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The ugliest girl youve boned..
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Lets see em...
Shes had the same hair since high school, like 8 years ago. The fucking hair poof thing...
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14062260 - 03/03/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol maybe i have low standards, but she looks fine to me. I generally am the hot one that the no so good gals lust after and they try much harder in bed to please. Win for me because i'm not superficial, but better for them because they feel special for nabbing me for the night.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14062320 - 03/03/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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thats the ugliest girl youve ever boned? u must have a bad ass track record, cause id fuck her in a minute...
but ya, her hair sucks..... other than that A ok in my book.
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Jesus I didnt ask for your life story...
Just post the damn pics and have a lol
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14063334 - 03/03/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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that woman's presentation, which imo reflects her intellectual capacity, is the ugliest thing about her.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: dummy]
#14063376 - 03/03/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's why I fuck drunk, don't have to remember. But yeah, besides hair, she's not bad. You can find any imperfection if you want to be picky... or, you know, you could just get your dick wet instead.
I vote for the latter of the two.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Treefeeler]
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: esquaredx]
#14064283 - 03/04/11 01:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'd fuck her in a new york minute
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14064297 - 03/04/11 01:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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She's very sexy...but I agree that the hair is horrible.
Id bone her anyday. She's nowhere near as hot as my hottest but she is way hotter than my ugliest.
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Anonymous #1
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You guys seem to be having a hard time with this thread. Where did I lose you? Was it in the explanation?
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14064328 - 03/04/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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If, like you, my ugliest wasnt that ugly then I would post pictures.
My ugliest was shamefully ugly.
I think you made this thread as a sorta ego booster since your ugliest just wasnt that bad.
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Anonymous #1
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MisterMuscaria said: If, like you, my ugliest wasnt that ugly then I would post pictures.
My ugliest was shamefully ugly.
I think you made this thread as a sorta ego booster since your ugliest just wasnt that bad.
Well then who should feel worse here? Me for seeking an ego boost for fucking hot chicks who I deem ugly, or you...for fucking the uglies? And being too embarrassed to post a pic...
If you dont feel comfortable participating in this thread...well then maybe it isnt for you.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14064541 - 03/04/11 03:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria said: I think you made this thread as a sorta ego booster since your ugliest just wasnt that bad.
Well then who should feel worse here? Me for seeking an ego boost for fucking hot chicks who I deem ugly, or you...for fucking the uglies? And being too embarrassed to post a pic...
I'm with MisterMuscaria. At least he doesn't feel bad enough to need the ego boost.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: HighFivePsh]
#14064718 - 03/04/11 04:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Honestly I can't judge without some more pictures, a few nudes, a video if you have one.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: ahchela]
#14064742 - 03/04/11 05:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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whats the point of humping ugly girls? maybe it's just me but .. just don't.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: HighFivePsh]
#14064783 - 03/04/11 05:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria said: I think you made this thread as a sorta ego booster since your ugliest just wasnt that bad.
Well then who should feel worse here? Me for seeking an ego boost for fucking hot chicks who I deem ugly, or you...for fucking the uglies? And being too embarrassed to post a pic...
I'm with MisterMuscaria. At least he doesn't feel bad enough to need the ego boost. 
So hes choosing the side of too embarrassed to post pics?
Muscaria...do you agree? He seems to know you better than I do.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14064885 - 03/04/11 06:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Since I have no pics to post, I think I can fairly say that needing the ego boost is less attractive than being too embarrassed to post pics.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: BlueJayWay]
#14064916 - 03/04/11 07:09 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BlueJayWay said: Since I have no pics to post, I think I can fairly say that needing the ego boost is less attractive than being too embarrassed to post pics. 
What the hell are you talking about?
And everybody has pics. Its the internet. Dont play retarded
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14064956 - 03/04/11 07:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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And everybody has pics. Its the internet. Dont play retarded
I meant I don't have any pictures of females I have boned because I don't have a penis and I'm not a lesbian. I assumed that would have been inferred.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: BlueJayWay]
#14065290 - 03/04/11 09:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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OP is an insecure db
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: BlueJayWay]
#14065310 - 03/04/11 09:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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And everybody has pics. Its the internet. Dont play retarded
I meant I don't have any pictures of females I have boned because I don't have a penis and I'm not a lesbian. I assumed that would have been inferred.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: koraks]
#14066162 - 03/04/11 12:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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ugliest girl i boned

and her sister joined in too. it was awful.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: JT]
#14066191 - 03/04/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i was extremely drunk and a little after we started fucking i kinda sobered up and realized how fugly she was, so ugly in fact i went limp immediately...
so i said it was whiskey dick and peaced out as fast as i could... the thought of it makes me cringe
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Treefeeler]
#14067738 - 03/04/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Treefeeler said: That's why I fuck drunk, don't have to remember. But yeah, besides hair, she's not bad. You can find any imperfection if you want to be picky... or, you know, you could just get your dick wet instead.
I vote for the latter of the two.
