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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: twighead]
#14057001 - 03/02/11 08:51 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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twighead said: Christians circuimsize in America too 
And I'm guessing maybe one out of every 100,000 jews practices this baby dick blood sucking shit 
Yeah bruh, you act like I'm not from there.
I dunno, the wikipedia article (for what that's worth) makes it seem pretty common, to the point of babies getting herpes every now and again.
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slapphappypill said: Yeah.... I can trace my ancestry to the tribe of Levi,
Then every man woman and child who wear jeans are in your debt sir.
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slapphappypill said: huh?
Think about it.
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: Mchaggis]
#14057050 - 03/02/11 09:01 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Mchaggis said:
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twighead said: Christians circuimsize in America too 
And I'm guessing maybe one out of every 100,000 jews practices this baby dick blood sucking shit 
Yeah bruh, you act like I'm not from there.
I dunno, the wikipedia article (for what that's worth) makes it seem pretty common, to the point of babies getting herpes every now and again.
I donno what I'd look up on wiki to find that haha, can you link?
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: twighead]
#14057062 - 03/02/11 09:04 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Brit Milah
I googled "metzizah b'peh" which is the name for the act of baby-dick blood-sucking
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: Mchaggis]
#14057091 - 03/02/11 09:09 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Mchaggis said: Brit Milah
I googled "metzizah b'peh" which is the name for the act of baby-dick blood-sucking 
Nasty 
Well... I'm pretty sure my parents didn't do this to my seeping foreskin wound
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: twighead]
#14057111 - 03/02/11 09:15 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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how do you know? Did you ask them?
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lol i can just imagine the dislog between those two guys
'aw yeah put it in your mouth' 'oh man i'm a total slut, this baby made me it's bitch!' 'thats so hot!'
haha this world is fucked up
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: Moo456]
#14057139 - 03/02/11 09:21 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Moo456 said:
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slapphappypill said: Yeah.... I can trace my ancestry to the tribe of Levi,
Then every man woman and child who wear jeans are in your debt sir.
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slapphappypill said: huh?
Think about it.
Oh, haha! nvm, i must still be high! the tribe of Levi is written about in the book of leviticus in case you didn't know, otherwise yeah, u funny, haha! i'm way to tired to think right now
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reeferaddict69 said: Jews suck babies penis after circumcision. Does this not bother you guys?
Yeah, every Jew I ever met - suckin' babies dicks all the time. I tried, I tried to be tolerant but it was too much
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: gzuf]
#14057171 - 03/02/11 09:28 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: twighead]
#14057369 - 03/02/11 10:11 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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I dont see the whoop-la over circumscision My dick is cut and i dont remember being in pain. I'm sure I was at the time, but seeing as how I was just stretching for hte first time in the 9mo of my existance, I was probably in a lot of pain regardless.
But having grown up, its nice to not have to worry about any adverse reactions from peers - seeing as how in America if your'e different, you're likely being made fun of
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: memes]
#14057457 - 03/02/11 10:30 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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Word, I don't like that they cut my dick without asking first, and all of the males in America likely have PTSD because of it... but if I was uncut 80% of the girls here wouldn't even know what the fuck is up. And arbitrary as it is - I bet its easier to last longer when you're cut... since it doesn't feel as good
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: twighead]
#14057498 - 03/02/11 10:39 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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i'm uncut. i haven't caught any negative feels for it. when girls notice, which isn't often, they find it a curiosity. like a check off of their list or something. i've also met american girls (well just one, my current lady) who didn't even know what a circumcision is and thought that penises only came in the uncut variety.
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: dummy]
#14057528 - 03/02/11 10:48 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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this dude is off his rocker! idc if it's tradition, it's fucking weird and this is america where we lock up people that have sex with kids!
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Re: metzizah bepeh [Re: broken] 1
#14057983 - 03/03/11 12:49 AM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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This ritual was done to mark a newborn as a member of the tribe, and at the time of development, that meant a harsh life in a sandy desert environment.
According to historical account, ungents (oil based topical ointments) such as the Holy Anointing Oil of Exodus 30, were in common use by the priesthood.
The Holy Announting Oil recipe calls for 9 POUNDS of flowering Cannabis bud to 8 gallons of olive oil, and other spices such as cinnamon, myrhh, and others used for medicinal and anti-bacterial properties.
Having constantly made, ingested, and used these ungents, the priest class had the most active immune system. Their saliva was probably the cleanest damn thing in that dusty desert tent that they had to perform surgery in (don't even think about water or alcohol, those were kept in animal skins, remember).
So at that time, it had a medically useful function. Now, much like most of western religion, it is a vestigial ceremony done out of a rote sense of tradition.
Gods, some of you people need to reason out multiple explanations before you jump to judgement.
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Zenarchist23 to the rescue!
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Alcohol i'm pretty damn sure, animal skin or not, is a far better sterilizer than a priests mouth 
That just goes a little too far (not that cutting dicks in the first place isn't)
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