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R.J. Schiffler
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I hate the fact that we can't pump are own gas too. Its weird just sitting there while some heeb puts his nozzle in your hole. I would rather do it myself.
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Dr. P. Silocybin
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haha yeah man Jersey is the only one. suck for you
no left turns either
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R.J. Schiffler
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jug handles and circles are so much better than left hand turns. Left hand turns are for retards.
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Dr. P. Silocybin
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R.J. Schiffler said: jug handles and circles are so much better than left hand turns. Left hand turns are for retards.
no. jersey is for retards.
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R.J. Schiffler said: I hate the fact that we can't pump are own gas too.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
#14057084 - 03/02/11 09:08 PM (13 years, 2 days ago) |
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GabbaDj said:
Sooo I played a joke on a co-worker.. I hid his car keys.
Well it was me and Christina who did it because we found his keys and we are both tricksters.
Soooo we put his keys inside the first aid cabinet. Then we left and forgot about it because we got off work before he did.
Sooo it's two days later and I get back to work and I forgot about the whole thing, then I hear the guy talking about losing his keys and having to get a ride home and take the bus to work and needing to have a new keys made for his car and so on..

Long story short I had to give the guy $100 today .
Still funny though.

Next time you should just wire some dynamite to his ignition. He'll be laughing about your practical joke all the way to the hospital!
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R.J. Schiffler
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what proud state do you live in nancy boy?
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Dr. P. Silocybin
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R.J. Schiffler said: Ok, nancy boy have you ever heard of this?
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R.J. Schiffler said: what proud state do you live in nancy boy?
come up with a new insult dude down here in the commonwealth of virginia we dont take kindly to unoriginal insults
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R.J. Schiffler
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whats wrong with nancy boy? I call everyone nancy boy. Its not an insult just a love bite. Virginia is a beautiful state.
When you think of NJ do you think jersey shore type people?
Im getting that vibe from you.
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i think of the south park episode, its a jersey thing
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R.J. Schiffler
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laugh out loud (its a jersey thing)
That's north jersey people who are closer to new york. People from south jersey are like the complete opposite. Im just a suburbanite nancy boy who likes to put crickets in peoples cars.
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deCypher said: Next time you should just wire some dynamite to his ignition. He'll be laughing about your practical joke all the way to the hospital!
I dont know if they still sell them but there's a firework you put under the hood of a car, wire it to the coil and a ground and when they start the car it starts whistling and blowing shitloads of smoke and a few loud pops ' I used to love those things
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Dr. P. Silocybin
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not necessarily I've got some friends from jersey and I met some cool people when I went to Asbury Park like a year ago.
The beeach was nice, I was tripping L after a concert and spent the night chilling on the beach smoking joints with my girlfriend.
not all of jersey is bad and not everyone from jersey is bad
but I think you've got a higher percentage of douche bags then most other places
and alot of jersey looks like this

I'm damn glad I live in Virginia
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R.J. Schiffler
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Dr. P. Silocybin said:
but I think you've got a higher percentage of douche bags then most other places
u got that right its just so densely populated
NJ beaches are kind of dirty when you actually go into the water. There is just a lot of shit floating around. its gross.
Virginia is nice I have driven through there to visit my cousin in TN.
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R.J. Schiffler
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ok gabba scratch the penis prank just do the cricket prank its your only hope.
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R.J. Schiffler said: I hate the fact that we can't pump are own gas too. Its weird just sitting there while some heeb puts his nozzle in your hole. I would rather do it myself.
Ah damn, finally some legislation in Oregon I can get behind. They are actaully thinking of letting us pump our own gas. Of course the bill still requires one pump to be full service at all stations but wahooo.
I hate waiting for some "I hate my job guy" to get over to me and actually do something I could have done minutes ago.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: 4runner]
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When I think of new jersey I think of the disgusting bay smell in many areas, Atlantic city being over run by crack heads, dick head police everywhere, and a state with the worst gun laws in the union.
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Wait wait WAIT.....Some states don't even let you pump your own fucking gas? IN AMERICA?
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That'd be new jersey. I have no problem with it though, winter sucks, when I'm in jersey some dude stands out there and does that shit
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i had someone pump my gas once, they stole my gas cap. fuckers.
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I'm about to start drawing big penises and putting them in my gas door. lul when the guy pulls it out and sees the monstrous cock I drew for him.
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