, I just discovered this website and I gotta say the Shroomery is awesome! I'm 17 and...
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koraks
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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Salomon]
#14065282 - 03/04/11 09:15 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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"I'd like to book the 10-day fly and drive along the Mediterranean south coast that you advertise, please."
Fun fact: during the climax of massive protests in Egypt I was watching TV. In-between two news broadcasts, there was this commercial block, and some genius travel agent managed to squeeze in a commercial for a beach holiday in...Egypt. I kid you not.
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Patlal]
#14065411 - 03/04/11 09:51 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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If I'm ever feeling particularly suicidal I'll sneak into Iran and tattoo an elaborate gay porn scene of mohammad getting ass fucked by jesus across my chest then run around naked in the middle of Tehran... If I want to die even faster I could get a sex change Oh and I'm also born Jewish - if somehow I could let them know that as well...
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koraks
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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: twighead]
#14065416 - 03/04/11 09:53 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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Oh and I'm also born Jewish - if somehow I could let them know that as well...
Get circumcised if you aren't already and run around naked in downtown Tehran, sporting your new tattoo
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NastyDHL



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Re: Things you can say that would get you killed [Re: Kada]
#14065417 - 03/04/11 09:53 AM (13 years, 1 day ago) |
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Quote:
Kada said: Things that you can say that SHOULD get you killed.
"It must be god's plan." "God works in mysterious ways." "You must accept jesus in your heart if you don't want to burn in hell forever." "Have you accepted god in your heart?"
i think the universe has a plan i think the universe works in mysterious ways i think you need to accept love (which is God to some people) into your heart

jung's sychronicities and serving a higher cause
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