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InvisibleLeftBehind
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looking into becoming an Embalmer
    #14059107 - 03/03/11 10:21 AM (13 years, 2 days ago)

the pay isnt bad and the need for this service would always be around no matter how bad the economy gets.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2060724_become-embalmer.html


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: LeftBehind]
    #14059113 - 03/03/11 10:23 AM (13 years, 2 days ago)

are you a necrophiliac?


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: Salomon]
    #14059118 - 03/03/11 10:25 AM (13 years, 2 days ago)

what's the pay like?  I already handle dead bodies anyways, might as well preserve and make them pretty for some bank


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: Salomon]
    #14059121 - 03/03/11 10:25 AM (13 years, 2 days ago)

nope. just looking into jobs that no one else wants to do, that pays well, and something that will be around no matter what the circumstances are.

nah mean, kid?


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: LeftBehind]
    #14059173 - 03/03/11 10:34 AM (13 years, 2 days ago)

i dig, brah

i was just curious if you're in it for the cash or for the decaying ass


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: LeftBehind]
    #14059237 - 03/03/11 10:48 AM (13 years, 2 days ago)

i dont has no TV for like 5 years now.
just computer. i watch everything streaming
i see everything way late if at all. this is the 1st im watching of his interviews.
is it weird that i can understand and identify with everything he is saying
... and i am diagnosed Bipolar


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14060401 - 03/03/11 02:20 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
i dont has no TV for like 5 years now.
just computer. i watch everything streaming
i see everything way late if at all. this is the 1st im watching of his interviews.
is it weird that i can understand and identify with everything he is saying
... and i am diagnosed Bipolar




huh?


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: LeftBehind]
    #14061499 - 03/03/11 05:14 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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LeftBehind said:
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ellenallien said:
i dont has no TV for like 5 years now.
just computer. i watch everything streaming
i see everything way late if at all. this is the 1st im watching of his interviews.
is it weird that i can understand and identify with everything he is saying
... and i am diagnosed Bipolar




huh?




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ellen, who the fuck are you talking to?

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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14061517 - 03/03/11 05:17 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

LeftBehind said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
i dont has no TV for like 5 years now.
just computer. i watch everything streaming
i see everything way late if at all. this is the 1st im watching of his interviews.
is it weird that i can understand and identify with everything he is saying
... and i am diagnosed Bipolar




huh?




:confused2:

ellen, who the fuck are you talking to?




shhh. shes having a bipolar moment. let it slide and pretend like nothing happened.

oh hey ellen! :wave:
























:lol: im just playin around :tongue: but im sure you knew that.


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14065578 - 03/04/11 10:40 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

the true reason for me wanting to become an embalmer is so i can get my hands on an infinite supply of wet.


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: LeftBehind]
    #14065580 - 03/04/11 10:40 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

do what you want just don't use eHow

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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: LeftBehind]
    #14065602 - 03/04/11 10:44 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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LeftBehind said:
the true reason for me wanting to become an embalmer is so i can get my hands on an infinite supply of wet.




:stanhopefacepalm:

I hope you realize that formaldehyde is not PCP...


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: deCypher]
    #14065618 - 03/04/11 10:46 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

if all of the infrastructure collapses your skills will not be needed. people will just put people in holes like in the old days, no prep needed.


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: deCypher]
    #14065625 - 03/04/11 10:48 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

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deCypher said:
Quote:

LeftBehind said:
the true reason for me wanting to become an embalmer is so i can get my hands on an infinite supply of wet.




:stanhopefacepalm:

I hope you realize that formaldehyde is not PCP...




:lol: so many people confuse them.  It's actually kinda embarassing (for them)


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: bbl337] * 1
    #14065658 - 03/04/11 10:55 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

i wanna freebase some formaldehyde :yesnod:


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: Salomon]
    #14065688 - 03/04/11 11:00 AM (13 years, 1 day ago)

I'm sure it'd have some psychoactive effect but not a very pleasant one.  :lol:


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: deCypher]
    #14068505 - 03/04/11 09:48 PM (13 years, 20 hours ago)

i use to smoke wet all the time. that shit is a trip!


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: LeftBehind]
    #14068518 - 03/04/11 09:51 PM (13 years, 20 hours ago)

If you really want to get ahead, you'll also need to sell overpriced Cadillac coffins and other services. Cash in while the stiff is above ground and all.

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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: LeftBehind] * 1
    #14068541 - 03/04/11 09:56 PM (13 years, 20 hours ago)

My buddy apprenticed at a funeral home for a bit.

Meet the trocar: The Embalmers Sword


A giant vacuuming syringe thang. You stab every organ through one puncture in the gut, and suck out all the meaty goodness.

Everyone rotated from front of the house (planning with family), and back of the house (working with stiffs), so they wouldn't get too bummed with just seeing people crying/seeing dead people all day long.

A couple of people worked the back exclusively, however, whom they referred to as the Morgue Monkeys.


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Re: looking into becoming an Embalmer [Re: antiPock]
    #14068555 - 03/04/11 09:58 PM (13 years, 20 hours ago)

anyone know what they do with all the blood they pump out?  I bet there's a good way to make money off of it somehow


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