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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: Shroomism]
#14065474 - 03/04/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: oh that's no problem.. then you just need to release a bunch of venomous snakes and scorpions to eat the giant spiders
Ah, the Dale Gribble approach.
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Asante
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14065490 - 03/04/11 10:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The bedroom, where you spend 8 hours uninterrupted each day, is not a place you want to use pesticides if you can avoid it.
He's gonna be so freaked when he wakes up to find a mouse stuck to his bed
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: Asante]
#14065515 - 03/04/11 10:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i always imagine you speaking with a Scandinavian accent
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WakeboardrB
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: Salomon]
#14065520 - 03/04/11 10:23 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Salomon said: i always imagine you speaking with a Scandinavian accent
God Dammit! Now you've got me doing it too. But mine has kind of a weslsh/ swedish hint to it.
Makes it more fun.
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nice1
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: dummy]
#14065699 - 03/04/11 11:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Doesn't sound like bed bugs to me...
http://www.bedbugsremovalguide.com/bed-bug-bites.html
Do you ever see the spider / insect that is biting you? How often does it happen?
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Patlal
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: nice1]
#14065725 - 03/04/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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WEll.
My educated guess on the matter would be the following:
There is a spider in your bedroom
Scorpion hunt down spiders. Get scorpions.
To get rid of the scorpion get some birds.
To get rid of the birds, Get a snake
To get rid of the snakes get a falcon
To get rid of the falcon get an eagle
To get rid of the eagle buy a bow kill it and eat it.
Problem solved

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dummy
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: nice1]
#14065726 - 03/04/11 11:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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it varies... couple times a week maybe. definitely not bed bugs... i've seen spiders with proportionally large mandibles around my room, they're the only bug i've really seen in here. the bites aren't really bad, and they aren't really frequent either. i would just rather have no bites.
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: dummy]
#14065734 - 03/04/11 11:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i've seen spiders with proportionally large mandibles around my room
OK, that would freak me out.
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nice1
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: dummy]
#14065751 - 03/04/11 11:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have spiders in my room. I always catch them or hover them up if I see them but never been bitten. I think they are wolf spiders but its always the same species. I found some babies flying around my room on tiny threads of silk the other day but couldn't catch em all. Caught one of them and the others escaped so will be growing in my room somewhere.
Bed bugs are fucking disgusting things, glad to say i've never seen one. I heard people often pick them up from hotels.
I got attacked by ticks once from sitting down in a field. Had loads of them all over me and had to strip off there an then and brush them off. I found about 5 buried in my body later on one was actually on my bollock sack
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dummy
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: Asante]
#14065761 - 03/04/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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the spiders themselves really aren't large... like maybe the size of a quarter the far end of the spectrum. but you can see their jaws sticking out and the spacing totally matches my bites. those fuckers, who told them they could sleep with me?
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: Asante]
#14065831 - 03/04/11 11:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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You need to release a bunch of giant spiders all over your house to eat the smaller spiders
Do you happen to work for the Federal Reserve? 
I can tell you what they do in the tropics: they put the bed away from the wall, then they lift the bed and put it down again with its legs standing in 4 small bowls of lamp oil/petroleum. This way, nothing can or will crawl into your bed. Since its tiny things you're having trouble with, veggie oil can substitute.
I'm sure you can have a similar kind of bug repelling action if you put pieces of ducktape around your bed's legs with the sticky side on the outside. If something tries to crawl over, it sticks to the tape and dies.
did you forget spiders can make webs? i've seen spiders drop down from the ceiling several times
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: nice1]
#14065931 - 03/04/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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nice1 said: I have spiders in my room. I always catch them or hover them up if I see them but never been bitten. I think they are wolf spiders but its always the same species. I found some babies flying around my room on tiny threads of silk the other day but couldn't catch em all. Caught one of them and the others escaped so will be growing in my room somewhere.
Just as long as you aren't like Coaster with his roaches that he would capture and keep as pets.
That dude was weeeeeeeeeeird.
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: WakeboardrB]
#14068369 - 03/04/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Spiders hate lemon pledge, they won't walk over it.
I remember there was a movie (Arachnaphobia) where they used real spiders for a lot of scenes, the spider wrangler said they used the lemon pledge to keep them from just scattering in all directions, they made paths of clear floor and wall they would stay on so they could film them.
I'd spray the ceiling above my bed and my bed legs.
The only problem with lemon pledge is it smells like lemon pledge.
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: Peterthinks]
#14068405 - 03/04/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This thread is fuckin hilarous!
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i still think the easiest and surest way is the netting i posted, those old people back in the day knew what was up
ive had spiders jump on me while i was watching tv on a leather sofa, as for sleeping knats like to fuck with me an aweful lot because i have a habit of leaving cans in my room, but when im sleeping they fly in my nose and mouth, so its not just spiders to be worried about, shit can also crawl in your ears as my ear doc pointed out when he noticed id been using QTIPS, apparently ear wax is there for a reason who woulda thought
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LadyLittleZeppelin said: This thread is fuckin hilarous! 
Quoted for Truth! I laughed until my jaw hurt!
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: Peterthinks]
#14068568 - 03/04/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Peterthinks said: Spiders hate lemon pledge, they won't walk over it.
I remember there was a movie (Arachnaphobia) where they used real spiders for a lot of scenes, the spider wrangler said they used the lemon pledge to keep them from just scattering in all directions, they made paths of clear floor and wall they would stay on so they could film them.
I'd spray the ceiling above my bed and my bed legs.
The only problem with lemon pledge is it smells like lemon pledge.
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14068646 - 03/04/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dummy
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i caught the fucker slipping. he crawled out from behind my amp. one swift hit with a shoe and he was toast. should have photographed him...
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Re: i wake up with spider bite all the time... [Re: dummy]
#14078468 - 03/06/11 10:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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