If you cant remember what she looks like how do you even know what the sex was like
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Lennyk]
#14072486 - 03/05/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Lennyk said: lol maybe i have low standards, but she looks fine to me. I generally am the hot one that the no so good gals lust after and they try much harder in bed to please. Win for me because i'm not superficial, but better for them because they feel special for nabbing me for the night.
she's like super good looking, op is crazy.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: dummy]
#14072493 - 03/05/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dummy said: that woman's presentation, which imo reflects her intellectual capacity, is the ugliest thing about her.
what the fuck are you talking about
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: pfxtc]
#14072763 - 03/05/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pfxtc said:
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dummy said: that woman's presentation, which imo reflects her intellectual capacity, is the ugliest thing about her.
what the fuck are you talking about 
i think he means she looks like a superficial fake bitch. for example wtf is tht vest shes wearing? its like 40 sizes too small and it has no practicality. she looks materialistic and full of drama. she probably copied that outfit from a teen magazine that she thought would make her look "hot" and desired.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: shroomnymph]
#14072789 - 03/05/11 08:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dummy said: that woman's presentation, which imo reflects her intellectual capacity, is the ugliest thing about her.
what the fuck are you talking about 
i think he means she looks like a superficial fake bitch. for example wtf is tht vest shes wearing? its like 40 sizes too small and it has no practicality. she looks materialistic and full of drama. she probably copied that outfit from a teen magazine that she thought would make her look "hot" and desired.
There is nothing wrong with wearing something more extravagant than a potato sack. You're making a shitload of assumptions based on her outfit..really?
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Sleepwalker]
#14072951 - 03/05/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Her body may not be a wonderland, but her vagina is.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Sleepwalker]
#14073374 - 03/05/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dummy said: that woman's presentation, which imo reflects her intellectual capacity, is the ugliest thing about her.
what the fuck are you talking about 
i think he means she looks like a superficial fake bitch. for example wtf is tht vest shes wearing? its like 40 sizes too small and it has no practicality. she looks materialistic and full of drama. she probably copied that outfit from a teen magazine that she thought would make her look "hot" and desired.
There is nothing wrong with wearing something more extravagant than a potato sack. You're making a shitload of assumptions based on her outfit..really? 
so people with a sense of fashion or who liked dressing up are garbage?
cool man. *not directed at the last quote*
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: pfxtc]
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the gal looks kind of... dumb, for lack of a better way to put it. one of a million other scene girls that more or less look the same. what you call fashion i call conformity to a childish trend. and to top it off it looks like she has a manicured poodle on her head. is she physically attractive? no doubt... but from the looks of it she is brain dead, and that isn't something i can consider attractive.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: pfxtc]
#14073846 - 03/06/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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pfxtc said:
so people with a sense of fashion or who liked dressing up are garbage?
cool man. *not directed at the last quote*
i meant tht from that picture one can clearly see where she spends most of her time. there are a limited amount of hours in the day and if one spends so much time making sure they are appealing to the eye they will obvuiously spend less time exploring the science of life, reading, and generally expanding their knowledge. this observation, because obviously i dont know her, is based on what ive seen and experienced
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: mushiepussy]
#14074127 - 03/06/11 03:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Her body may not be a wonderland, but her vagina is.
thread closed, the winner iiiiiiiiis...
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Lost my virginity to her, 11 years ago...was meh
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#14573477 - 06/07/11 09:38 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Too old.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14573502 - 06/07/11 09:45 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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She was like 15 then, I was 16/17 
So, she's about 26 now
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#14573535 - 06/07/11 09:53 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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this whole thread is a fucking fail, but hilarious nonetheless
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Your avatar is fucking fail
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#14573687 - 06/07/11 10:23 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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People who use the word "fail" are fail
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: shroomnymph]
#14580571 - 06/08/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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so people with a sense of fashion or who liked dressing up are garbage?
cool man. *not directed at the last quote*
i meant tht from that picture one can clearly see where she spends most of her time. there are a limited amount of hours in the day and if one spends so much time making sure they are appealing to the eye they will obvuiously spend less time exploring the science of life, reading, and generally expanding their knowledge. this observation, because obviously i dont know her, is based on what ive seen and experienced
Baha are you kidding man? So people who care about their looks have lost a precious hour of the 24 in a day so they're automatically less intelligent? Are you telling me you've never wasted an hour before? So she wastes time on her appearance, it's better than wasting time on a lot of things, I bet you waste more time masturbating or playing Halo.
In fact more people she would waste time on hygiene and appearance I'm tired of the my eyes being assaulted by pajama pants with rain water wicking upwards and those nasty ass slippers that have turned brown coupled with an old baggy ICP shirt. Or my nose being assaulted with fucking idiots who think patchouli and BO is an alternative to showering an deodorant.
Usually girls who dress like her are much less vapid than those sorority sluts with their uggs and coach purses and other name brand attire...

If you were criticizing girls like that and assuming they were dumb and materialistic I would agree, but she's not wearing any brand name clothes she just likes fashion that you don't. She's clearly not trying to attract people like you, people who think fashion detracts from intelligence. That's for a specific reason, you probably don't care about your presentation and most girls (or at least the ones you find stupid) tend to find that unattractive. So it all works out, you think they're dumb and they think you're disgusting, clothing is just a way to weed out people they're not interested in.
As for the OP, yes you're looking for an ego boost, why deny it? You're like the kid who tells a bunch of virgins or sex n00bs "dude it sucks I've only had sex like 5 times this week, I feel so embarrassed" knowing full well they've never had sex that many times in their lives. No tact, anyone with half a brain can pick up on this shameless self promotion.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Yrtlzmo]
#14580738 - 06/08/11 04:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude I made this thread 3 months ago. I dont even remember posting it. Probably drunk or something. Cry me a river. Dr phil here, over analyzing everything down to grammar. You guys crack me up. I think shes ugly. Deal with it
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14581133 - 06/08/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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What are you talking about? Grammar? Overanalyzing? I devoted three sentences to you. Did you mean to say you're drunk right now?
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Yrtlzmo]
#14581158 - 06/08/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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His ego is THAT big bro.
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Re: The ugliest girl youve boned.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14581252 - 06/08/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: I believe this thread has run it's course.
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