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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056791 - 03/02/11 08:10 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

If he asks you to pay $100 because the crickets destroyed the circuitry in his dashboard.  Just don't give it to him.  Don't take any crap this is a prank war.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056806 - 03/02/11 08:12 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

Lol put a little lizard in there too so when he gets in theres not only like a hundred crickets but a crazed lizard dashing around eating them. :lol:


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14056827 - 03/02/11 08:15 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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Lol put a little lizard in there too so when he gets in theres not only like a hundred crickets but a crazed lizard dashing around eating them. :lol:




That makes no sense the lizard would eat all the crickets!

Then you would just have a stupid little lizard doing lizard things in the car


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056862 - 03/02/11 08:22 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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Lol put a little lizard in there too so when he gets in theres not only like a hundred crickets but a crazed lizard dashing around eating them. :lol:




That makes no sense the lizard would eat all the crickets!

Then you would just have a stupid little lizard doing lizard things in the car




nah I had anolas or whatever those litte fucks are called. They get full and then hide around hehehehe


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14056885 - 03/02/11 08:26 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

ok fine if you want to ruin a perfectly good prank then buy an anola lizard along with the crickets.  It will definately increase the cost of this prank.

Who know how much a fucking anola lizard costs?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056903 - 03/02/11 08:29 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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How old is this guy and where do you work?



Dunno and a place called WAND


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056906 - 03/02/11 08:30 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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ok fine if you want to ruin a perfectly good prank then buy an anola lizard along with the crickets.  It will definately increase the cost of this prank.

Who know how much a fucking anola lizard costs?




:omgz: :uhoh:  :razz:


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Re: $100 Later [Re: slapphappypill]
    #14056913 - 03/02/11 08:31 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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R.J. Schiffler said:
How old is this guy and where do you work?



Dunno and a place called WAND





20's 30's 40's?  What is WAND an acronym for?  I have another prank idea do you want to hear it?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056950 - 03/02/11 08:39 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

It involves a penis...


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056968 - 03/02/11 08:42 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

White And Nagger Dicks?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056980 - 03/02/11 08:45 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

The cricket thing was done in an episode on MTV and what are people thinking about lizards?  The packing peanut thing is something I've done before and I plan on doing again this april first  All pranks have been done before, nothing is new.

It was harmless enough when we thought about it but when we forgot about it, thats when it turned into a real debacle.




Still funny though.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14056983 - 03/02/11 08:46 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

haha

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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056984 - 03/02/11 08:46 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

superglue everything, super glue a dildo on top of his monitor

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Re: $100 Later [Re: PreparationH]
    #14056985 - 03/02/11 08:46 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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cut his brakes



:ilold:

Shit in his air filter or make some shroom chocolates:stirthepot: and leave them in his office(make it look like you were going to put some papers on his desk to fool the cameras)

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Re: $100 Later [Re: Wise Toad]
    #14056988 - 03/02/11 08:47 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

Oh also, put laxatives in the shroom chocolates

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Re: $100 Later [Re: Wise Toad]
    #14056994 - 03/02/11 08:49 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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Oh also, put laxatives in the shroom chocolates




that would be a waste of good laxatives
mushrooms always make me poop by themselves

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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056995 - 03/02/11 08:49 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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The cricket thing was done in an episode on MTV and what are people thinking about lizards?  The packing peanut thing is something I've done before and I plan on doing again this april first  All pranks have been done before, nothing is new.

It was harmless enough when we thought about it but when we forgot about it, thats when it turned into a real debacle.




Still funny though.





Ok, nancy boy have you ever heard of this?

Draw a picture of a large throbbing penis.  Put said penis in the gas door of your enemies car.  Put a note on pic of penis saying "hand to driver"

When your enemy goes to the gas station he will receive a pic of a large unwanted penis.

You win.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14057004 - 03/02/11 08:51 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

why would it say hand to driver? the driver is usually the one pumping the gas

do you live in jersey?

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Re: $100 Later [Re: PreparationH]
    #14057010 - 03/02/11 08:53 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

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superglue everything, super glue a dildo on top of his monitor




Funny..  Before this guy went on vacation our boss replaced his knives in his tool box with vibrators..  It was great to watch him open that up and find a big purple dildo in his tool box.

In my business, the day before vacation is a free day, it's a day when we do nothing but walk around and rub in the face of everyone else that we will be on vacation.





Looking back..  I seem to be the one who instigates most of all of this..   


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #14057011 - 03/02/11 08:53 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

yes i live in nj and i forgot everyone pumps their own gas.  NJ can't be the only one?


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