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Synesthetic
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The most foul of all household chores
#14057254 - 03/02/11 09:51 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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Cleaning out the refrigerator. By far. *dons hazmat suit*
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lil_demented
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: Synesthetic]
#14057265 - 03/02/11 09:52 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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Use a lot of bleach, and breath heavily.
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Jamio
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: Synesthetic]
#14057270 - 03/02/11 09:53 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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I hear that man. Usually when I clean out my fridge it is in the making of becoming some sort of biological warfare weapon.
I blame it on all the fast food (brother works at pizza hut, so always full of leftover non eatten pizza)
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Synesthetic
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: Jamio]
#14057281 - 03/02/11 09:55 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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My mom cooks a lot, but ever since I cut back on eating, she makes way too much and I fucking hate eating leftovers.
So every time, there's a collection of leftover food some dating back 3 weeks...one item I pulled out is at least a month old, maybe even 6 weeks...ugh. At least I smell nice *has his shirt over his nose*
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twighead
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: Synesthetic]
#14057286 - 03/02/11 09:57 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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I spilled a bit of potato soup in my fridge like 6 months ago and only got around to cleaning it last week 
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Synesthetic
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: Synesthetic]
#14057310 - 03/02/11 10:01 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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Somehow managed to not catch any substantial whiffs of that shit...now to pull out the household bleach and start the scalding hot water.
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dummy
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: Synesthetic]
#14057326 - 03/02/11 10:04 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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my roommate spilled milk in the fridge (all over everyone's shit) and left it there. when i ask him to clean it up (multiple times) he told me not to cry of spilled milk... eeuughh... some fucking people..
-------------------- People never seem to know what they least suspect is coming next.
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Synesthetic
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: dummy]
#14057340 - 03/02/11 10:06 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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I would have scraped the crud off the fridge and wiped it under his nose in his sleep.
By the way, I caught a whiff of the 6 week old stir fry while I was doing the scalding hot bleach rinse on the dishes. Dry heaving as we speak.
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OsculateOfDemise



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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: dummy]
#14057344 - 03/02/11 10:06 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
dummy said: my roommate spilled milk in the fridge (all over everyone's shit) and left it there. when i ask him to clean it up (multiple times) he told me not to cry of spilled milk... eeuughh... some fucking people..
That's when you pour some milk on him, tell him "don't cry over a little spilled milk" and see how he likes it.
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WakeboardrB
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: Synesthetic]
#14057486 - 03/02/11 10:37 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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I definitely have some stuff in the back of my fridge that could technically qualify as being a biological weapon. Fortunately it's all sealed up and if shit is bad enough, I'll just reinvest in some Tupperware containers.
My fridge has 5 or 6 removable shelves and I usually alternate washing them at least one a month. Not too bad.
-------------------- Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: dummy]
#14057625 - 03/02/11 11:13 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
dummy said: my roommate spilled milk in the fridge (all over everyone's shit) and left it there. when i ask him to clean it up (multiple times) he told me not to cry of spilled milk... eeuughh... some fucking people..
id tell him not to cry over a fuckn broken nose when it comes his way.... i can't stand living with slobs. it's worse than living with someone who doesnt smoke weed BY FAR
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dummy
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: blazenn]
#14057661 - 03/02/11 11:23 PM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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lol, once i got all of my frustrations with him off of my chest and he said he felt like punching me in the face. lol, silly fuck. i got really serious with him, which i guess scared him, and he fled to his room. the man had retards for parents maybe? who knows... slobs are the worst for sure.
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akira_akuma
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: Synesthetic]
#14057827 - 03/03/11 12:02 AM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
Synesthetic said: I would have scraped the crud off the fridge and wiped it under his nose in his sleep.
yeah
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Re: The most foul of all household chores [Re: Synesthetic]
#14057859 - 03/03/11 12:11 AM (13 years, 3 days ago) |
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I hate scrubbing behind my toilet.
There's always like, a vitamin pill, glued to the floor with a stray burst of dried piss.
-------------------- "Yeah, he's a professor...... OF BEING A DOG!"
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